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The “definitely straight” possibly ADHD, cinnamon roll bois with the survival instincts of a toaster and their lowkey homicidal boyfriends
Happy (late) Birthday Nina🌟🌟!! I came back from the dead for this... I bring you Fiona and Kambe to give your cake!(^♡^)
(It looks like I'm holding them hostage for this but...yea you're not wrong)(first ever ask so I'm pretty nervous about this :,))
OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!! Look at them!!! I love Fiona’s sleeves especially — the texture is so pretty! ❤️💜
Thank you so so so much for thinking of me! 🎂 (And never fret about sending asks — if I don’t reply, it’s either that I haven’t seen it yet or that Tumblr straight-up ate it…)
Daisuke Kambe Husband Headcanons
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You’re one lucky gal, Daisuke Kambe’s wanted to marry YOU. (Spare some change for the poor (me)?)
Let’s address the obvious: You have a shared bank account.
You get E V E R Y T H I N G you want.
You want a Louis Vuitton purse? You got it.
You’re determined to purchase new Christian Louboutin heels? Do it; you have the money.
Gucci Belt? You already have three.
Question: Did you ever meet someone who does the sexiest things... but indirectly? Thats Daisuke.
When Daisuke is concentrating on his intense stack of paperwork, he bites his bottom lip.
Daisuke undoes his tie with one finger (right pointer finger) when he arrives home from work.
When he’s hot (all the time), he rolls up the sleeves of his black button down.
Puts on his Rolex watch without look. He looks directly in your eyes. Its second nature.
Closes the button of his blazer with two hands.
If Daisuke performs any of these actions, you find yourself melting where you’re standing. You cannot believe this man is this attractive. He steals your breath away.
EVERYONE R E S P E C T S YOU
When you walk into Daisuke’s company, everyone is at your service because you’re “Y/N Kambe, the boss’s wife.” If you ask for something, you receive it within seconds.
Sure, Daisuke’s is a great husband - but please drive. For the love of God, please DRIVE.
Owns the most BEAUTIFUL apartment in New York City.
Daisuke has a HEART of GOLD:
Has a “soft spot” for children: He’s constantly donating towards foundations like Make a Wish, The Sunshine Kids, St. Jude’s, Ronald McDonald House, and Childcare Aware at least five times a year.
Donates under “Anonymous.”
When you’re riding on public transportation or standing in an elevator, and it starts becoming too crowded; Daisuke will give up his spot for older men, women, and children.
Despite assuming the role of the richest and kindest man in the world, Daisuke has social anxiety. He grows nervous and begins shaking when he is meeting any of your new friends. Overtime, your important loved ones will grow close to him, but expect to see Daisuke shaking in his boots if he’s meeting someone important to you. Since you’re married, he’s close to your family now; but he was a nervous wreck.
LOVES making you breakfast in the morning with his $1,000.000 waffle maker.
He always makes a HUGE mess because he makes his own homemade batter (Yes, Daisuke cooks. He doesn’t hire people to cook).
Nearly E V E R Y D A Y Daisuke wakes up early in the morning to assure your penthouse is spotless. He doesn’t like you acting as a “maid.” (He hires people three times a month to deep clean).
“You’re my wife, not my maid. No woman should be forced to clean because of poor societal standards.”
When Daisuke gets frustrated, his eyebrow furrow.
He cannot stand grocery shopping by himself. He gets confused by the littlest things.
When Daisuke can’t figure something out...
When people disrespect you, you’ll see him get angry.
Daisuke’s weakness is when you’ll tie his black tie in the morning before he leaves for work.
After making sure it the expensive fabric lays perfectly on his chest, you’ll stand on your tip toes to kiss him on the lips.
“Have a good day at work, baby.”
Make Daisuke’s lunch, write him “love notes,” and slip them inside of his lunchbox.
Every time Daisuke comes home, you’ll notice your notes aren’t in his lunchbox.
One night you were rummaging through his bedside drawer when you noticed a large black velvet box. When you opened it, your eyes began growing soaked with tears; within the box was EVERY NOTE you ever wrote to him.
NEVER NOT WEARING his black WEDDING RING engraved with your name.
If a woman approaches him, he politely showcases his wedding ring saying, “My apologies, I have a wife.”
Here’s a shocker: Daisuke H A T E S receiving expensive gifts.
Daisuke can buy anything. He’s tired of receiving expensive gifts, but you’re the ONLY person who knows. Instead, you’ll purchase him ten-to-thirty-dollar gifts that remind you of him.
Daisuke’s cheeks will begin to blush looks at the tiny gift you purchased him. As you begin explaining its significance, you’ll notice tears begin pooling into his eyes.
