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🥰 village idiot 🌵 wizard 🧙💯 blogging from my swamp 💅🏻 ~ Tuomi ~ 35 ~ Finnish ~ she/them ~ translator, larper, writer, singer, dancer, aerialist, artist, socialist, feminist, perfectionist ~ super gay ~ TÄÄLLÄ kaikki mun kontribuutiot Tuntematon-fandomiin

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[kinuskikakku]

Suomenkielen ”epähedelmä” saa asian kuulostamaan joltakin kauhistuttavalta ja luonnottomalta, joltakin minkä ei pitäisi olla olemassa.

Englannin ”accessory fruit” taas on se kun heterokaveri ottaa mut johonkin mukaan täyttämään kiintiön.

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[horrorsoflife]

[milksockets]

'a chrysanthemum brooch made of gold, platinum, and diamonds features a creative use of mississippi river pearls in a design by paulding farnham of tiffany & company (c. 1904)' in pearls: a natural history - american museum of natural history + the field museum (2001)

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[dromaeosaurid]

Illustrations by Walter Crane from The Hind in the Wood (1875).

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[helloitsbees]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[pmamtraveller]

Ceramic sculpture "Narcissus" by Japanese artist Kenichi Nakaya

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.