Nothing, and I mean nothing could have prepared you for the chaos that was letting Jamison into your life.
Everything you buy has to come with a warranty because he will accidentally explode random appliances sometimes.
He has trouble hearing, but can read your lips if he's not too busy just staring at you.
Jamison is very protective of you and if someone looks at you wrong, he's already asking if it's okay to blow them up (he learned the hard way you don't like solving your problems with bombs)
He follows you around like a puppy sometimes just hoping that you'll notice him and give him kisses. Jamison's favorite thing is getting kisses from you and he told you as much.
It can be a hassle to get him to clean up because it's not how he is used to living, but Jamison definitely tries.
You're the only one allowed to call him by his actual name, and Roadhog makes a comment the first time he hears you do it. Eventually he stops thinking it's funny and just pokes fun at the way Jamison is obviously head over heels for you.
Jamison doesn't get dressed up often, but he cleans up surprisingly well and it means the world to you when he puts in that extra effort to look good for you.
While you get to call him Jamison, he has a thousand absolutely ridiculous terms of endearment for you. He loves the nicknames and somehow each one feels a little wilder than the last.
NSFW
He constantly wants to be touching you and is not picky at all about whatever way you want it.
Sometimes he might get overexcited, but he has the energy for multiple rounds, so it's really not a problem.
Jamison is definitely the type for a messy makeout turned more. You honestly can barely get a kiss in without him trying to push things further, but he'll always back away if you tell him no.
You've never been with someone who was half as loud as Jamison, not that you mind. You just know there's no way you could ever sneak around with that man.
Separate showers after sex because Jamison wouldn't be able to keep his hands off you if he saw you in the shower, something you know well from experience.
Enthusiastic with everything. He doesn't care about impressing you with flashy moves when he knows that you're enjoying yourself. If you ever want something different, he knows you'll ask and he can just adapt.
Quickies are very common, especially when he sees you getting ready for something. There's something about the way you look before you'll completely put together that gets him going.
Sex isn't overly soft, but that's mainly because Jamison thinks that just getting physically closer to you gives the intimacy you talk about craving. He's not off about that too much, and if you really need a change, he'll happily let you take charge.
There's not really an overly dominant party, the two of you try to listen to each other and go from there.
Saw your post!! Any thoughts on what Junkrat, Mei, Venture, and Sombra might do if their respective s/o's wanted a prize from a claw machine? Who can actually do? What do they do if they can't?
Claw Machine - Junkrat, Mei, Sombra & Venture
Genre: fluff, little crack
Summary: how your s/o would win (or steal) you a prize from a claw machine
CW: sombra’s a jerk, established relationships, theft (in a funny silly goofy way), Ven gets stuck in a claw machine, none of these people are good at games sorry
thanks so much for giving me a cute fluffy req ^^ I really appreciate it. sometimes writing so much smut gets a little overwhelming so I am grateful for fun little ideas like this!! 💓 hope you’re having a great day lovely
someone pls remind me in the morning to give this a proper banner
@kitsune-loves-fics wrote a beautiful continuation of Venture’s part! come check it out here 💓
Junkrat:
insists he’s the best at claw machine games
he is not.
however he will spend all day and all the money he has just so he could get you whatever prize you wanted
unrelated but Mako is probably crazy at claw games
keeps promising he’ll win it for you but progressively gets worse and worse at the game
eventually gets annoyed and starts shaking the machine
please walk away it’s so embarassing
if that doesn’t work he will literally break the glass and just grab the toy for you
gets down on his knee like a dork and hands it to you
“for you, little cricket”
grabs your hand and runs away giggling from security
you’re legally obligated to keep the toy forever or else he’ll get sad
Mei:
probably average at the claw game
she won’t try all day but if you really want it, she’ll give it at least ten tries
gets kind of confused when she can’t win and decides to apply some science to it
literally calculates a bunch of math based on how fast it moves, how far away it is, size of everything etc
the math still doesn’t help
some kid probably comes up and does it on the first try and she’s staring at them like ‘how’
is completely focused on this damn claw machine now just to get you a little plushy
please bring her a drink or something to boost her mood
when you walk away she’ll try to put her hand in the machine but her arms are too short :(
in the end she recruits snowball and together they manage to get you your little plushy ^^
however she feels so guilty about it after she has to confess to you
Sombra:
she will never let herself be defeated by ANY machine
she’ll probably tell you to win it for yourself and lean against the machine with a smirk while she watches you
you’ll pout at her and beg for her help but she wants to see how ‘dedicated’ you are first (whatever that means)
eventually she gives in (she can never resist you) and steps up to try the game
and immediately loses.
doesn’t even try again, she just hacks it and forces it to do whatever she wants
doesn’t just grab you one plushy, she practically cleans out the whole machine
“liv can we just leave? people are starting to stare?”
