Ugh fuck me and my stupid werewolf life

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Ugh fuck me and my stupid werewolf life
🐺 Daily Habits of a Wolf...
╰┈➤ ...in a human body.
gnawing on everything
(phantom) ears perking at every noise outside
joining my dogs at the window and growling when people walk by
howling when my dogs bark
head tilting at curious things
huffing/plopping my head on my hands when bored
sunbathing
yawning with my tongue out
body shakes/shivers (aka. that full body fur shiver canines do)
placing my hands at odd angles when driving cause I'm not suppose to have thumbs
scanning the landscape when outside
lowering head when watching something in the distance
play bowing when playing with my dogs
sneezing at my dogs to let them know I'm just playing
biting at my mate's (fiancé's) nose (aka. love bites)
pawing at my mate to get his attention
body bumping my mate when sitting or being near him
rubbing my head/neck against my mate and dogs to scent them
In other words, I do a lot in my daily life that others call weird.
I call it just being a wolf.
This is Void with a drawing request (read: suggestion) and its little Cerise's puppy-like behaviour (chasing chickens and chewing furniture, IIRC she also had a toy that looked like a bone).
THIS IDEA IS SO CUTE I HAD TO DO IT
She is so 🥺🥺🥺🥺
the werewolfkin urge to walk like this around the woods at night
do you know how funny it would be if Hotch took on some wolf characteristics while in his human form? Like he hears a squeaky toy or sees a squirrel and he perks up or he loves when you scratch his head and sometimes he takes naps on the ground.
My personal headcanon is that werewolf!Hotch doesn’t play with toys (It’s werewolf!reader that does this)
But definitely the squirrel thing, he’d even start growling a bit until you put you hand on his shoulder to snap him out of it 😍🥺
And the head scratching!!! He’ll have his head in your lap as you’re cuddling and his leg might even twitch a little if you graze the right spot with your nails.
Me: I'm a big tough mama wolf, nothing gets past me 😤🐺
Also me, when someone mentions 'walkies': *Happy tippy taps, excited kicking and aggressive tail wagging* dammit..
when you’re casually roaming through the woods mid transformation and someone stumbles upon you
can we all be a little more polite about the werewolves that are a little awkward looking when we aren’t done transforming? like come on guys, transformation can be ugly sometimes, it’s natural!
and then they just had to shine that flashlight in my eyes, so rude 😤
“He is large.
He could kill any one of us with a single paw.
But he is only one.
And we are many.
And together…
the many…
will always prevail.”