#just thinking thoughts

[lochbutch]

there’s something inherently doglike in being a service top i think. something about the eagerness to please.

[shinybugpoem]

i just get emotional over "whatever you feed your brain it will internalize" and all songs on showgirl having positive messages and themes of making your own happiness and choosing goodness for yourself and not caring about the outside noise. she really said "i'm going to make them make themselves happy now with my music" and i love it oh so much!

[springseasonie]

Y'all omg...

That clip of Anton on youngjis drinking show is so fucking crazy if I had a dick it'd be hard right now holy shit... Like I wanna fuckin him so bad and he looks so good tipsy I need that right now from him no shade...

Like all I've been thinking about is sleezy bf/toxic situationship anton au. You and him get into an argument about him commenting and liking girls social post, feeling like he's embassing you. He gets irritated and says something along the lines "if you have so much self respect, leave ." It hurts your feelings and you stop talking to him for like 2 weeks, but one night he texts you if you're up. You know you shouldn't respond but you do anyway and he's just saying sorry like he always does and tells you to come over. You accept it like usual knowing that you look weak and pitiful, but you just like him so much. He's an ass and doesn't even give you money for the Uber, but it doesn't matter once you get to his house because he doesn't even let you fully into his house before he pins you on the wall making out with you in the messiest, wettest way possible. He's grabbing on you like you're just a piece of meat but you don't care. You just don't want him to leave you alone. You two don't even make it to the bedroom. He tells you that you should make it up to him for stressing him out so much, you give him what's he's been waiting for because it's not like he's been groveling about it for two weeks. He has a whole roster and you know deep down he's been fucking around, he's just tired of them and wants you. He just eats you out and fucks you on the floor next to the door saying all kinds of nasty shit while he has your face on the ground.

Ughhhh I need to write a full oneshot of this it's too sexyyyy

[pandoraslxna]

Okay but what about TattooArtist!Neteyam and piercer!Lo‘ak and Y/N who’s basically a virgin to both but wants to get a back tattoo and her nips pierced so she goes to the most recommended shop in town. The Sully bros convince her to get both done at the same time because it’s "less painful" or something like that (they argued earlier about who will take her "virginity" first and that’s what they agreed on) and then when she’s done they show her all the piercings and tattoos on their bodies as a reward <3

[yournamesnob]

male escort!robby who only did it to finish paying off his student loans and ended up creating an OF to let off steam and get himself a hobby x virgin!reader who likes the way he speaks to the camera so you pay for a private call with him so that he can talk you though pleasing yourself he eventually falls head over heels for you and wants to meet up but he's afraid you're going to reject him until you end up in the ed and he recognizes you instantly due to the tiny tattoo on your hip and his voice is so familiar but you can't quite pace where you've heard it before hmm

[konigsbbydoll]

you guys ever think about simon riley? like simon riley with biceps bigger than your head, thighs that could crush you, big pecs that look just a little too juicy not to bite into? or like simon riley with a little pouch for a belly, just massive but so soft in the middle?

yea. i think about that a lot.

[voidofthevoidmv]

How I think Z team/dispatch characters would react to a 🕷️spider🕷️in the breakroom:

Robert: Ignores it at first (It’s whatever-) But then starts panicking a little when Beef starts messing around with it and trying to eat it.

Invisigal: Freaks out a little- Before throwing something heavy ISH at it. (Possibly a shoe- Possibly something of Robert’s.)

Flambae: Absolutely terrified, but in denial, especially when Robert starts to tease him about it. (Big strong Flambae scared of a itty bitty spider?) He will winge and whine until SOMEBODY takes care of it because he is NOT touching that creepy crawly shit.

Waterboy: Will either grab a cup or just fill on grab the spider and take it outside. He also spouts cool spider facts the whole time. (Bonus points if Flambae is there and does NOT want to hear about it-)

Coupe: Startles only for a second but allows the spider to exist. If it becomes an issue however- She does not hesitate to chuck a dagger.

Punchup: Also an arachnophobe- Not a fan of the creepy crawly legs and the pincers. May panic and attempt to kill the spider by punching… For some reason, it doesn’t work.

Prism: Thinks spiders are cool but isn’t a fan of them crawling on her without her explicit consent. She has no issue picking up the spider in her own terms and taking it away. (Bonus points if she is genuinely interested to hear Waterboys fun facts.)

Sonar: He eats it.

Malevola: Names it and lets it loiter. (Threatens Sonar if he tries to eat it.)

Royd: Not a big fan- But lets it exist. It’s all chill.

Phenomaman: Admires the spider from afar and doesn’t mind when it attempts to bite him. He likes how resilient such a fragile seeming thing is. (He would never kill something so vulnerable. He appreciates Waterboys fun facts and will later invest time into researching more about spiders.)

Golem: Spider? What spider? (Either he can’t see it or it hides within his clay body. He has no clue it’s there.)

Chase: Will start cursing up a storm he does NOT like Spiders and Robert has always thought his over the top reactions where hilarious as a kid. (When he was younger, Chase would quite literally run across the room just cause a spider startled him.) He will continue to freak out until it gets killed. He will try siking Beef onto the spider- Will only panic more when Beef begins to play with it instead.

Blazer: Terrified. She refuses to even go near the spider- Preferring to have someone else deal with it. Quickly preferably, she doesn’t care how.