#dannyxjdog

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Danny: You know, you call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

J-Dog: Making four accounts.

Danny, tearing up: Really...?

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Jorel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Danny: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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J-Dog: Why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?

Danny: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

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J-Dog: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Danny: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

J-Dog: I-

J-Dog: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Danny: Jorel, how depressed have you been lately?

J-Dog: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Danny, whispering: Jesus, wow….

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J-Dog: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Danny: What are you passionate about?

J-Dog: Sleeping.

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Jdog: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Danny: ...We're on the ground floor.

Jdog: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Danny: You know what they say: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

J-Dog: An apple can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.