“just one more, cariño”
it will not be just one more, but how can you resist when she’s being so sweet?
Venture:
dork ass steps right up the minute you press your face on the glass and coo about how cute it is
“don’t worry babe, I got this”
(they really do not)
they will hyperfocus on it and play it for literal hours
they’re not even bad at it—they keep winning prizes, just not the one that you want
you could leave for ten minutes and come back and they’ll still be trying it
after maybe an hour of playing they get you to stand on the side and shake it for them
if that doesn’t work, they try to shove their arm up there but they’re so muscly they get stuck
you end up having to call the fire department to get them unstuck lol
and the owner of the place feels so bad (or maybe embarrassed) for you guys that they unlock the machine and just give you the toy
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Hi! Idk if u do requests but is it possible to ask for junkrat and Lucio headcannons pls 🥹🥹? I’d love to see it! And I hope u have a great day or night!!!
Junkrat headcanons!! Just general ones
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I'm really not sure if you meant the two of them interacting together or just.. Junk and Lucio seperately, but I need to do single person headcanons anyway!! So, just general headcanons about oue fav piewoemaniac (Will probably do Lucio later!! Perhaps them together if i find enough headcanons that it's post-worthy)
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Sings in the shower. He.. Rarely showers to begin with, and when he does, he sings in there. And he's not a very good singer either.
Not as dumb as many people think he is!! Actual genius, he's genuinely just crazy. Will know the answer to any random trivia question you ask him.
Mama's boy. Huge one. See: the interaction with Ana And with that, he's also super respectful towards the elderly.
Surprisingly sentimental gift giver. Thinks about what he should get for days before actually buying cough stealing cough it.
His eyesight isn't the greatest, he can't see very far. Wether that's something that happened naturally or if it's becausenof radiation? Who knows.
↑ Could never convince him to get glasses though. If he ever had to choose something to correct his vision, he'd wear contacts, but never glasses.
His jokes somehow never land despite the fact he's surprisingly funny. He tells his joke, and despite it being surprisingly creative or funny, it never lands.
Horrible at comforting people, but still tries his best. Even if that might somehow end up making it worse.
Very fidgety. No real reason besides being quite restless a lot of the time. He'll tap his foot, roll a smaller bomb between his fingers, mess around with different facial expressions, just about anything if it gets him to make slight movements.
Very short attention span unless he's focused on something. Could tinker with a new bomb model or new trap for hours but cannot sit still for longer than 28 seconds.
I love this guy an unreasonable amount he's so cutie.. Also someone tell me why the hell he has like zero namecards with his face in it. Like genuinely why and how
Good day/night to you too!! And anyone reading lol
Can you write different characters and how they would react when they get jealous when dating reader
D.va,Sombra,Junkrat , the rest you wanna do is your choice!
OVW Characters & Jealousy Headcanons
I'm happy to write for them! I'll write some headcanons for Venture and Ashe as well!
Hana Song / D.Va:
Hana's the type of woman that would use humour to mask her jealousy - she's usually friendly, but she wont stray from poking fun at whoever she's jealous of, especially when around her partner. She's confident in herself, and doesn't internalise the jealousy, just uses it to fuel her anger towards the person she's jealous of. Her jealousy would reflect in her affection as well - her kisses would be more dominating, her hugs tighter, even hand holding would involve her nails digging into your hands more. It's her way of showing she's better, and reminding her partner that she's theirs and they're hers. Hana won't verbalise her jealousy, unless it's for a valid reason that her partner is feeding into.
