Kengan characters 🍆 hc's please? For example what is their size (hard and soft) are they growers or showers, do they shave or trim or let it be a jungle? or any other unique characteristic you can think of.
Sorry it took me so long to answer this. Life has been insanely busy for me. But I had lots of fun writing this!!
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Anime: Kengan Ashura
Characters: Gaolong Wongsawat, Lihito, Ohma
Tokita, Raian Kure, Rei Mikazuchi, Saw Paing
Yoroizuka, Sen Hatsumi
Warning: Rated M, 18+, Male genitalia
description
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Kengan Men Packages
Gaolong Wongsawat
A tall man indeed, standing at 187 cm (6'1) and weighing 91 kg (200.6 lbs), Gaolong wasn't a small man, very humble, peaceful, and quiet he was also a well respectable young man with strong morals, a sense of true justice and 100% obligations to himself and his calling. He is loyal and blunt, but he can hold words when it was time to. He kept a guarded heart, so if you somehow get past his walls, you're special, unless you're Saw Paing.
As for what he's packing, he wasn't very large, but he wasn't small either. He was just above average. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
As for Gaolong, while flaccid, he was a solid 4 inches long while girth wise, he was a 3.9 inches. When he was erect, though, he was a beautiful 6 inches long and with a girth size of 6.2 inches. He was most definitely a grower.
Goalong kept himself clean, a patch of hair with a close shave to his skin, no happy trail, it looked messy to him, he didn't see a point in having it. As for the penis itself, it had a slight yet gentle curve to it when it was erect, he was circumcised, it was heavily frowned upon in his culture if a boy wasn't. His tip could flush a gentle red if he's pent up, but if not, then there were no signs of irritation. There was a slight vein on the side, and he had decent sized testicles. He wasn't a flooder, but you didn't have to worry because he wasn't ready for kids anyways.
Lihito ( Ichiro Nakata )
Standing at 188 cm (6'2) and weighing in at 102 kg (224.8 ibs), Lihito, as he likes to call himself, was a large man. He was much like a golden retriever, feircly loyal, loving, hyper, and ready for the next adventure. He was a very cocky man, proud, and nothing could prove him wrong unless you were Raian Kure.
As for what he was packing, he was slightly above average but just slightly. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
Lihito, however, was 4.3 inches long with a girth of 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. When he was erect, though, Lihito was 6.4 inches long with a girth of 5.2 inches wide. He was a proud mixture of a shower and a grower.
Lihito kept himself pretty clean, though it wasn't something he always practiced. Sometimes, he'd let it just grow a little out of control, but he never let an entire bush grow. He didn't always mind a happy trail, though. Sometimes, he found it attractive on himself. Other times, not so much, it just all depended on how he was feeling. He wasn't circumcised. His family didn't see a need for such a thing to be done. There was no curve. He was as straight as a bow, and his tip naturally flushed whenever he grew erect. There was a vein. Some days, it was more noticeable than others. His balls weren't insanely full, so he wasn't a flooder, but he could leave a small pool.
Ohma Tokita
Standing at 182 cm (5'11) tall and weighing in at 85 kg (187.3 ibs), Ohma isn't the largest man, but he wasn't small either. Ohma is a very quiet man. He didn't speak much as he didn't see a need for it. He was simple and straight to the point. He was very blunt and held no values on 'kindness'. He'd rather a more cold, hard, and honest approach over a soft gentleness. He was a kind soul, though, and he loved those in his closest circle.
As for what he was packing, Ohma was overall pretty average. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
Ohma was 3.7 inches long with a girth of 3.7 inches while flaccid. While erect, he was 5.6 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. He was an average man with an average package. He wasn't the cleanest when it came to body hair either. If he has a bush, then he'll have a bush. If he has a happy trail, then he'll just have one, though he doesn't really like happy trails, they itch. He will shave though if you ask him to, but you gotta speak up and tell him he can't read minds.
He didn't have a crazy curve, but it was a slight bent. His tip rarely ever flushes. He'd have to be extremely pent up, which could honestly take months for him, or if you get him excited. He had a decent sized vein, nothing crazy, and hus testicles weren't very large either. He didn't want kids. They were annoying, though he would flood you out if you asked him to, he had damn good stamina.
Raian Kure
Standing at 188 cm (6'2) tall and weighing in at 94 kg (207.2 Ibs), Raian wasn't the biggest, but he certainly wasn't small, neither. He was deadly with his size. Raian was a wild card. You never knew where he would be and what he could be doing at any given moment. However, he was also rather calm and listened to orders pretty well, actually. He was like a giant child when it came to cleaning up his messes, but he was a damn good listener. Raian was also very blunt, but he was an asshole with his. He didn't have to add any insults to a truth, but he does it cause he can, because at the end of the day, who was actually going to challenge him and win? Though Raian was intensely loyal to those he deemed worthy or whom he considered family.
