#joreldecker

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J-Dog: Why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?

Danny: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

[bandiimz]

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J-Dog: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Danny: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

J-Dog: I-

J-Dog: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Here’s some more gems that were served to me in my Facebook feed. You’re welcome.

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It’s Eye Surgery Day….

Which means I’ll be offline for a while. I need time to rest. I’ll be home with a 20 hour sick time paycheck lookin’ like a blind pirate with a medical eye patch 😂 🏴‍☠️

I hope you all have a wonderful week! Wish me luck (please.)

#hu4l🕊️♾️

Here’s one final creation before I go in.

J-Dog: I just ended a five year relationship.

Danny: Aw man, I’m sorry.

J-Dog, smiling: It’s okay, it wasn’t mine.

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Johnny, angry: I swear to God, I'm the only one in this damn band with a brain cell!

Charlie, J-Dog, Funnyman, and Danny: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!

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Happy Belated Birthday J-Dog

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-Charlie and Johnny wide awake in the middle of the night-

Charlie: English is so freaking weird. Like, telling someone “you are shit” and “you ain’t shit”, are both insults.

Johnny: But saying “you’re not the shit” is also an insult.

Charlie: Exactly! AND “you are the shit” is a compliment??

J-Dog: …Guys, it is 3 AM…