Olivia Colomar / Sombra:
Olivia holds her cards close to her chest, and when she feels jealous this is amplified. She keeps her guard up, and wont open up about her feelings even on the smallest of things. All the while, she'd be subtly manipulating situations where her partner's interacting with the person causing the jealousy to plant seeds of doubt and dislike from her partner to them. She doesn't take jealousy lightly, and she needs to feel in control of situations otherwise her mind wanders to dark places. Olivia would most likely hide her jealousy behind a façade, never letting anyone see how much it's affecting her. In reality, though, it is and if it were affecting her deeply, she'd create scenarios for her partner and the other person to ‘find themselves in’, so that she could test her partner's loyalty. When Olivia's backed into a wall and can't move on from it, she does destructive things like that and wants to test her partner's loyalty and commitment, just to reassure herself.
Jamison Fawkes / Junkrat:
Because of his explosive nature, Jamison would probably react to situations that cause him to feel jealousy with impulsive, attention-seeking and destructive reactions. It would be immediate, and he would emphasise these emotions to the extreme - he might do rash things like become verbally aggressive with the person making him feel jealous (not his partner), and wouldn't think twice about the things he was saying or doing. It's his way of trying to feel better, and trying to gain his partner's attention back. Jamison would definitely be plotting some overly complicated and malicious way to get back at the person causing the jealousy, in an attempt to stop it from happening anymore. If confronted by his partner about his emotions, he would be honest and vulnerable, in hopes that it would cause them to see how much it's hurting him and how badly he wants their undivided attention. Otherwise, he wont speak about it and would have no intention of confronting the issue head on in a mature way.
Sloan Cameron / Venture:
When Venture feels jealous, they take a very analytical approach to the situation. Instead of letting themselves react with impulsivity, they would take a step back, understand the situation, and formulate a way to move forwards with it. They'd also take into consideration their partner's interactions with other people, and see if it's something their partner is doing or the people they're interacting with. It's important to Sloan to fully understand the situation and that includes who's responsible for causing the emotions they're experiencing, so that they can approach them about it. Sloan would make an attempt to communicate with their partner, and wouldn't use blaming language. The goal of the conversation would be to highlight how they feel, listen to their response, and work with them on a solution. It's something they're good at, and they value their ability to speak to their partner in a candid way about the situation and their emotions. They would want to focus on self improvement if they're lacking as a partner in a specific way, and Sloan would make an effort to set boundaries if something their partner was doing was causing the jealousy.
Elizabeth Caledonia “Calamity” / Ashe:
In situations that cause jealousy to occur because of someone else's actions (not her partner's), Elizabeth won't stray from directly confronting it with verbal aggression. She wouldn't let the other person speak by constantly interrupting them or refusing them the space to do so, and she'd tell them that they're not wanted by anyone so they might as well leave or that if they want to mess around with her she'll let them, but they wont like what she does back. She's very aggressive with her response to jealousy, and so she would want to dominate the conversation and would refuse to back down until they apologised or one of them walked away with a black eye. Elizabeth has been hurt too many times, and it's something that she wouldn't forgive her partner for a while (if they were the one causing the jealousy). She'd set the clear boundary, and make her partner work for forgiveness. It's something she's always struggled with, but after the things she's gone through, she won't beg for someone's attention and let them walk over her and her emotions.
Summary: General headcanons of Jamison Fawkes aka Junkrat having a crush on reader.
Words: 1,500
Tags: SFW; gender-neutral reader; fluff
Warnings/triggers: minor curse words
A/N: "I absolutely adore Junkrat and his expanded characterization in overwatch 2, so I decided to write some headcanons for my favourite pyromaniac. I hope you will enjoy this piece as much as I enjoyed writing it!" - Mod Berry
Oh boy, you bet that there will be a lot of puns involved. You know those interactions, that they added in overwatch 2? From casual puns, they will evolve into cheesy pickup lines. Not to mention, if you show the slightest bit that you do enjoy them or lord forbid, you follow up with an even dorkier response - expect to be smothered in bad puns every time he sees you. Jamison will be more than happy to share with you his special chemistry pickup lines such as:
"Are you carbon monoxide? Cuz ya sure take my breath away!"
"Excuse me darl, but did ya lose an electron? Cuz you are positively attractive!"
"Damn I've never seen a bomb like you! And I make those every day 24/7!"
"Oh, how I wish you were like Avogadro cuz then I would already know your number!"
