#just a loser

[chrissy-kaos]

Faded

Pretty smile

So she don't cry

I know she's faking

Pretty eyes

The way she lies

I know she's breaking

[newthelcain]

I reload the ao3 tab once every couple hours (a day) to see if my goats put out new chapters

Im a grown adult btw with a grown job- Im such a chud

[iron-offical]

[inspects you]

ah yes. quite a stable element. how useful and sturdy!

-the new @lie-detector-offical

*giggles and twirls my hair around my finger*

im glad you noticed

[icttc]

I just created a entire Mike monologue for season 5 in my head and acted out as him out loud in my room, am i cooked?

[hotties4gojo]

is nerdjo the type to post a tiktok with #feminist #stopperiodcramps #i’m6’3btw 😭😭😭

oh absolutely HEAVY on the stop period cramps thing 😭😭 bare minimum, doesn’t do a damn thing, and corny asf but he’s got the spirit!

nerdjo would also ‘accidentally’ drop his pile of feminine literature books in front of you. scrambles to pick them up (and keeps purposely fumbling and dropping them and taking his time so that you’re forced to see each individual cover) like ‘oh noooo im so sorry I just— (shooting quick glances at you to make sure you’re watching his finger pointedly drag across the printed name of the author on the cover) dropped all my FAVORITE books EVER they’re so inspiring, I’m usually so much more careful with these books because they’re so PRECIOUS to me!!!!’

[upset-to-dead]

Obsessed

[askacultleader]

You trained your new lover, since childhood? Isn't that gr-

"No??? That follower was indoctrinated as an adult ..what.."