I got the joy of doing a collab with the ever awesome @olliepig so we could bring you this, our offering for @gumnut-logic Kayo birthday challenge. You get a little of everything here, her birthday, her favourite things, secrets, lies, tiny Kayo and a sprinkling of Romance. Ooooh yeahhhhh. What more could you want?
Happy birthday Kayo! We're very sorry to put you through this.
“Together,” Selene confirmed.
As one they both lifted their hands and banged hard on the hotel room door.
They heard the sound of a viciously spat curse word from inside, then nothing.
“Again,” Selene commanded and they banged again, hammering on the door.
Another swear word and then the sound of a bed creaking and shuffling feet. A minute later and the door swung open to reveal a sleepy, ruffled and not too happy, Captain Wayne Rigby.
“What are you doing here?” he grumbled. “I thought we agreed to meet there.”
“You suggested we do that, we never agreed,” Cat argued.
“Dude, you could have at least put on something to cover up that manly chest,” Selene grinned, making a kitty scratch motion with her hand. “Rawww.”
“Shut up,” he growled, obviously unashamed to be seen in nothing but his boxers at 8 in the morning.
“She up yet?” Selene continued as if nothing out of the ordinary was happening.
“No, and neither should I be yet.”
“Lies,” Selene huffed, shoving him aside and sailing into the suite, carrying two garment bags. Cat grabbed the remaining two and the accessories box and hurried in after her.
Rigby sighed and shut the door, knowing he was beaten.
“What the hell are those two idiots doing here?” Kayo yelled from the bedroom, making Rigby wince. “How did they even know where we were?”
Kayo stuck her head around the door to glare at them. “Did you get John to hack my mail?”
Selene and Cat both adopted identical expressions of innocence as they hung two of the garment bags from the bathroom door frame.
Rigby shifted uncomfortably.
“You told them?” Kayo accused, spearing him with a look.
“They bullied me!” he yelled. “They tortured me!”
Kayo glanced back at the girls who were smiling sweetly.
“They tortured you? You, a Captain with the GDF, were bullied by two civilians?”
“You weren’t there,” he protested. “You didn’t suffer it.”
Kayo rolled her eyes at the big idiot.
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