"I want riptide back to see Jay destroy the navy" "I want riptide back to see the undersea"
Na, I want it back to know what the fuck happened with the stick
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"I want riptide back to see Jay destroy the navy" "I want riptide back to see the undersea"
Na, I want it back to know what the fuck happened with the stick
Hey, hi guys. Real quick before I continue, spoilers for JWRI Riptide episode 114, but uhhhhh
IS FUCKING DREY A GOD DAMN DOPPELGANGER?!?
Sorry, sorry, but !!!!
Because let me tell you, when listening to Jay's grandma talk on the shell about the Black Sea project, I was extremely confused why the fuck she mentioned her son.
"The machine is stable. My son is stable..."
I originally thought of Jayson. Made sense to me, the guy was really pissed the last time we saw him and I sometimes forget that Drey is also a Ferin, so stable in my mind was mental health wise. Then I was thinking about it, and realized her son's mental health had nothing to do with the project so why the fuck would she mention it in her log. AND THEN my brother (who recommended JRWI to me) that had the "oh shit it's probably Drey" moment and honestly, he's probably fucking right!
Drey, who has memory problems. Drey, who can't use his arms. Drey, WHO HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
And with Dopple Gillion, we know that the clone has some of the memories of the other person and the somewhat the same abilities, so it makes sense that we wouldn't know Drey was a fake, if he is a fake.
I still kinda think it might be Jayson. The clones can be somewhat manipulated. If the real Jayson was dead/dying, it would make sense that his mom would just clone her son. The perfect soldier. I mean, the guy had been away from his family for a long time. If he came back weird, no one would notice.
Either which way, Jay's fucking grandma experimented on one of her son's. One of the Ferin boys aren't real.
biptide baptians! (IMAGES UNDER CUT)
a non specific list of things i've said as i liveblog jrwi riptide to my friends:
"are they jesus-ing gillion"
"this is worse than the 3 hour episode when edyn told them not to make a scene and then they ended up blowing the building up"
"chip got struck by lightning for gillion. INTRICATE RITUALS AND ALL THAT"
"goobleck and gegg are like the same beast i think."
"in character mpreg improv is fucking happening rn"
"grizz fucking be nice to chip grizz hes just a little guy its his birthday"
"jay has lit men on fire. i repeat: edyn told them to not make a scene"
"anyway i am ONCE AGAIN smelling child soldier all over one gillion tidestrider"
"gillion casting fucking Zone of Truth throwing me for a FUCKING loop!! forgot ppl other that Merle Highchurch know that spell"
"fuck man. jay willing to walk straight into navy territory for john… she's so much better of a person than she gives herself credit for"
I watched episode 5 of Just Roll With It yesterday (The Curse of Loffinlot), and sad Gillion is such a fucking mood and what makes it so much better is that charlie plays it so well
it's also hilarious to me that Jay relived trauma, Chip was shaking violently, and then you have Gillion who is now just insecure
no spoilers please, I'm not that far along
You. Roller. Pick the best Chip James ship.
Chip/Gill
Chip/Queen
Chip/Edyn
Chip/Igneous
Chip/Jay
Chip/Niklaus
Riptide PolyPirates
Other/OP Forgot
Leave your choices and arguments for them in the tags, I want to see what y'all think!
There's significantly more for Chip than Gill and Jay because mans is a horrendously bad flirt but it's okay we still love him.
*Jays your Ferin*
“i don’t care what you were before this. you’re a riptide pirate now”