I think that Zelenka and Lorne are married and just never told anyone.
Proof: The Game (s03e15) where they absolutely flirt and argue as an old married couple while talking about big potatoes.

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I think that Zelenka and Lorne are married and just never told anyone.
Proof: The Game (s03e15) where they absolutely flirt and argue as an old married couple while talking about big potatoes.
🌂 the narration of the career focused will sacrifice anything for his ideals man describing his late wife as "the one woman who could offer him respite" is made approximately ten million times funnier when you later learn that he's gay, and her "offering him respite" actually refers to them non-romantically bonding over the (dead) guy they both liked
Also I forgot to complain about how hungry I am
Never be afraid to show what you're really feeling
SImon Cowell, X Factor US
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