PJO & HOO characters as things my family has said out of context:
“Ready to go?” “Someone has to be murdered first” FRANK AND LEO
“This is the slowest murderer I’ve ever met” ANNABETH
In disappointed voice, “I didn’t get to be the murderer yet!” NICO
“We need to go!” “Ok just one more- Ooo” PIPER AND LEO
“I’m weirdly flexible for someone who does nothing all day.” NICO
“I like to pretend that I’m the kind of person who is entertained when someone does something potentially dangerous, but in reality, I’m the kind of person that freaks out and over reacts.” NICO
“If you’re too busy too have hugs, you’re too busy.” FRANK
“Found it! It was over in plain sight where I couldn’t see it.” LEO OR PERCY
“Do you want to watch it?” “Can a chicken fly?” “… no?” “Oh… well, can a chicken not fly?!” ANNABETH AND PERCY
“Who loves you?” “The man who’s trying to kill me, apparently.” WILL AND NICO (you decide which is which)
“We’re weird, aren’t we?” “No, we’re fantastic.” “What’s the difference?” LEO AND PIPER
*makes annoyed smacking sound * ExCuSe Me. I was talking. HONESTLY ANY OF THEM
“Patrick looks like a mermaid!” “You mean a merman” “No, a mermaid. I gave him boobs” JASON (talking about Percy) OCTAVIAN AND LEO (I would like to be clear, having boobs does not make you a boy or a girl, you are who you are, my brother was 10 when he said this and knows better now)
“If you can’t go to the beach, turn the highway into one.” PERCY
“I am organized. Just in a very chaotic way.” LEO
In a divided country be the glue WILL
“Kay, I’m going to go summon the dead” “ok have fun.” NICO (duh) AND REYNA
“Oh no! My finger fell off!” IDK, THIS IS THE WRONG SERIES BUT PROBABLY MAGNUS
Boob pocket PIPER, REFERRING TO HER BRA (I said this, btw)
“you can campaign for your uterus!” PIPER
“Do I need to?” “No” “I know I don’t need to but should I?” “No” “I know I shouldn’t, but I’ve exercised bad judgement before” “I have a dagger and I will stab you.” LEO AND NICO
