the chants!
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the chants!
Cat: I love tuna sandwiches!
Janet: What's wrong with Chrestomanci? He looked really pale
Roger: Oh, he's fine, he just can't stand the smell of fish
Janet: Really, why is that?
Julia: Mummy says it's because of unresolved trauma due to his abusive childhood
Cat and Janet: ...
Roger: He was the central agent in a smuggling ring which, among other things, transported the butchered bodies of mermaids between worlds
Janet: Holy shitting fuck balls
the best best friends you can have are the ones where you spent half a book with misplaced antagonism towards each other before becoming Ride or Die™️
chrestomanci sketchdump!!
chant the family man
Roger and Julia Chant - Charmed Life by Dianna Wynne Jones
janet: we could be friends?
julia: lol no
janet: war, then
alright mr narrator man you’ve convinced me, that voice you did when julia has a lollipop in her mouth and reading and knitting was perfect