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the distant cousin of "she would not fucking say that" and it's "she would NOT fucking wear that" about modded outfits for video game characters

revvethasmythh

all right, i concede. except for Leon Kennedy

blueskittlesart

Azula always lies.

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind!

three-semicolons

“Must have been a sadist”, Jason says.

Yeah. Uh huh. Yup. Right on the money there. Immaculate.

The detective training is paying off, so it seems.

tothechaos

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

tothechaos

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

veitstanz

mclennonyaoi

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

spineless-lobster

I heard they’re inventing pussy 2, thanks to raving reviews from the first

apollos-boyfriend

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

thoodleoo

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

treecitysessions

dalniente

it is honestly amazing how much of writing and editing is just. logistics. like... do i use a name here or a pronoun? if i move this dialogue tag to the middle of this line and break it in half, does the end of the line hit harder that way? what if i move the tag to the front? what if i remove it entirely? ...wait, whose point of view am i in; can i reasonably say this character is appalled, or must i say they look or seem or sound appalled? is this a deliberate action or a step-removed one; is her hand closing on his shoulder, or is she closing her hand on his shoulder? environment environment environment, we need to break all this dialogue up with some narration, the scene is coming untethered. what! are! they doing! with! the rest of their bodies that are not hands! fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot we covered this two chapters ago and now i either need to cut this whole chunk or find a reason to reprise the conversation from earlier. name or pronoun? name or pronoun? name or pronoun? move this clause around in this sentence? oh i'll add this phrase-- nope, never mind, past!me added the same phrase two lines down. okay, if i add too much environmental narration it's going to take away from this bit, but not enough and it won't feel grounded. what if i move this to its own line? where the FUCK are their hands?

angelumcaedis

couldn’t not preserve this tag @spottedenchants

certifiedpurpledumbass

charles xavier told me the brotherhood of evil mutants keep killing his xmen so i asked how many xmen he has and he said he just goes to the school for gifted youngsters and gets a new xman afterwards so i said it just sounds like hes feeding mutants to the leftist infighting war and then scott summers started crying

cats-cubes

great thing about empires smp is that it’s literally pretending to be mermaids with your friends. everyone gets together and says “hey do you want to play barbie with me. what’s your character” and it’s like “oh i’m an immortal ocean queen that’s a mermaid but instead of a fish i’m a blue axolotl which is SUPER rare and i have a badass trident and also i’m married to my irl husband‘s character and i’m a goddess :)”

and “i’m an elven prince and i have to fight my brother who’s turned into a demon according to a prophecy and there are two gods a good one and an evil one and the good one choose me and the evil one choose my brother which is sad”

and “my character wants the demon brother carnally”

And it’s peak