The four idiots are stupidly protective of their significant other, and big worrywarts too.
[Can be read as poly or individual relationship; gender neutral reader insert; the Kengan brainrot is only growing, feel free to hit up my inbox if you want]

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The four idiots are stupidly protective of their significant other, and big worrywarts too.
[Can be read as poly or individual relationship; gender neutral reader insert; the Kengan brainrot is only growing, feel free to hit up my inbox if you want]
Can you write anything for kaneda pls 😓 anything fluff tysm in advance love you 🩷🩷
Dating Kaneda Suekichi headcanons
Kaneda x gn! Reader
Fluff all the way
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Funny thing is, before I started on kengan ashura I always thought kaneda would be the guy I'd end up simping for bc he looked a lot like another guy I used to really like (kamo noritoshi from jjk)
As you can tell that did NOT happen but I do like him he's definitely in my top 10
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- I think kaneda would only consider dating someone if he already knew them beforehand
- mixers and dating apps aren't really his thing, so you have got to be his close friend for a while now for him to even think of you in a romantic light
- he's the type to slowly fall in love with someone after getting to know them
- before you two even START dating he'd probably have y'all's lives entirely planned out
- bro is an Overthinker™ he will have every single date planned to a tee (he just thinks you deserve the best and only the best)
- Despite his efforts, one way or another, those dates never go his way
- pretty ironic considering his foresight during matches is near perfect
- one way or another, things don't go as planned, no matter how meticulous he had previously been (you find it cute though so after a while he just accepts that he doesn't have to make everything perfect)
- most of the time it's because of the dumbasses he hangs out with (okubo and rihito)
- they somehow managed to butt into any situation in a way that would make kaneda want to tear his hair out
- speaking of the idiots, kaneda would NOT want to introduce them to his friend group l, especially in the first few months of dating you
- okubo and rihito canNOT be trusted to act normal around you and he's worried that you'd think he's spending time around bad influences and weirdos
- for himuro, however, the reason is completely opposite
- kaneda knows how slick he is, and with someone as perfect as you, kaneda knows he won't hold back
- it's not that kaneda doesn't trust you or anything, he knows you'd never cheat on him and he isn't exactly a jealous type (or at least that's what he tells himself) (he's defo a jealous type in denial)
- kaneda may be close friends with himuro, but he's never been a big fan of how he treated women
- himuro was the type to have multiple girlfriends at the same time, without feeling any guilt about cheating on all of them
- even if kaneda wasn't dating you, he wouldn't want you to get caught up in himuro's bad habits with women
- more than that though, he knows how good himuro is at sweet talking people or just being fun to hang out with in general, and would be worried about feeling jealous seeing you two together, even if just as friends
- he's a tad bit (not just a tad, let's be for real here) insecure, so make sure to comfort him on that!!!!
- despite this, he doesn't keep your existence a secret from them, he simply can't
- sometimes they wonder if you're even real because kaneda loves talking about you but refuses to let them meet you
- kaneda would probably want to introduce you to his parents, and hopes you'd do the same
- he feels that it makes the relationship seem more official
- though he would absolutely not push it if your relationship with your parents aren't good
- kaneda would secretly love being the little spoon when cuddling
- if you wrap you arms and legs around him and maybe even comb your fingers through his hair he'd probably never move again (until you get up of course)
- PDA would be a no go for him though
- at most holding hands and maybe a small kiss here and there
- but if you try to full on make out with him in a public space he will FREAK
- blushing, sweating, nervous stuttering, you name it, he did it (you're gonna break him if you keep that up)
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I hope this isn't ooc or anything I'm not sure if I have a good grasp on his character
Low-key incoherent bc I just put down whatever drifted into my empty brain throughout the day
Ride or Die
Akira Fanfiction
Kaneda x fem!reader
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You never meant to fall for Kaneda.
You were pretty sure you spent most of your time actively avoiding that exact outcome. But when your best friend Kei was practically family to him and his band of troublemakers, there was only so much distance you could keep.
Not that Kaneda made it easy.
Cocky, loud, and reckless, he was the kind of guy who treated life like a game. He got in trouble just to see if he could get out of it, smiled like he owned the world, and flirted like it was second nature.
And yet, somehow, every time you found yourself in trouble, he was there.
A Stupid Bet. . . It started with Kei.
“You like him,” she said one afternoon, completely out of nowhere.
You choked on your drink. “What?“
She smirked. “You heard me.”
“You—ugh, Kei, no. Absolutely not.”
She rested her chin on her hand. “Bet you can’t spend a whole day with him without smiling.”
You rolled your eyes. “That’s dumb.
“Then prove me wrong.”
And that was how you ended up stuck with Kaneda for an entire Saturday.
Riding Shotgun
It started, predictably, with his bike.
“Ever been on one before?” Kaneda asked, straddling his seat like he knew he looked good doing it.
“Not with you,” you said, arms crossed.
