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Tell your pets I love them

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[lesbxdyke]

I think someone needs to check on this man... I don't think he's okay...

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[east-south]

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#if they don't like being called bin chickens then they should stay out of the bins

I'm sure they would LOVE to do that but unfortunately we turned their habitats into cities and farms so now they gotta look for other places where their long beaks specialised to dip into muck and water looking for tasty crustaceans can be put to use finding them food.

[drferox]

My kiddo loves Bin Chicken.

I mean LOVES them, because of the Bin Chicken book series they are reading at the moment. They’re up there on the interest list a little behind My Little Pony

In Australian it’s Bin Chicken (affectionate)

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

[peyeter-thinking-out-loud]

Sometimes being a man is objectively simpler.

Size? Large? Extra Large? XXL? We got you covered. Or the actual item is measured in real, tangible, touchable inches. I want a 56" chest shirt with a 20" neck? I don't need to worry about "Size 24" or all that. Get a tape measure and at most add or subtract a couple of inches if it is loose or tight fit.

Objectively, simpler.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

@peyeter-thinking-out-loud That’s because of systemic misogyny in the garment industry, not because “being a man is simpler,” you stupid asshole.

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[driftdisco]

Pokemon sketch dump since I’m probably not finishing any of these (mainly Leon lol)

[joodles98]

home for the weekend

[frontmansdefender]

[circumgutter]

Thrilled to inform everyone that this video passes the Bechdel test

[thememedaddy]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[grawly]

every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know

[officecyborg]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[that-bat]

compilation of silly and suggestive moments from the after dark stream, the freaks <3

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[teaboot]

Had to draw