Analyzing his "equipment"
Well, Am I laughing to death with this request? Picture this… almost nothing… LOL! I’m laughing so much that I’m under a blush here, just that. Well, at first, let’s remember that: 1) men are not to be measured by inches, any length inch you can think, lol; and 2) It doesn’t matter the size of the wand, but the magic it can works. But, well, the person (who asked and hid oneself in sequence, SURE, and it’s myself who show my face here all alone, lol) requested me to talk about the “equipment” of the boys, if you all get what I mean. Like, its size, how it works, its aspect, these kind of things. Help, how do I do this and try to be elegant at the same time? IMPOSSIBLE. But let’s go my people, with some good humor, then, now that the finesse is gone away, lol.
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SMUT ALERT: DESCRIPTIONS OF MANHOODS AS FAR AS THE EYES CAN SEE - So, be aware that’s it what you’ll find here. For me, it’s just anatomy, but, well, I’m kinda a naturalist. It isn’t everyone who’s like me. Meh.
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Newt Scamander - Well, I see in my mind Newt as the most well endowed of them all. Why? I have no idea. But the fact of him being a little shy and a little keeny at the same time should be what gave me this notion about him. We can say he owns a beautiful wand, lol, big and thick, of those which when are lively are a pleasure to be seen. And around it there are a little of ginger hair, not too much, but more than the most part of them. And his cumming is one of those lengthy ones, which get out little by little and delay to stop.
Eddie Kreezer - The cowboy I see as having, well, we could say, a equipment that compensates by one side the other side. What do I mean? It’s more to thin, but in compensation, it's long (lol, I’m laughing, help); and when it’s lively it’s from these which are a bit tortuous to aside, y'know? The hair around is blond, very thin and spread around, and he’s the kind that doesn’t have a lot of cumming, being such the economic kind at this point. Only at this point, you well know, lol.
Balem Abrasax - My Lord owns a beautiful equipment. Not too much big nor thick in excess but extremely well proportioned and very, very aesthetical. It’s one of the most beautiful to be seen, pretty straight and uniform. And there’s not even a single hair around. No. Balem is an evolved specimen. No hair nowhere. He’s not a monkey descendant just like us, after all, lol, but in compensation he’s the one with the biggest volume of cumming. Very much. Hell yes. One’s get covered by it if you just don’t take care, lol.
Jack Jackson - My beautiful Jack. Where do I begin? Help. He’s extremely ginger, so… He’s for sure of those who has that kind of equipment extremely white and having a rosy tip, to which in liveliness gets pretty reddish, lol. It’s well proportioned, but the most to a medium size than to a very exaggerated one, and with a lot of salient veins (mmmmm), a lot of them. The hair around is ginger and abundant, descending from a trail under his navel to end in a little tuff.
Qwerty Doolittle - He has a beautiful equipment, and its beauty comes from the contrast. He’s very pale and his hair is very black, so it’s like that at the playground too, lol. Under his navel he has a narrow trail of black hair that leads down, but he actually trim his hair there under, so we don’t know how it would be at the natural. And his equipment is of those the most thick next to the base than at the tip, and lively, it’s from those which get curved up. He hasn’t very much cumming as well, having a slightly small one, but in compensation, his equipment has a beautiful thick vein on its low side.
Marius Pontmercy - It’s basically the inverse of that one of the cowboy, lol, he has an equipment the most to short and the most to thick, but it doesn’t mean it’s small, cause it’s not. Marius trims his hair as well, but a little bit less than Qwerty does, so there’s a little more light brown hair around, and his equipment is very plain, having not even one apparent vein, being quite straight and beautiful to see when it’s lively.
Lili Elbe - It seems weird to think about Lili’s equipment, lol, but she has it, cause she was born a boy. Well. Although she wears her hair dyed, around there the hair is dark brown, and quite sparse, and just as like Newt, it has a most stout size, but it’s a bit tortuous to a side when it’s lively, and it has an abundant kind of cumming.
Stephen Wraysford - Omg, our dear lieutenant. Well. He only loses for Newt in the query size, and he has his equipment in a tone slightly darker than the skin of the rest of his body. The hair around is a dark blond tone, a bit gingerish, in most profusion in a side than in the other, but he’s at the total quite hairy, generally, since his chest. It gets a bit curved as well, sometimes aside, and sometimes up, and it has a swollen and smooth texture, quite smooth. He has a medium cumming, which gets out in a single gush and ceases quickly.
Omg, and I keep on laughing… Laughing still after death with this request, good mercy. I’m even about to invoke the divinity, just to see if it chills here…
