#jtjamess

[cactusomega]

keep giggling and nobody explodes

[mjolnirsammy]

@heavenlysams replied to your post: “my last five google searches...”

friend.... why

I... I don’t really know what to tell you, I had the day off and I was bored and then Tori started talking about blushing sharks and honestly it just kind of went downhill from there

[jamesbcrnes-archive-blog]

I hadn’t intended on uploading this but @jtjamess made me do it so *shrugs* ref: (x)

available on redbubble here !

[mjolnirsammy]

You are problematic because: A) You messed up step 2. B) You don't listen to Danny's inspiration to go places.

I am a true disgrace to every Norse person I have ever been fond of tbh

make a ‘your fave is problematic’ post about me

[mjolnirsammy]

1, 70, 74, 75, 77 (whoops), 79, 99. At least three of these are rude jokes about your relationship and I regret nothing.

u r by far the rudest friend I have

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Open, technically? But I mean I don’t even have doors on my closet (nor do I use it as a closet) because half my bed is currently stuffed in there. I made a fort. It’s awesome.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Ignoring for a moment the fact that the chances of me ever getting married are like -2%, and going with the kind of abstract concept of a spouse I have in my head… I see him building houses, assembling the actual wooden frames for houses from the ground up. I have no idea why.

74. Own any record albums?

I don’t unfortunately but my dad has tons. and he has a copy of In Search Of The Lost Chord, I am beyond jealous.

75. Own a record player? 

My parents do. I remember them playing it when I was really young but they stopped when all the albums started getting scratched beyond the point of it sounding cool.

77. Ever been in love? 

I don’t think so. I’ve been infatuated multiple times and I’ve definitely been in love with concepts but never with another person, I don’t think.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Would you believe me if I said that I’ve never been to a legitimate concert, just tribute bands and stuff? Because I haven’t and it’s kind of a travesty.

99. Do you miss anyone right now? 

Perhaps. *sips tea*

send me numbers maybe?

[mjolnirsammy]

shitposting about narnia tbh