HUGE pictures from your wedding day are scattered throughout the penthouse.
Your wedding song was Perfect by Ed Sheeran. Without the lyrics.
There was a reason behind his madness: On wedding day, during your first dance, you placed your head on Daisuke’s shoulder and sang the lyrics to him.
U.N.I.T.E.D. F.R.O.N.T - You’ll never stand alone.
ADORES your intelligence. Daisuke fell in love with you, your personality, appearance, and especially your intelligence.
Throughout Daisuke’s entire life, women act brainless and submissive, but not you. He loves your smart mind and independent nature.
Still CHECKS YOU OUT all the time.
Especially when you’re wearing business attire paired with a lingerie top or simple silk dresses.
Match him. He will start drooling.
MESMERIZED when you take your hair out of a ponytail or claw clip. He LOVES watching your hair cascade down your back.
Daisuke NEEDS to be connected to you in public. He latches onto your hand lacing your fingers together, gently touches your waist, or places a hand on your thigh. However, his public displays of affection WILL NOT go further. He’s a classy man.
O B S E S S E D with K I S S I N G YOUR LIPS.
When you’re speaking to Daisuke, you’ll notice he’s staring at your lips imaging how soft they are.
You do not fight often, but it does occur. Especially when he puts himself in dangerous situations.
Due to a near-death experience, you grew frustrated and (unannounced) left your home to find a hotel room. Immediately, Daisuke tracked your location.
Within two hours, he knocked on the door. You saw your husband clutching a bundle of flowers and chocolates. With tears streaming down his face.
“Please, don’t ever leave. I’m so sorry - I’ll never do it again. Just don’t leave me. I NEED you.”
Plans the most P E R F E C T dates.
During winter, Daisuke plans to stroll around New York City to see the Christmas lights.
In the spring, he takes you to your favorite Whinery.
In summer, Daisuke privately rents fancy manors hoping spend a few private nights in with you.
During fall, you two curl up into a cozy blanket and light scented candles to watch your favorite horror films.
To surprise Daisuke, you often order tickets to see various orchestras across the country. He becomes enchanted by the sound of violin and piano music. However, his jaw drops during orchestra concerts.
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN:
They are S.P.O.I.L.E.D. R.O.T.T.E.N.
The most popular kid at school because you two are the parents.
When they are little, they LOVE holding onto Daisuke’s pinky finger as you’re walking.
If your child must attend any sports games or music recitals, you two are always present. Daisuke is the dad constantly taking photos of your child.
Daisuke LOVES watching you rock your baby as you’re singing to them.
LOVES traveling around the world with you.
If you’re working on your laptop, Daisuke slowly comes up behind you. He kisses your cheek and slowly moves down your neck to your sweet spot. (Yes, he memorized where it is).
You’ll have sweet make-out sessions in the kitchen when you’re cooking together.
Gotta keep that spice in your life.
You’ll always claim, “I’m the happiest person in the world.” However, Daisuke denies your statement. No one can be happier than him. After years of being married, Daisuke still cannot grasp how lucky he is to have you.
“I love you with all my heart and soul, beautiful.”
Brain-Rot of the week is.......
Daisuke and Haru with a crush on reader and her sister both are baristas from their(boys) favorite cafe, but but but.....
The cafe baristas actually is just as rich as Daisuke is, but they tries to act like they is middle class, so nobody sucks up to them to try and get to them just for their money.
Like and soon, he and Haru have to go on a mission which includes them being spies for this mission. As they walk in and meet the head spy and as they are talking the topics change from work to family, friends and plans, hey both find out the head has two daughter, pretty ones at that.
As they are talking, in bursts the door two pretty girls who just happen to be reader and her sister in the spy suits and their hair messy and reader's sister crying about how some newbies took their guns and filled them with powder instead of bullets for their shooting practices, all while Haru and Daisuke are just staring at the pretty barista billionaires arguing with their father.
They either fall in-love all over again or fall more in love with the two (if that's possible, that is) and they try to befriend them, but due to some circumstances they can never talk or when they muster up the courage to talk something happens.
Then they always volunteer to be the spy for any of the missions given to them knowing they can either get close with the sisters or get the sisters to patch them up after they intentionally got hurt on a mission.
He Tian 🤝 Kambe Daisuke
*absolutely lost without their money*
𝘿𝘼𝙄𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙀 𝙆𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙋𝘼𝙋𝙀𝙍
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Haru: "Kambe stop kissimg me amd attend the tables" (angry blushing)
Daisuke: "No, I only attend you"
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Fugou Keiji Balance: Unlimited, Episode 6
YO THIS SCENE WAS TOP TIER COMEDY FOR NO REASON LKSDFKLSJDF