#julyotter

[kitchenscene]

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO EDDIE/CHRIS

eddie's clutching a baseball bat and sobbing. we won but we lost but we won

[perenial]

yusuf + ...food

yusuf is open by nature; he shares what he has and what he is. there are very few parts of him he feels genuine discomfort bordering on shame for – and one of those is his terrible spice tolerance.

like!! don't get him wrong, he's better than most people at handling heat and he's trained himself over the centuries how to look like he's totally fine with his mouth on fire, but as a kid he was painfully sensitive and his older siblings found it fucking hilarious that he couldn't handle more than a few pinches of pepper.

cue the first night he and nicolò reluctantly share a meal in alexandria and yusuf spends the entire night absolutely refusing to admit that he finds their food even the slightest bit spicy, nope, not at all, this is great, he could eat a whole pot of it, he's not turning red, you're turning red, nothing to see here, this is fine.jpg

send me a ship/character + a word and I’ll give you a head canon

[protecthailmary]

okay I must contribute to trans Eddie... have we considered: Buck and Eddie BOTH being trans and BOTH being closeted to each other and BOTH being really ridiculous in the lengths they go to remain stealth? and Bobby is, again, the only one that knows they're both trans so he's simply LOSING it because it's like... You Guys Are The Same. but they both think the other is cis

we HAVE considered both of them being trans but not this specific incredibly funny scenario oh my god 

[iloveuspiderman]

WAIT. he directed a movie. dedicated it to his relative who was deaf... and who campaigned for captions. but he didn't put captions in the movie. yes it's horrible but it's also kind of funny in a fucked up kind of way. like. bro.

YEAH I WATCHED THE MOVIE MONTHS AGO SO I MIUGHT BE MISREMEMBERING BUT IM PRETTY SURE THERE WERE ONLY CAPTIONS FOR THE SIGNING

[gettingintoknives]

🥺

rly didn’t think we would ever become mutuals i was like oh he’s too hashtag aloof and cool and i’d never seen the spider-man movies he likes . i still haven’t i think, i’ve seen the other ones tho? or maybe i have i can’t remember <3 sorry. correct opinions on dogs which is Vital.... luv 2 commiserate w u about the retail chain whom must not be named where we make our #money and destroy our #souls... follow or i bite like a poorly trained byb chihuahua

[amnesiaguy]

hate 2 say it but. I have to agree with the assessment that you'd be woobified 😔

i truly would 😔 i’d say like, one mediocre but kinda raw line & people would RUN with it

[iloveuspiderman]

melissa benoist or anne hathaway? paget brewster or aj cook? YOUNG alan alda or YOUNG harrison ford?

melissa bonoist mwah i got my bangs bc of her <3, i did have to google these two but paget brewster, and i think harrison ford

[protecthailmary]

here are my correct dog opinions as the weird dog guy (sorry to pull rank)...

Athena: she seems standoffish to people she doesn't know but is very like loving towards her family so I'd say she's a Doberman or even Akita (or a cat)

Bobby: Boxer or Great Dane

Buck: yes I hear y'alls "Golden Retriever Buck" and raise you... Siberian Husky

Chimney: I'm blanking but let's go with Corgi because I love Corgis

Eddie: Newfoundland

Hen: I'm leaning towards Poodle tbh

NEWF EDDIE YEAH i love newfs so much,, yes,, 

and sorry not sorry to buy into the golden Buck thing bc i love goldens and they’re my fav, so Buck is still a golden