Me: I am a sophisticated creature of literary classics. My vocabulary is far more advanced than that of many around me. I derive joy from Milton and sadness from Poe. I am a sum total of everything I have ever read. I contain multitudes. I have lived by Rudyard Kipling's 'If' and hold it as a guideline for the kind of person I want to emulate, I....
A British Pig: Jumping in muddy puddles is fun!
Me: (with tears in my eyes) It sure is little one.
tag, you're it !! shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs. afterward, be sure to inflict the curse (ask game) upon as many favored individuals of your choosing as you see fit
Egads, you've gotten me !!!
youtube shuffle kinda smelly but going by what it plays:
Jhariah - Flight of The Crows
Dom Fera - Anybody Else
The Crane Wives - The Moon Will Sing
Jace Everette - Bad Things
A-and then what is... probably the biggest??? call out??? uhm
Barbie Beauty Boutique Soundtrack - Track 4
I hope these all link correctly im sorry if not
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
yeah i think i said somewhere at somepoint i'd put up ao3 if i made a chaptered thing
now im making a chaptered thing
in the same universe as this piece here
but its with eclipse instead hehehoho
ECLIPSE LOVERS COME GET UR JUICE
i just wanted to let you know @sleepykas that the celebration of Lamp was the 250th post
thank u for this honor (and best wishes to getting that fic up and started!!!)
yeah i've been kinda sitting on this for a hot minute, namely bc i wanted to draw for it first and have it all in one cool collective post but!! regardless
i might as well get some of it down while i wait for rust cleaners to take place-
essentially instead of investing in ✨pizza and children and the 80s✨
its "well what if we make the bEST FUCKING CATERING EXPERIENCE FOR THE ELITE" or something along those lines, maybe its part of a grand hotel scheme and its a restaurant apart of it but regardless
its incredibly self indulgent and very much a call out for how much i was into ouran high school host club back then and frankly still fucking am and no i will not take any commentary at this time-
where rich people get to spend too much time being doted on and such
it's bright, gaudy, flashy, it wreaks of wealth and the robots are top of the line?! consider it a status symbol to even be seen in a PHOTO with them.
idk quite what the era would reflect, im thinking regency or generally victorian- posh and finger sandwiches with tea yknow
moon, sun, and eclipse are the stars of the show, them being a "triplets" waiter act that can handle the largest of parties and brattiest of guests has given the trio a rep to handle just about anything thrown at them
roxy works the bar and yes sometimes the tail gets in the way its not her fault they made it fluffier than a raccoon's winter girth but at least drinks on top of the counter are okay!!
chica is #1 hostess even though she seems a bit like a mess more than someone you'd actually put in charge of organization and stuff but thats alright-
monty makes for a rlly funny chef but you bet your sweet suspiciously gator-skin pants that yes he is the best chef and there will be NO critiques at this hour. growls are standard, hissing is a paid event (all food has the slightest bit of spice and he will not be removing it any time soon, he likes to see those napkins at work wiping away sweat-)
freddy my heaven and angel above - he's probably another waiter?? he may be used exclusively for birthday parties though so he tends to just float around and be the /face/ of the cafe yknow?
vanessa and peepaw are ofc around as caretaker to the legendary owner himself
and of COURSE when ur dealing the high and mighty elite, money flows and people talk which means im sure that its TOTALLY COINCIDENCE that some of the most affluential individuals in political races or some such just,,suddenly take a swim in their soup! totally yep mhm
they /definitely/ just developed some on-the-spot condition or heart attack it doesnt matter their age- (maybe, could also do some other plot all together but its fine, need something for a suspicious history hehehoho)
but where does y/n fit in all this???
...i haven't really ironed that out admittedly but thats sorta the amalgam i have in mind currently!!
