#jurasicpark

[havannanocaute]

La referencia y el resultado :v

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[memelandia-y-algo-mas]

[r-e-a-l-i-d-a-d-p-a-t-e-t-i-c-a]

29 AÑOS DE DIFERENCIA EN EL UNIVERSO JURÁSICO

[amordelirianervosaa]

Maybe one day self timer and I will be friends

[nuo2x2]

Jurassic Park 1993 by Topps (right) & Alien 3 1992 by Dark Horse Comics (left)

Taken by nuo2x2 with Casio Exilim EX-Z3

and another retro/vintage popular movies

[niqhtlord01]

Humans are weird: Movies

Alien: Would you like to watch this movie with me on TV? Human: What’s it called. Alien: Oldboy Human: *Dives for remote to change the channel to protect innocent alien friend* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Alien: I thought police were meant to diffuse conflict situations. Human: They are, but that guy was a rapist so it’s okay to shoot them in the dick. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: This idea of a theme park for genetically recreated animals sounds like a wonderful idea. Human: There’s about five movies that says otherwise. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: I do not understand why you would be afraid of a toy that came to life. Human: It’s all fun and games until the toy pulls a knife and tries to stab you with it.  Alien: Could you not just, what’s the word, “punt” the toy once it got close? Human: Thinking about it, you probably could.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: Run the plot by me one more time please.  Human: It’s a tornado. Human: That’s full of sharks. Alien: This is why the universe doesn’t take you seriously.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: And this one? Human: The creature is part shark, and part octopus.  Alien: Why are you like this? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: Another one!? Human: This one is about a ghost shark.  Alien: What is your obsession with sharks!?!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: I swear to the gods if this one is another shark movie.  Human: Don’t worry, this one is about a human that gets turned into a monster.  Alien: That sounds interes- Alien: *Watches the scene* Alien: He’s getting turned into a gods damn shark!  Human: It’s a half man half hammerhead, it’s different.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: What chance do these soldiers have against the wolf men? Human: Well, they’re all from the UK so they could probably kill them with the amount of different swears they can throw out.  Alien: And that works? Human: Some people just get too scared to respond and leave so maybe?  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So you built a city over an area that could potentially develop a volcano? Human: Yup. Alien: WHY?!?!  Human: In our defense we didn’t know it would appear in Macarthur Park, we were hoping it would’ve just been Orange County. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So he killed all those people because they stole his car? Human: No. Alien: No? Human: He killed them because they killed his dog.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So it is a dream, within a dream, within a dream? That makes no sense. Human: Look, don’t over think it. Just look at the cool buildings flipping around. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: So your country turned an entire island into a prison and then sealed it off? Human: Pretty smart right? Alien: Then why would you have your president fly over it if there was even the slimmest chance they could crash and be stuck in it? Human: I said the idea was smart, not the president.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: I do not like this human. Alien: He goes into situations guns first even when fighting a sand monster. Human: You shut your mouth! Brendan Fraser is a national treasure! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alien: Do you want to watch “The Thing” with me? I’ve yet to see it. Human: That depends. Alien: On what? Human: If you’ve had lunch yet or not because I’d rather not be in the splash zone. 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A Jurassic Park and Scooby Doo Combination

I lived by the ocean (I don't, I live in Wyoming) and my mom was mayor and I was like 16 and I found a baby on a playground and I adopted it as my sister. But then its mother came and she was my friend. My best friend showed up at the playground next and my mom the mayor came too and warned us that something was headed towards the shore. All of the sudden, a huge pterodactyl that was formed out of hundreds or orange zipties and powered by emotions (like knock off Scooby Doo) came and ate a party boat so everyone ran to the playground and went into the tunnels connected to it the size of a museum except for my mom who just teleported away. Then I realized the "sister" I had "adopted" was outside on the sand and I ran back out. I ran into the tunnels and the pterodactyl somehow got in despite its size and followed me around because it wanted a child but couldn't have kids and I had the only baby in town. Then I gave the baby to it and the baby turned into a baby pterodactyl and flew away with its mom.

Like 4 weeks later, I had another giant orange zip tie pterodactyl dream.