How would everyone react when learning the player hasn't had sex before? I can see Tate thinking 'same' meanwhile Mike is that one guy to say aloud "wow that's lame"
SAWYER: (this is something that can be uncovered in-game so I'm not gonna spoil it here lmao)
TATE: If you identify as a guy, this is ALSO something that can be uncovered in-game, but otherwise, I assume Tate would be 100000% cool and very understanding and kind about everything
LAILA: Expressing her surprise with a honest "goodness!" while trying to hide the fact that she's hyped to be a major milestone in your life story here
HEX: Openly wondering how that's possible when the Player is So Hot (then stops and thinks about this for a second and works himself up in a tizzy about whether this is an unkind thing to think or not)
JUNO: Maniacal, devious grin. What sort of machinations are going on in their head?? Probably says something like "GOOD then all this is gonna seem REAL NOVEL to you". Might occasionally on-purpose teach you the wrong word for stuff.
HEADLESS HORSEMIKE: A mountain of ridiculous macho bravado about, indeed, how lame it is and how lame you are to the point where he's overcompensating so much he might explode
