#kahbang

[iamkahbang]

Do you know how to use a stheed? From the Lorax it’s a thing ask Kyle form a movie

Kyle tells me it’s spelled differently. But from what I understand, I could either use it as a high-tensile bandolier and holster or a fashionable scarf. I have a lot of things to carry and my neck gets cold very quickly.

[iamkahbang]

How do you feel about your current crew? So you like them more or less than your other crews?

These folks are definitely more competent than lots of my previous crews. And so far they haven’t forgotten to pack me, so that’s a bonus.

Iitzlac’s a bit snooty, but I guess he manages to move us around fairly well. It’s nice to not have to be the face of the group for a change.

Avira’s kinda nosy, but I shout in people’s heads all the time, so Kyle tells me it’s fair. Plus, she’s not half bad at holding those goofs up when they’re falling down.

Wen is unnecessarily tall, and his family has proven to be full of assholes and idiots. He’s a good exception, though. He gets things more than most of them do.

Syd is a meatbag, but we kinda needed a meatbag, and she’s already proven to be helpful in my personal projects, so that’s a win to me.

Fluffy is the most tolerable person on board when she’s not invading my personal space and using my tools without my permission.

The two henchfolk are nice to have when nothing else will do. Go Mets (I still don’t understand what that means, but it seems to work as a rally, so more power to him).

Kuro’s the best. Quiet, does what he’s told, never brings up any drama. We haven’t had to hunt down anyone from his past, be hunted by anyone from his past, go find his house, learn his tragic backstory, or anything. He’s just chill like that.

[iamkahbang]

Kah-Bang

Class: Artillerist Artificer

Level: 7

Background: A Bug

Former Crews: The Acquaintances, Vain Harmony, The Silver Song, The Backstreets, Small Town Hires, Regressive, The Tin Kings, The Backstreets (again), The Black Crest, The Smoking Chamber, One More Job, The Ghosts of Red Waters, The Big Irons

Current Crew: The Last Plan

Crew Members: Wen, Iiztlac, Avira, Kuro, Fluffy, and other individuals with a goofy naming scheme

Favorite Passtime: Kah-Bang

Can: Create impromptu weapons of mass destruction

Can't: Read

[statetheatreportland]

Friday Roundup (7/18/14)

*** ON SALE NOW *** 08/08-10 - KahBang Music & Art Festival - the State & PCMH 10/10 - Rustic Overtones performs Viva Nueva @ PCMH 11/06 - An Evening with Keller Williams @ PCMH 12/26 - The Awesome @ PCMH

*** SEVEN DAY FORECAST *** TONIGHT! - Richard James And The Name Changers w/ Pink Talking Fish @ PCMH 07/20 - Classic Album Sundays: Talking Heads’ “Remain In Light” @ PCMH 07/21 - The Dirty Heads & Pepper w/ Katastro @ the State 07/22 - Ryan Adams @ the State 07/22 - Bear Hands w/ Junior Prom @ PCMH 07/24 - Gogol Bordello w/ Man Man @ the State 07/24 - The Milk Carton Kids @ PCMH 07/25 - Model Airplane @ PCMH

*** BUY TICKETS *** • Online at www.statetheatreportland.com & www.portcitymusichall.com • Charge by phone at 800-745-3000 • In person at Cross Insurance Arena Box Office (no fees!)

[nollypants]

Can't wait for The Skastitutes to rock out at #KAHBANG!

[wolfman-hotdog]

seeing double beats not seeing one of you

[statetheatreportland]

The KAHBANG Festival 2014 music lineup announcements have begun! First up, ST. VINCENT and DMX, both performing on August 8th at the Bangor Waterfront in Bangor, Maine! Tickets and more info at kahbang.com

[crystalthefilm]

AUGUST 7-10TH IN BANGOR MAINE!! Crystal x Kahbang Film Festival = BANGORANG