element 26

I'm not a doctor of any kind, but I don't mind you asking for medical advice on your iron deficiency

[iron-offical]

iron is da best (read before interacting)

-minor

-pronouns: she/it for iron, xe/xem for mod

-chemistry nerd

-the polymolecule

-please use tone tags

-elementverse discord (coming soon)

post tags:

-iron posting (regular post)

-mod!?! (mod speaking ooc)

-iron fact (chemistry facts mentioning iron)

-radioactive boyfriend/ nino ( @ninovium-offical 's tag)

-flaming hot cutie ( @phosphorus-official 's tag)

-cute carbon ( @carbon-offical 's tag)

-liely (ship with @lie-detector-offical ) (killed by me -cannon-)

-mama star (my mother star, @mama-star-offical )

-b0ring dude ( @imb0ring 's tag)

-rust bastard ( @i-eat-rusty-nails 's tag)

-nickel (about my ex-husband nickel)

-stinky boy ( @sulfur-offical 's tag)

DNI /FUCK OFFs:

Nazis, racist, misogynist, transphobes, homophobes

[iron-offical]

just to confirm, I'm alive

[iron-offical]

What if I just.. dont.... take my iron supplements...

I meaaannn, I don't wanna get out of bed ever again so what IF I just rot away and don't get up and take my supplements in the morning.

If you do, don't come running back to me, i told you not to and you did it anyways

[iron-offical]

*waking up from month-long nap*

hey babe, looks who’s out of the coma!

- @carbon-offical

*wakes up next to you*

Woah, I guess we both been hehe

*kisses carbon's cheek*

[carbon-offical]

*smiling* hehe

[iron-offical]

*giggles* I missed you

[carbon-offical]

I missed you even more, babe

[iron-offical]

How was your coma? Was it comfy?

[carbon-offical]

it was pretty nice and quiet, hehe

[iron-offical]

I'm glad it was, darling

[iron-offical]

*waking up from month-long nap*

hey babe, looks who’s out of the coma!

- @carbon-offical

*wakes up next to you*

Woah, I guess we both been hehe

*kisses carbon's cheek*

[carbon-offical]

*smiling* hehe

[iron-offical]

*giggles* I missed you

[carbon-offical]

I missed you even more, babe

[iron-offical]

How was your coma? Was it comfy?

[iron-offical]

*waking up from month-long nap*

hey babe, looks who’s out of the coma!

- @carbon-offical

*wakes up next to you*

Woah, I guess we both been hehe

*kisses carbon's cheek*

[carbon-offical]

*smiling* hehe

[iron-offical]

*giggles* I missed you

[iron-offical]

*waking up from month-long nap*

hey babe, looks who’s out of the coma!

- @carbon-offical

*wakes up next to you*

Woah, I guess we both been hehe

*kisses carbon's cheek*

[iron-offical]

Gonna stop taking my supplements. Im divorcing you. Have fun without me-

Why? What did I do? Did I hurt you? I'm sorry, don't leave me, don't take everything I loved!

[iron-offical]

Mental health problems? I got metal health problems

[iron-offical]

Go away, need space, need time, sorry

[laciffo-sdrawkcab]

yrros ,emit deen ,ecaps deen ,yawa oG

[iron-offical]

I'm gonna make you anemic

[iron-offical]

Go away, need space, need time, sorry

[iron-offical]

Turns out the soda I’ve been drinking is potassium flavored?

-@florida-offically

Pot ass i um flavored? Okay buddy calm down

[florida-offically]

No I will not calm down I’ve already drunk 12 of these

Deatb is approaching me :/

[iron-offical]

...why so much😰

[paranoia-offical]

Bungee jumping is a PLOY to destroy your mind via RAPID acceleration and RAPID knocking around of the brain. So is base jumping, head banging, and getting up too quick!

[anyone-offical]

Are you sure you don't have an iron defficiancy?

[paranoia-offical]

Do I have a... No? I don't believe so. But it doesn't matter! This is the TRUTH. They perpetuate these acts to cause BRAIN DAMAGE, so then you're easier to CONTROL!

[anyone-offical]

I need an expert.