“Well, lucky you,” he grinned. “You’re about to have the best day of your life.”
You sighed. “Doubt it.”
But the second the engine roared and he took off, the wind tearing through your hair, you had to bite back a laugh.
Not that you’d ever admit it.
He took you everywhere—dodging traffic like he had a death wish, taking sharp turns that made you swear under your breath, stopping at a tiny ramen shop where he somehow knew the owner.
“You bring all your girls here?” you teased, blowing on your soup.
“Nah,” he said, slurping his noodles. “Just the ones who can keep up.”
You hated how that made your heart skip
The Moment It Changed
By sunset, you found yourselves on a rooftop overlooking the city, his bike parked below.
You sat side by side, the quiet settling between you in a way that wasn’t awkward for once.
“You were right,” you admitted, staring at the skyline.
Kaneda glanced over. “About what?”
You sighed. “Today was fun.”
His smirk was instant. “Knew it.”
“Ugh,” you groaned, shoving his shoulder. “Don’t let it go to your head.”
“Too late.”
A breite rolled past, and you shivered before you could stop yourself
Without a word, Kaneda shrugged off his jacket and draped it over your shoulders.
You blinked. “What are you—”
“Just take it,” he muttered, not looking at you.
For once, he wasn’t being cocky. Just… genuine.
Something tightened in your chest.
“…Why do you do that?”
“Do what?”
“Act like you don’t care,” you said, gripping the jacket. “Like nothing ever gets to you.”
Kaneda exhaled through his nose.
“I dunno,” he said. “Guess it’s easier that way.”You frowned. “Easier than what?”
His jaw clenched slightly, like he didn’t want to say it. But then he turned toward you, his usual smirk gone, replaced with something softer.
“…Easier than wanting something I can’t have.”
Your breath caught.
“Kaneda—”
“I’m serious,” he said, voice lower now. “I know I’m an idiot. I know I’m reckless. And I know you deserve someone better than me. But I can’t help it.”
Your heart pounded. “Kaneda, you—”
And then he kissed you.
It wasn’t cocky. It wasn’t teasing. It was real. A little uncertain at first, like he wasn’t sure if he was crossing a line—but then you kissed him back, and he exhaled against your lips, tilting his head to deepen it just slightly.
When he finally pulled away, his forehead rested against yours, his hands still cradling your face.
“…So,” he breathed, voice just a little unsteady. “Did I win the bet?”
You laughed softly, gripping the front of his shirt. “Shut up and kiss me again.”
And for once, Kaneda didn’t have a snarky comeback. Just a grin—your reckless idiot—before he did exactly that.
I am a devoted kaneda simp …
I Need more if him !
What do you think being close friends with Tetsuo and Kaneda would be like seperately?
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AKIRA - BIKE NERDS IN LOVE *KANEDA*
Charactes- Kaneda Shotarou and yourself (mentions of Yamagata, Kaisuke, Tetsuo)
Headcanons, x fem!reader, fluff, incredibly long, curse words (just a few)
DISCLAMER: There is a description of a backstory and this is to give more depth and personality to the reader and the headcanons themselves
I'm returning to my fanfiction roots and compiling some incorrect quotes I think apply to Kengan characters (did this instead of flufftober prep, so those definitely aren't coming out in time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) also most of these are reader inserts because that's my niche lol
Lihito: I’m an idiot. Kaneda: Okubo: Himuro: Reader: Lihito: Kaneda: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Lihito: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Kaneda: ... Your what? Lihito: My friends. Okubo: Is he saying “friends”? Himuro: I think he's being sarcastic. Reader: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lihito! All of your friends are in this room. Lihito: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Reader: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Karla: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Elena: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Reader, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Kazuo: You did WHAT– Ohma: William Snakepeare
Reader: Gaolang and I don’t use pet names. Kaneda: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Reader: Honey? Gaolang: Yes, dear? Reader: Kaneda: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Kaede: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Ohma: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Reader, walking into a room: Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Adam, out of breath: THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!
Reader: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Setsuna: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Reader: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Reader and Lihito skipping stones on lake Reader: It’s such a beautiful evening. Lihito, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Hajime: What’s up guys? I’m back. Reader: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Hajime: Death is a social construct.
Reader: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Okubo: Just rip the bandage off. Reader: It’s Kaneda. Okubo: Put the bandage back on.
Reader: I trust Kazuo. Kaede: You think he knows what he's doing? Reader: I wouldn't go that far.
The Kengan brainrot is so far developed it's dragging me out of my several year long writer's block. Me catching up with Isshou Senkin in a day isn't helping either. Stay tuned for a little something something about the Four Idiots ig
Kei as your sister figure
MANGA SPOILERS, MENTIONS OF GUNS, DEATH, AND KANEDA
Pre-War
I think that Kei as a sister figure would work out especially if you are both in the resistance
I don't think she grew up with any other girls or boys her age and the only other sibling figure she has around her is Chiyoko
Would be really protective and put your safety above her own especially on missions