May 1
Erittäin uhanalaisten saimaannorppien köllöttelyä seurataan WWF:n Luontoliven suorassa lähetyksessä.
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Erittäin uhanalaisten saimaannorppien köllöttelyä seurataan WWF:n Luontoliven suorassa lähetyksessä.
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This seems relevant to your interests, Kalevauva.fi made a song called Talvi yllätti autoilijat, the lyrics are all lifted from newspaper/tabloid weather headlines
(Ed: I saw them perform this in the spring and was wondering when they would publish it (as did everybody else in the youtube comments, apparently). Thanks for the tip!)
teinkö just elämäni ekan kihvin
Least favorite word?
Pick any word from this song, any single one. No english word can compare to the utter rage I get from the intentional mangling of the finnish language
Taking a quick break from Ultra Bra to bring you one of my favourite Kalevauva.fi songs, Sinappitutut (“Mustard acquaintances”). Lyrics are directly taken from a forum post about one poster's strange fixation with mustard. A forum post which I've read myself! This isn't even the weirdest the conversation gets, believe me.
INTRO
Kuinka nopsaan olitte niin sanotusti sinappituttuja?
How long did it take for you to become so-called mustard acquaintances?
Kauanko ensikohtaamisesta meni?
How long did it take from your first meeting?
Vai olitteko jo ennen seurustelua niin hyvät kaverit?
Or were you already such good friends before dating?
VERSE 1
Öö
Uhh
Mitä helevetin sinappituttuja?
What the hell does mustard acquaintances mean?
Nyt jäi tälle termi hieman epäselväksi
This term is quite unfamiliar to me
No siis sinappituttu
I mean, mustard acquaintance
Kehtaa esim. laittaa sinappia makkaran päälle tms.
You dare to, for example, put mustard on a sausage, or something like that
Meinaakos että
Do you mean
Lainausmerkeissä "sinappia"
Quote unquote “mustard”
Lainausmerkeissä "makkaralle"?
On a quote unquote “sausage”?
Siis ihan on kyse maustesinapista
This is specifically about the condiment
En minä ainakaan ensitapaamisella rupea mitään sinappia ruiluttamaan
I wouldn’t personally start squirting mustard around on my first date
Eli siis kehtaa syödä normaalisti
So you mean, "to eat normally"
Vai mitä tällä haetaan?
Or what are you trying to get at?
CHORUS
Sinappi ei kuulu suhteen alkuhuumaan
Mustard does not belong in a relationship’s honeymoon phase
Pitääkö vääntää rautalangasta?
Do I have to spell it out?
Tiedän, etten ole ainut joka asian näin kokee
I know that I’m not the only person who feels this way
Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana?
Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word?
Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana?
Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word?
VERSE 2
10 vuotta on yhdessä pyöritty, mutta että sinappituttuja?
We’ve been together for 10 years, but mustard acquaintances?
Ei nyt sentään! Joku roti!
Never in a million years! Have some common sense!
Mikä siitä sinapista tekee niin erityisen kammottavan?
What makes mustard so especially horrifying?
Voitko pliis selittää vielä tarkemmin?
Could you please explain this more in depth?
Mielestäni olen kyllä jo selittänyt ihan suomeksi
I feel like I’ve already laid out in plain English
Että sinapin koostumus ja nimi eivät ole kovin romanttisia
That the texture and the name of mustard aren’t particularly romantic
Nimi on paha? Millä tavalla? Mikä siitä tekee pahan?
The name is the issue? In what way? What makes the name so bad?
Entäs maito? Entäs kurkku? Entäs punajuurisalaatti?
What about milk? What about cucumber? What about beetroot salad?
Ei sinappia voi verrata esimerkiksi majoneesiin
You can’t compare mustard to mayonnaise, for example
Mitä tarkennusta tähän vielä vaaditaan?
What clarification do we still need here?
CHORUS
Just joku sinappi ei kuulu suhteen alkuhuumaan
Some damn mustard does not belong in a relationship’s honeymoon phase
Pitääkö vääntää rautalangasta?
Do I have to spell it out?
Tiedän, etten ole ainut joka asian näin kokee
I know that I’m not the only person who feels this way
Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana? (Mitä tällä haetaan?)
Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word? (What are you getting at?)
Kenen mielestä sinappi on romanttinen sana?
Who thinks that mustard is a romantic word?
OUTRO
Kuinka nopsaan olitte niin sanotusti sinappituttuja?
How long did it take for you to become so-called mustard acquaintances?
Kauanko ensikohtaamisesta meni?
How long did it take from your first meeting?
Vai olitteko jo ennen seurustelua niin hyvät kaverit?
Or were you already such good friends before dating?
Okay, so no one will find this funny except for Finnish people (maybe), but this idea just wouldn't leave me alone... so I present to you: Edward Teach and his Shagging Gloves :D
(For additional context, the next verse tells us that the husband has gone to a weekend-long seminar with his colleagues and has taken the gloves with him. Also the lyrics are sourced from a Finnish message board infamous for people asking stupid questions and posting all kinds of weird shit, so it's supposedly a true story)
ne kädet pestään vikisemättä
...joo