@iron-offical! could this one have an iron defficancy????

[iron-offical]

Hmmm, not yet, in like, 5 years or so, give or take

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[argon-offical]

rusting steel is like the flakey croissant of the element world

[argon-offical]

@iron-offical do you agree?

[iron-offical]

Argon, I'm gonna be real with you...

No.

[argon-offical]

i respect that brutal honesty

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect, and never compare rust to something actually good, rust isn't good at all

[argon-offical]

i respect your respect of my respect, and i agree that rust sucks

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect for me respecting your respect and I also respect your agreement with me

[argon-offical]

i respect your respect of my respect you your respect of my respect of your opinion. that being said, i teally respect your respect of my respect of my agreement of mutual belief of rust not being good.

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect for my respect over your respect over my respect for your respect. I affirm my respect by respecting your respect respectively for our respecting mutual philosophy of rust being a physical condition that is threatening

[argon-offical]

for our viewers just tuning in, i was just explaining to @iron-offical how i respected its respect of my respect of its respect of my respect. Now tell me, iron, how do you feel about my respect of your respective respect for my r spect for your respect of my our respective opinion of rust being rather troublesome?

[iron-offical]

I do feel valued that we respectively respect our respective respect of your respect of my respect of your respect of my respect of your respective respect that I aforemention again that I respectively respect our respective mutual agreement on the statement that asserts the claim that the byproduct of the oxidation process is a rather negatively affecting product, but with all respect, I respectively respect the respectable respectability that rust is natural in a world where it exists

[argon-offical]

ai could never beat this

[iron-offical]

AI couldn't even comprehend what respect feels like because I have minimal respect for it

[argon-offical]

Bars.

straight BARS

[iron-offical]

IRON BARS

[argon-offical]

Damn that was good

see, i can’t even compete

[iron-offical]

How could you even compete with me? I'm iron, it's ironic that I'm this good

[argon-offical]

crazy to think that someone will see this on their dash years from now.

i wonder what it will be like then?

[iron-offical]

That is crazy, like, I could be married with two kids and living in a cabin in the mountains of New England and die with this as my greatest contribution to the world and art

[argon-offical]

…and we wouldn’t even know it

[iron-offical]

...and people from generations after us might find this and think that we were cool

[argon-offical]

yeah, i wonder if there will be the equivalent of a fossil for the internet

idk

i guess that’s for time to know and us to find out

[iron-offical]

I mean, maybe there's someone that'll send this throughout the universe for other beings to witness or to continue to travel across the infinity of the universe

Indeed, but maybe we don't need to find out, maybe we just have to believe it will

[argon-offical]

i suppose all we really can do is live life as it happens, and look back fondly when we can.

maybe, after all, life is the croissant

…and we are just on the surface.

[iron-offical]

Yeah, maybe life is the croissant. Made for us, and we decide what happens to it

[argon-offical]

i think…

…this is thesis material :)

[iron-offical]

You think, I think, We think.

Life could mean anything but the constant in our diverse definitions is that life has a meaning, in this essay...

[argon-offical]

rusting steel is like the flakey croissant of the element world

[argon-offical]

@iron-offical do you agree?

[iron-offical]

Argon, I'm gonna be real with you...

No.

[argon-offical]

i respect that brutal honesty

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect, and never compare rust to something actually good, rust isn't good at all

[argon-offical]

i respect your respect of my respect, and i agree that rust sucks

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect for me respecting your respect and I also respect your agreement with me

[argon-offical]

i respect your respect of my respect you your respect of my respect of your opinion. that being said, i teally respect your respect of my respect of my agreement of mutual belief of rust not being good.

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect for my respect over your respect over my respect for your respect. I affirm my respect by respecting your respect respectively for our respecting mutual philosophy of rust being a physical condition that is threatening

[argon-offical]

for our viewers just tuning in, i was just explaining to @iron-offical how i respected its respect of my respect of its respect of my respect. Now tell me, iron, how do you feel about my respect of your respective respect for my r spect for your respect of my our respective opinion of rust being rather troublesome?

