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John wants you so bad...

@askjohnlennon ??? is this true????

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what 👀

this... is edited.

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did you know you’re a girl

@ask-georgeharrison go get your wife she is spreading misinformation

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Intro to Ask Blog

'Ello! Er, a bit new to this "Tumblr" business... really, y'know, I heard that The Beatles have something of a fanclub around here! Always good to charm yer audience, isn't it? So, here I am.

~Paul McCartney

(Nice shot of John 'n I, too, eh?)

INFO ABOUT PAGE !!

Hiya!! Mod here— or, I think that's how you go about calling my role, anyway. This'll be a page where you can ask an early-60s based Paul McCartney just around anything!

If text is in blue, it's Paul speaking! Orange will always be me, the mod.* Anyway— go wild! Paul's quite interested in answering your asks :)

*minor exception: when Paul replies to comments, it will be default colored as I cannot change font color in comments. I will specify if it is the mod replying to your comment. Otherwise, it is Paul.

Please note: This is a fictional page, I do not claim to be Paul McCartney in any way, shape or form.

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And when i wank you i feel happy inside

It's such a feeling that my love

I can't cum

I can't cum

I CAN'T CUM

Oh yeah you got that small dick

I know you'll cumderstand

are you saying i have a small prick. in song form.

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You're just a babeh 🥺🥺🥺

WHO THE HELL KEEPS SENDINYG ME THESE IM GROWN. GEO IS YOUNGER THAN ME GO GET HIM!!! 😡

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gay plural? i am one person who else could you possibly be referring to... also i am mot a woman!!😢😢😢

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Hello everyone!! Blog update: Paul is growing up 🥹 He now has knowledge of Brian Epstein, George Martin, etc. Consider this a post-EMI audition update.