#kaechiluc

[goooooooody]

please join me in my kaechiluc hell <3

[mygenshinquotes]

Childe: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Diluc: I think you mean cards.

Kaeya: He did not.

Childe, pulling out knives: I did not.

[rem43]

Kaechiluc

[goooooooody]

Happy birthday my favorite doggo!!!

[mygenshinquotes]

Rosaria: Childe, you'll be working with Diluc and Kaeya.

Childe: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Childe: ...Of people on a team.

[mygenshinquotes]

Diluc: What did you two do?

Childe:...

Kaeya:...

Diluc: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

[mygenshinquotes]

Diluc: Childe, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Childe: Kaeya, Diluc wants you to get out of the house.

[mygenshinquotes]

Childe: I'm bored.

Kaeya: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Childe: Sure!

Jean, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Diluc down!!!