#jdogxdanny

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Danny: Jorel, how depressed have you been lately?

J-Dog: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Danny, whispering: Jesus, wow….

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J-Dog: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Danny: What are you passionate about?

J-Dog: Sleeping.

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Jorel: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Danny: What the hell!?

Jorel: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Jorel, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Danny, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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J-Dog: Do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

Danny, concerned: What the fuck is wrong with you??

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Danny: Why are you like this?!

J-Dog: I used too much of that “No Tears” shampoo as a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since… so there’s that…

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Danny: Jorel, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Jorel: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Danny: J-Dog is killing it up there… and by ‘it’, I mean ‘my interest”.

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J-Dog, high: Are pigeons drones?

Danny: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

J-Dog: Dude think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're drones!

Danny: …Please let me sleep...