As for what he was packing, Raian was almost beyond what was considered average. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
Raian was 4.6 inches long with a girth of 4.4 inches wide while flaccid. While erect, he was 6.6 inches long with a girth of 5.7 inches wide. He gave a bit of a stretch and would need more prep time before he could shove himself anywhere, though you'll have to fight for him to even consider prep, get a cute little scratch in on him and he'll prep you all you want, but that'sif you get a scratch. Raian didn't give a damn about body hair. He just did out of obligation to the game. He was an assassin and a fighter. He refused to let anyone have any type of leverage over him.
Body hair could be used as a weapon, and with hair in such a sensitive spot, he'd refused to let it grow out even an inch. So he's constantly clean of hair. the only time he lets it grow out is when he wasn't deployed on any jobs simply because he was deemed 'out of commission' due to an injury or because he was on punishment. During that time, you'll have to use a damn lawnmower just to get to your prize. He was circumcised, no need for the extra skin when that can be used to kill you too.
When he was erect, Raian had a bit of a curve, and he knew how to use it, too. Raian was also a man who ran off of pure adrenaline. He had a prominent vein, and it throbbed beautifully. You could tell that Raian was a breeder, coming from a family that pretty much only exists purely off of breeding. He had some healthy and large testicles and they throbbed strongly whenever he came. He was most definitely a flooder, and will do until you're swollen with cum. His job was to bring in the next generation, and that's just what he'll do.
Rei Mikazuchi
Standing at 179 cm (5'10) and 77 kg (169.7 Ibs), Rei was considered an average sized man, an assassin by trade, but a lover by spirit, Rei was heavily disciplined. He was quiet, rational, and has recently become somewhat religious in his own way. Rei wasn't the most talkative, but he loved heavy. Once you've obtained his heart, it's forever yours
As for what he was packing, Rei was just above average but nothing insane. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
Rei was 3.6 inches long and with a girth of 5.7 inches while flaccid. While he was erect, he was 5.6 inches long with a girth of 4.7 inches wide. He was average. Rei was also very clean. He kept himself shaved. When he was an assassin, he kept himself clean, but now he'd allow himself to grow a soft bush. He was circumcised, as the penis could be used to kill in a man in a million different ways, the fewer ways the better
Rei wasn't a grower, but he did have quite the curve, a large prominent vein and heavy balls. His tip always flushed a bright red, and he always oozed a heavy flow of cum. He didn't want kids, but he wasn't opposed to the idea either.
Saw Paing Yoroizuka
Standing at 184 cm (6'0) and weighing in at 88 kg (194 Ibs) , Saw Paing was tall but not too heavy. He was a fierce, loud, and passionate man. Always shouting, quick to bounce onto the next issue, he never lingers too long on a topic of sadness, but he never forgets to mind his manners. He's insanely loyal and will forever hold your good faith in good hands. He loves his family, and once you're accepted as a part of his family, he'll love you just as much too. He's a blunt man and would rather you be blunt to him, too.
As for what he was packing, Saw Paing was slightly above average. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
Saw paing was 3.8 inches long with a girth of 4.1 inches wide while flaccid. While erect, he was 5.9 inches long with a girth of 4.9 inches wide. He was above average, but it wasn't anything insane.
Saw Paing was circumcised due to his culture, circumcision was seen as a sign of good faith, fortune, and strength. As for body hair, it was something he naturally didn't have a lot of. He's never had lots of body hair, so it was something he's never needed to worry about. The most amount of hair that he could grow was a small bush and nothing more. While erect, his tip was cutely flushed naturally. He held one prominent vein that throbbed and a of full set of testicles, he was most definitely a family man, and it showed in the way he would always fill you to the brim with cum.
Sen Hatsumi
Standing at 178 cm tall and weighing in at 84 kg, he was tall but not heavy, Sen was overall a lazy man. He was irresponsible as hell. He never took anything serious and sleep was a blessing from the gods above. He was a womanizer by trade and lover by spirit. He believed in relaxation and no stress. He was a blunt man, an can be an asshole with it but only towards men. When it came to women, he knew how to butter them up and make them slip out of their clothes. He wasn't the ideal lover.
Sen was beyond average. He was well endowed, and he most definitely knew how to use it. The average male genitalia was around 2 - 3.6 inches long and about 3.7 - 4 inches wide, and that's while flaccid. As for erect, the average male genitalia was around 5.5 - 6 inches long and about 4.6 - 5 inches wide.
Sen was 5 inches long with a girth of 4.8 inches wide while flaccid while erect he was 6.8 inches long with a girth of 5.9 inches long. He knew he was large, and he always made sure to prep his lovers. He'd never just shove it in her unless she asked for it. Other than that, he'd make sure to prep her throughly. Sen didn't really care to shave. He liked his happy trail. To him, it was sexy. He kept a bush but nothing insane. While he was erect, he was straight as a bow, not a curve in sight.
Sen's tip was always flushed, but it didn't always throb, and a vein wasn't always showing, the only time when he was flushed and had a lovely vein was if he was insanely pent up, which was rare for him, seeing as how he always kept a woman. His testicles were heavy and always full. He could most definitely populate if he wished to, but he never will because he was a drifter first, and a father never.
