#kai grey

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My boys are all stoner scum and I love them.

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Kai's cousin Kyndra encourages the nerd and the assassin too much for Slade's tastes. He hates that creepy motherfucker.

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Have more gay shenanigans but this time they be drunk boys and Crour is a jelly boi because drunk kai is a flirt.

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Slade: So let me get this straight...this guy you found -in an /alley/- shot at you so you brought him /home/?!

Kai: I mean, he threatened to shoot me. But he was bleeding out and I couldn't leave him. I-I don't know, I panicked! So I brought him here and called the private physician.

Besides, the first time I met you, you blinded me with brass knuckles. And I let you sleep here all the time.

Slade: .....

While I don't appreciate this call out, it's a fair point.

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Yep. That's pretty much the long and short of how all of them met. Usually with Kai having s panic attack.

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Nero is the kind of character that convinces the entire party that you constantly have secret sex with your assassin roommate. One of these methods of trolling involves socks and doorknobs.

We missed him when we had to bury him but now he's back and kinda creepy.

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Have a colored Kai and Slade. :3 This is one of my favorite drawings I've done of these two.

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Meet my duo, Kai Grey, my half elf warlock (I promise the last name is unintentional and was given to him when the DM created his lineage from characters from campaigns that happened years before I joined.) And Slade! They have a contract that Kai is unaware of and that Slade won't share. They have a very Light Yagami and his shinigami situation where Kai is the only one who can see, hear, or physically interact with Slade, unless a character has true sight of course. Slade has mage hand and can Fuck with people and he "casts" many of the spells in Kai's arsenal but can't really effect the world in any major way. Until he possesses him that is.

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Kai: B-before I let you see the physician, y-you have to give me the g-gun.

Please?

Crour: ....fine....

Kai: Oh. Okay. Great. (I still might die. Crap. And I have to touch a gun. I should have thought this through.)

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Slade: You want a story? Fine.

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Crour: To be fair I've been lying here for a week and a half.

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That first month after Kai brought Crour home was a rollercoaster. Slade hates Crour, Crour is sketched out by Slade, and Kai isn't sure why he doesn't think shit through.

Crour got shot on a set up (he's a hitman for hire) and fell off a fire escape..well... escaping. Broke his leg he did. Scared the shit out of a Kai he did. Kai would have called an ambulance, but his phone was dead and he was just trying to find a taxi and now there's a dude bleeding out at on his feet on his way home from classes. And when he offered to flag down help, he had a gun pointed in his face.

And if Kai is anything, he's stubbornly stupid. Or in Crour's words "altruistic to a fault". So, he brought him home. To his mansion. Cuz his mom totally doesn't work for the government or anything and is never home. So Kai calls up the doctor that dopes up the rich kids, Milo and tries convincing him to convince Crour to go to the hospital. Who is also pridefully stubborn and is like "I can handle anything a hospital can, thank you very much!"

So Kai ends up nursing Crour back from a gunshot wound and a broken leg. (Which is extremely tedious and time consuming for people who aren't used to it. Trust me.) And just like Kai and Slade, it turns into a living situation where everyone lives with kai because he's lonely and doesn't make friends well and he has his group of misfits, which occasionally includes his younger cousin, Kyndra, or Kyn.

(I know this all sounds ridiculous. But I adore this version.)