I imagine he tells them with a full happy grin plastered on his face followed by a wink ;)
Jamison would definitely try too hard to sweep you off your feet by bragging about his and Roadhog's heists or even about their casual shenanigans. Don't worry, Mako makes sure to add realism to those and embarrasses him from time to time, by telling exactly how they went. For example:
"Oi Roadie do you remember the time when I saved both of our asses in Numbani by MY magnificent and strategically thought out plan?"
"You mean that one time you accidentally lit your ass on fire just to confuse the guards and buy us some time to escape? Yeah, that sure was something Rat."
The big man then lets out a hearty chuckle.
*gasp* "Betrayed by my own crime partner!"
At first, it would embarrass the hell out of Jamie. He would desperately try to explain to Mako that his pride and chance at a relationship with you is at stake, but then he sees you laugh, and just like that all his worry instantly disappears. From that very moment, he would tell all the awkward details himself just so he could hear you laugh one more time.
This also includes Junkrat telling you a different story about how he lost his finger, since the first time you have ever asked him about it. You would call him out at any given chance though. However, you appreciated his effort in trying to brighten up your day even if it meant listening to the silliest of tales of Jamison's lost finger.
“Oh, this? This is a painful reminder of my tragic yet complicated past." he follows up with a very expressive pose like the drama queen he is.
"Dude you are literally missing an arm and a leg. How could the finger be the main focus?"
"Y/N I am flattered that you are so invested in my backstory but no spoilers! Even for you. Now, where was I? Ah yes! (...)"
Some of these stories included his supposed memories from the outback. Probably back when he wasn't featured on every wanted poster in Junker Queen's domain.
"I lost me finger to a bunch of fellow junkers in a truth or dare fight in a bar, and you wouldn’t believe that it was because of the truth part!”
Other times it would be something so ridiculous that you can't help but snort at the simple prospect of that situation ever happening to Jamison.
“There was this one time when I had to wrestle a quokka for my lunch! Don't ever let them fool ya with those big ol' eyes and cutesy faces. I am tellin’ ya those things are bloodthirsty. I got my food back but the little rascal took my finger as revenge!"
"I am not blaming it though, sometimes even I wonder how I taste."
That last part earned him a well-deserved nudge, followed up by a sigh and being called a "dumbass" ( affectionate ) in response.
"Y/N you know that I am messing with you right? Or am I?"
But do not be fooled as this man is far from stupid as everyone likes to think. This man can be a menace to society and still be a genius. I had to include that in the note because I am sick and tired of people brushing it off. You have noticed that not only his craftmanship and his entire workshop reflect that statement but also his special interest, which is drumrolls please - philosophy! Specifically speaking, philosophy of mathematics. His newest interaction with Sigma shows that Jamie is aware of concepts such as Zeno's paradox. But why am I sharing this headcanon with you? That is because I am sure that if Jamison sees that you are interested in what he has to say, ( unless being ignored by like half of the other characters *cough* ) and therefore feel comfortable around you, he will be so excited to infodump you with all sorts of fun facts!
Whenever he sees you worry about his health, whether it would be because of his recklessness on the battlefield or an experiment in his workshop gone wrong Junkrat feels unusual. That is the best way to put it. Not many people care about his well-being. In fact, most of them wish something bad would happen to him or simply ignore his injuries ( I am looking at you Mercy ) so this blonde mess of a guy is used to not even notice the pain in the first place. Jamison tries harder to be more careful knowing that there is a special someone that cares about his safety. The thought of you caring about him that much fills his stomach with butterflies.
Having said that he is still the pyromaniac we know of and Jamison would most definitely use his explosives to create something entirely dedicated to you. That way he gets to demonstrate his engineering skills and show you that he is not an all talk no action kinda guy. There was this one time when he got too carried away though. He carefully prepared everything and showed you the results of his hard work but.. let’s just say... it gave you mixed signals? I mean, how could you possibly feel about bombs arranged in Y/N exploding at a rapid-fire rate just to leave nothing but ashes and flickering flames behind? Jamie was so eager to get any reaction from you but in your mind, you were so confused. Is this supposed to be a threat or a love confession? In Junkrat’s case, it could be both at the same time.
Junkrat gasping for air all proud of himself with what it seems like stars in his eyes after the explosion: “So what do you think? Am I good or what?”