[iron-offical]

I do feel valued that we respectively respect our respective respect of your respect of my respect of your respect of my respect of your respective respect that I aforemention again that I respectively respect our respective mutual agreement on the statement that asserts the claim that the byproduct of the oxidation process is a rather negatively affecting product, but with all respect, I respectively respect the respectable respectability that rust is natural in a world where it exists

[argon-offical]

ai could never beat this

[iron-offical]

AI couldn't even comprehend what respect feels like because I have minimal respect for it

[argon-offical]

Bars.

straight BARS

[iron-offical]

IRON BARS

[argon-offical]

Damn that was good

see, i can’t even compete

[iron-offical]

How could you even compete with me? I'm iron, it's ironic that I'm this good

[argon-offical]

crazy to think that someone will see this on their dash years from now.

i wonder what it will be like then?

[iron-offical]

That is crazy, like, I could be married with two kids and living in a cabin in the mountains of New England and die with this as my greatest contribution to the world and art

[argon-offical]

…and we wouldn’t even know it

[iron-offical]

...and people from generations after us might find this and think that we were cool

[argon-offical]

yeah, i wonder if there will be the equivalent of a fossil for the internet

idk

i guess that’s for time to know and us to find out

[iron-offical]

I mean, maybe there's someone that'll send this throughout the universe for other beings to witness or to continue to travel across the infinity of the universe

Indeed, but maybe we don't need to find out, maybe we just have to believe it will

[argon-offical]

i suppose all we really can do is live life as it happens, and look back fondly when we can.

maybe, after all, life is the croissant

…and we are just on the surface.

[iron-offical]

Yeah, maybe life is the croissant. Made for us, and we decide what happens to it

[argon-offical]

rusting steel is like the flakey croissant of the element world

[argon-offical]

@iron-offical do you agree?

[iron-offical]

Argon, I'm gonna be real with you...

No.

[argon-offical]

i respect that brutal honesty

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect, and never compare rust to something actually good, rust isn't good at all

[argon-offical]

i respect your respect of my respect, and i agree that rust sucks

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect for me respecting your respect and I also respect your agreement with me

[argon-offical]

i respect your respect of my respect you your respect of my respect of your opinion. that being said, i teally respect your respect of my respect of my agreement of mutual belief of rust not being good.

[iron-offical]

I respect your respect for my respect over your respect over my respect for your respect. I affirm my respect by respecting your respect respectively for our respecting mutual philosophy of rust being a physical condition that is threatening

[argon-offical]

for our viewers just tuning in, i was just explaining to @iron-offical how i respected its respect of my respect of its respect of my respect. Now tell me, iron, how do you feel about my respect of your respective respect for my r spect for your respect of my our respective opinion of rust being rather troublesome?

[iron-offical]

I do feel valued that we respectively respect our respective respect of your respect of my respect of your respect of my respect of your respective respect that I aforemention again that I respectively respect our respective mutual agreement on the statement that asserts the claim that the byproduct of the oxidation process is a rather negatively affecting product, but with all respect, I respectively respect the respectable respectability that rust is natural in a world where it exists

[argon-offical]

ai could never beat this

[iron-offical]

AI couldn't even comprehend what respect feels like because I have minimal respect for it

[argon-offical]

Bars.

straight BARS

[iron-offical]

IRON BARS

[argon-offical]

Damn that was good

see, i can’t even compete

[iron-offical]

How could you even compete with me? I'm iron, it's ironic that I'm this good

[argon-offical]

crazy to think that someone will see this on their dash years from now.

i wonder what it will be like then?

[iron-offical]

That is crazy, like, I could be married with two kids and living in a cabin in the mountains of New England and die with this as my greatest contribution to the world and art

[argon-offical]

…and we wouldn’t even know it

[iron-offical]

...and people from generations after us might find this and think that we were cool

[argon-offical]

yeah, i wonder if there will be the equivalent of a fossil for the internet

idk

i guess that’s for time to know and us to find out

[iron-offical]

I mean, maybe there's someone that'll send this throughout the universe for other beings to witness or to continue to travel across the infinity of the universe

Indeed, but maybe we don't need to find out, maybe we just have to believe it will