I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:
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Little story inspired by @platypaws final comic of the “That One Reveal Arc”, in which Phineas, Ferb and Candace rediscover Perry’s secret.
Our story begins up in the sky, as Agent P flies away in a glider from the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. building as we heard in the background an explosion, followed up by a shout: “Curse you, Perry the Platypus!!!”.
Suddenly, a strong gust of wind unexpectedly shakes Perry out of his landing path towards the Flynn-Fletcher’s backyard, where two teenage girls stand there after another amazing contraption had vanished.
“Who wants pie?” We hear from Linda out of camera, as the sound of children happily agreeing to the afternoon snack, leaving the backyard and the two girls behind.
“Argh, as always, another failed busting opportunity followed by the usual pie snack” said Candace with frustration, as she failed ONCE AGAIN into busting her brothers. “All that’s left is for Perry to show up”. She said in a sarcastic tone.
“Yeah” said Stacy, Candace best friend. “I wonder where he could be?” she said in a rather nervous and forced tone, as if answering the rhetorical question would prevent Candace to ponder about Perry’s whereabouts. After all, Stacy knew the secret of the Flynn-Fletcher’s beloved pet and wanted to make sure that no one knew, not even her best friend, even if it meant keeping it a secret from her.
The only response Candace could give to that answer was a raised eyebrow, yet behind that unamused face some thoughts keep forming and bothering her. A week had passed since she (re)discovered that their pet platypus was a secret agent.
On its own it wasn’t that much of a shocking development, considering all the weird things she had experienced since last summer and the current one (after all, is difficult to top being turn into a fly or become queen of Mars). But the hardest thing was keeping this secret for the ones that mattered to her, especially Stacy.
She couldn’t tell mom, as much as she desperately wanted to: after all, the boys had nothing to do with that (even though it seemed something up their alley).
She could tell Jeremy but she worried to sound like a total weirdo, no matter how accepting her boyfriend was. Her brothers making things that defy the laws of physics: good. That your pet platypus is part of a secret organization: hello Crazyville, population Candace. Surely the talking zebra would agree with that option.
And last but not least, Stacy. She was her bestest BFF and she told her everything. Her secrets, joys, aspirations. And she was the only one who could fully understand the level of weirdness attached to her and her brothers. But alas, she promised the boys to keep the secret.
Then, just as the two girls were about to leave, the tree behind them suddenly shook, followed by a strong crushing sound. The two stood still as little sounds of breaking branches followed, until something came down from the tree. A teal hairy “meat brick” with a fedora, entangled in straps and pieces of orange cloth from a state-of-the-art glider. It was Perry. Tangled such that he couldn't take out his hat or go down from the tree.
Silence followed. The three of them stood there (well, one hanging there). No one moved.
Panic started forming in the faces of the two girls, worrying, hoping to come up with an explanation of the situation, one that wouldn’t blow up the secret agent’s cover.
“PHINEAS AND FERB!!!” both shouted at the same time, almost spooking the tangled platypus.
“Clearly this is one of their latest weird “Big IdeasTM”. Umm, a swing for platypuses… that puts hats in their heads.” said Candace, hoping that if she could attribute this to her brothers Stacy wouldn’t ask any questions.
“Definitely” said Stacy, hoping that Candace’ “Busting Instincts” would kick in, giving her the change to free Perry from this situation. “This must be a follow up from that last thingy they just did right now, just a couple of minutes ago. Even, if it doesn’t look related at all”. She said with the biggest, most forced smile she could make. “Quickly, go bring your mom. I’ll stay here, to make sure that it doesn’t vanish, JUST LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES!”. She shouted, hoping for Perry to catch in the plan.
“NO WAIT!” Candace shouted. (The one time Stacy expected her to burst out to bust her brothers and it blows in her face. Who would have thought?) “Like you said, if I go it could disappear out of existence like always so… Why don’t YOU go bring my mom and I’ll stay here, to make sure this stays”. She said while pushing Stacy from behind towards her house.
And like that, the two teenagers started a strange version of "reverse tug of war" in which they tried to make the other leave.
While the two argued about who would go and who would stay the only thing Perry could do was look the situation in complete frustration. With one arm tangled to his back and the other in his face, allowing him two things: first, to rub his eyes in a tired expression, and second, to do this: “whistle!”.
Immediately, the two girls stopped after the high whistle done by the tangled monotreme.
Both remained completely wordless and seemingly with no way out of this. With one quick glance towards Perry in search of approval and a nod from him, both girls were ready to reveal their secret.
"Stacy, I need to tell you something". Candace said with a heaviness in her voice.
"Me too, Candace. There's something that's been eating me for a long time". Said Stacy, gathering all the courage she could.
"Perry is a secret agent". Both said in unison. “WAIT, YOU KNEW!?”.
"Wait, what you mean for "a long time"?" Candace asked.
"Well, I found out when Perry and a pharmacist, or I guess an evil pharmacist, both crashed into my house. Almost... a year ago". She said trying to sound like it wasn't a big deal.
"What! An entire year! And you kept it from me all this time". Candace sounded both shocked and a little bit hurt.
"Well, how long DID you know". Asked Stacy in hopes to gain some kind of leniency.
"A week ago". She replied with a dry tone.
"Well, I didn't have any choice or else they would erased my memory and probably relocate Perry away from you guys and I know how much that would hurt you all" Stacy explained in such a rush that she almost seemed to cry.
"Oh Stacy". Candace could feel the struggle that Stacy must have been all this time. "Well, to be honest, I'm more impressed that you managed to keep such a secret during such a long time. I mean, it's not like you're the best in keeping secrets". She said with a smile.
"Ey" She replied trying to sound offended but didn't retort as she felt the change in tone in Candace voice.
They both realized that, while lying to each other, they did it only to protect the other.
The two best friends joined in a hug proving that no secret would ever break their friendship, no matter what.
And as much as he enjoyed seeing the two made up, it was time that someone helped Perry to get down from the tree. "Krkrkr". He said, gaining the attention of the girls who were a bit embarrassed to forgot the reason of all this.
Just as the girls were able to remove some of the debris from Perry, mom entered back into the yard. "Girls, would you like something with the... Candace, Stacy, what are you doing". Asked Linda, as she found her daughter and her best friend with the family platypus hanging from the tree with some kind of harness.
"MOM! No, this is just ehh... A swing for platypuses?" Replied Candace, with Perry chattering in pet mode and Stacy just awkwardly smiling standing beside them, holding the hat hidden in her back.
"... Right, well, when you're done with "that" please come to help with the dishes. And clean those branches on the ground".
"But but but". As always, her mom saw only the weird stuff that she was doing.
With a defeated look and Perry back in the ground, both pet and girls walk back to the house, with the bond between the BFFs stronger than ever.
"So, did you also remember the battle with the robot army invaders from the other dimension and how I saved the world from them?" Asked Candace, glad that she no longer needed to keep any secrets to her best friend.
Stacy girlie forgive me, having to rush your day out of them all felt like a huge crime, I’ll make it up to you, I prommie 😔 anyway ofc I made it a Stacy and Perry coffee hang out, I am who I am ncnjdhhmfm