Y/N standing there with wide eyes, while thinking to themself *chuckle* “I am in danger.” It would be rude to leave him with no response so you settled for “Great, it was sure something to see my initials get blown away. Truly a sight I won’t ever forget.”
“Aww Y/N you sure have a way with words.”
Having said that if you are not the kind of person who likes grand gestures, don’t worry Jamison will understand and won’t bother you with any going forward. He might be one of the most wanted criminals but he still has class.
Speaking of another wanted criminal Jamison would so rant about you to Mako. It happens anywhere at any given moment no matter if it's fitting or not - from their daily hangouts to the dangers of their crime-filled life. I imagine that even when their lives are being threatened Jamie will still make sure to mention how gorgeous and cool you are to Roadhog because something they encountered reminded him of you.
"Oi look Roadie! That is just like the show Y/N was talking about that I need to watch. I wonder what they are up to right now. " while being tied up.
"Rat that is not the time to talk about Y/N we gotta scram."
This would also include Jamison daydreaming about you and losing his focus on the battlefield. Mako was once fed up with that behaviour and had to interfere.
"Look Jamison if you do that one more time there might not be another chance for you to see Y/N so be more careful god dammit."
The sole thought of not being able to see you again was Jamison's driving force to how he puts it "get his shit together" and focus more on his actions. Jamie cares about you a lot and not being able to see you one more time would be his worst nightmare. Your beautiful face, the way you laugh, talk about your special interests and listen to his, the way you sneeze or cup his hands when he is injured or hell even being called a dumbass by you all gone because of his carelessness? Nothing scares him more than the idea of losing you.
May I request junkrat and zenyatta with an s/o who has adhd and is insecure bc their stims are kinda weird? Like one stim is they bite down on air to make a chomp sound. Theyll be chillin together and then outta no where " chomp chomp chomp" and they also will sorta dance? It's a small bounce dance wiggle thing. Oh and s/o will accidentally pop a knuckle and then immediately try to pop every single joint
A/N: Oh, friendo, this is just me except I don’t do the chomp one (although I do get the appeal, clicky teeth sound make brain go brrrr).
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Junkrat
Tbh, Junkrat’s probably clueless about your insecurity unless you tell him to his face
He also doesn’t know what you mean by stimming, so you’ll have to explain
To be 100% honest, Jamie definitely has stims himself and doesn’t realize it because he’s never really heard of the word
He just thinks he’s a weirdo and he enjoys being a weirdo, so it’s whatever
But a n y w a y
If you do decide to tell him that your insecurities, at first he’s just like, “Why??? Those things are fun???”
He realizes only a bit later that asking why you’re insecure about a thing is sort of insensitive and he comes to apologize
Roadhog probably told him, tbh
He tries to make you feel less insecure by joining in on your stims
You start popping your fingers and he’s like “oh hell yeah!!” and goes to town cracking his neck and wrists
He frequently has to stretch and pop the hip of his amputee leg anyway, why not have a joint popping party?
If he suddenly hears you chomping from a different part of the room, he starts doing it back
He purposely does it in a conversational manner so you focus on responding to him in chomp instead of being insecure that you’re stimming
Like Morse Code but chomping sounds
If you get comfortable talking about stims and stuff with him, you can help him figure out his own ones
If those things make you more uncomfortable rather than ease the discomfort, he apologizes profusely and promises to never ever do it again
He’s not sure how to make you feel any less insecure any other way, but he tells you that he likes your stims and that they make you, you
Like your stims aren’t what make you odd, mate, it’s the fact that you’re dating a dirty gremlin man, and half of the time the two of you are out and about, you’re also being followed by a giant with a piggy face on his stomach
Zenyatta
Zenyatta’s very emotionally conscious, so he’s probably aware of your insecurity without you having to tell him
He tries to make you feel more comfortable about your stims by offering examples of people who also use those stims
Assures you that your stims are just as natural as anyone else’s
Casual positive reinforcement
Bonks (since he ain’t got lips) when he catches you stimming
He asks you what you need to make you feel more comfortable about your stimming
If you have some ideas, he executes them to a T
If you’re not sure, he just tries to let you know that there’s nothing to be insecure about and that everyone stims in their own way
