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[oceandiagonale]

Im so sorry but I was compelled to make this 🫣

[Image: edit of guzma when he's being like "so should I just wear a suit" where his internal screaming about gene being cute is replaced by an 18+ warning logo]

KLJHGSDKJHGLJSDHGKLHDSGHDSKGJSDLKGHLKSDJGHLKS 😂😂😂

here, I haven't posted any of it yet on my sideblog but. relevant star trek AU doodles (gene is ex borg.) 😏

[k0k0p3lli]

My mom made this awesome Little Shop of Horrors inspired Halloween centerpiece! I told her she should post pictures of all her cool crafts somewhere, but she says her stuff isn't good enough for that 😔

[inh-the-void]

In regards to your tag about Legally Blonde:

1) Yes, that is the plot. But (spoiler alert) she realizes he's a douche and becomes a badass lawyer anyways and

2) The fact that, out of these two pieces of media, *that* was the one you were unaware of is inexplicably hilarious to me

3) No one is safe from the unnecessary feelings

Listen I lived under a rock in a time bubble until I turned 12, and even then I have only really watched a playthrough of the Phoenix Wright games (like, within the past 3 months recent)

One thing I will say tho about the spoilers:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I have but one request if ya have the time: "People argue who is the best Sailor Scout. But they are all queens!" *It's just a stupid quote from Game Grumps :P

its tru tho 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[guzmaheadcanons]

On Halloween, Guzma goes to the discount store and buys a bunch of candy with the money he's saved up for months so that all the grunts (especially the younger ones) can have a treat for the holiday. He just dumps it on one of the tables in the "dining room" while no one's looking. There's a rumor among the grunts that it's Guzma who puts it there every year but they all think it's too absurd of an idea to be real.

Ngl, I rather like that idea. I figure a skully guy like him might have a weakness around holidays like Hallowe’en- see, Christmas (which DOES exist in the Pokemon world) may be a ‘family’ holiday, when you live with a shit family it’s often...

Disappointing. You get to a point where each year it causes more and more stress and anxiety and fights between family members- pretty shitty holiday if you ask me (the way we’ve set it up.)

But Hallowe’en? It’s a day where kids can be anything, including selfish, and it’s encouraged for the sake of fun.

So candy is definitely around Skull on Hallowe’en, for nostalgia, for the memory of sweetness-

For a bit of good Guzma remembers can exist in a year.

[k0k0p3lli]

[k0k0p3lli]

Let's dirt bathe with mama!

[k0k0p3lli]

Why are you running? WHY are you running?!