So how did you discover Kengan and what was your first favorite character? I came across Hayami when I was looking at Baki characters and discovered the Kengan manga. Lihito was my first favorite.
જ⁀➴ SUMMARY: the kengan men had a bit too much to drink - how do they act?
જ⁀➴ WARNINGS:
LONG AF, suggestive, mentions of alcohol, kengan men under the influence, very ooc, mentions of memory loss, mentions of puke/throwing up, hangover mentions, parties, kinda she/they pronouns being used, cussing, ect.
જ⁀➴ AUTHOR'S NOTES: this was supposed to be in two more parts but i am not finding anymore dividers so this was all mangled in one part, anyway happy new years!
𓂃۶ৎ LIHITO
well this is alr established in the anime and manga but this man has literally nothing holding him back.
and its worse when he's with okubo too
def slurs all of his words and genuinely doesn't make coherent words
only okubo can understand him
has NO self respect when he's drunk btw
"LIHITO! WHAT THE- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
you watched in horror as the man you surprisingly acquainted yourself with was stripping slowly in the middle of the party you two were attending at mr. yamashita's office. so he wasn't saying anything but knowing him for as long as you have, he was definitely already in lala land. you were about to stop him yourself to spare everyone from a tantalizing sight before someone cut you to it.
"bro. you're gonna scare all the ladies away! can't you find somewhere else to finish what ever.....this is?"
you slowly tilted your head to see an obviously irritated himuro ryo scolding lihito on his recklessness. you turned your head even more to look at lihitos reaction to only see a confused expression which shocked you.
as if it was on cue, the two of your faces scrunched up in an emotion that could only be explained as disturbed. was this guy seriously trying to speak any language? besides that, why the hell was he currently pointing at the walls of poor mr. yamashita's office?
"the hell are you saying? hey, your way too drunk to be here anymore dude. go home will you?"
you decided to leave the two men bicker among themselves. there was plenty of hot food and frunk sprawled on the table you had walked to. you had seen a guy with his hair buzzed standing in front of said table so you decided to make small talk hoping to make a friend.
the man, whos name you learned to be okubo, was drinking a lot as well and you were scared for both his health and his mental health. okubo was pressuring you to drink as well so that you both would end up drunk together.
as you took a drink that obviously had alcohol in it, you were so close to taking a sip before hearing the shouts of most males there, most of them being 'what the hell are you doing' and more.
when you decided to look up you not only saw lihito on the ceiling, he had no clothes on either.
what the hell.
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𓂃۶ৎ MEGURO
i can't see him drinking.
let alone drinking - I can't see him holding a cup.
but I digress
hallucinations everywhere in his mind
literally talks to himself and swears it's his dad
also says things that are so random
but he does that anyway
"hey dad, your judo was amazing y'know? but ive met guys even stronger than you - do you think i could beat them?"
you were not even the slightest bit phased as the man in front of kept talking to air - or other known as his 'dad'. this happened many times before when the man had somehow drank even when you forbade him to due to his incredible hallucinating skills.
you were currently in the kitchen making some tea with some tylenol on the side so that the man could take quickly.
"hey megs! are you done talking to your dad yet?"
at the sound of your chripy voice, the man slowly tilted his head in your direction with his tongue still hanging out of his mouth before getting on his legs to slowly waddle to your side in the kitchen. he didn't say anything, but he continued to stare at you with his large eyes.
"your so attractive."
you looked at him, scanning his face for any emotion or sign of him trying to get a reaction out of you but all you saw was sincerity.
"thank you megs, now take your medicine okay?" you said with a gleeful sigh.
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𓂃۶ৎ MIKAZUCHI
will AT MOST take a shot of whiskey. anymore is an ABSOLUTE NO.
i can't see him getting drunk because once again - he's probably too responsible to do that
but if he did get drunk
so clingy
I know he alr is without being drunk but imagine that clingy-ness x2
won't even LOOK anywhere that isn't your face.
being absolutely tackled by your boyfriend as soon as you picked him up from the bar was an understatement. you expected today to be a good day - calmly boring one.
but obviously not.
you were currently trying to convince your boyfriend to get the hell off of you but he stayed persistent. so there you were with a big mass of boyfriend suffocating you with his body weight alone on your shared bed.
"babe please-"
you were shut up with a finger on your lips.
"do you not want my love anymore? i thought we were solemates.."
the look he gave you was one you had never seen before. he was..pouting at you?
"well of course we are, it's just that i don't want a professional fighter to be laying on my body right now."
"am I hurting you?"
"well no but-"
"so why can't i be on you?"
"because it's uncomfortable as hell."
mikazuchi's pouting face slowly chilled down as he rolled over to your side while pulling you closer to him.
"okay, we can sleep like this then."
you rolled your eyes but you didnt protest because you knew that this was the best you were gonna get so you decided to drift into sleep in your loving boyfriend's arms.
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𓂃۶ৎ MUTEBA
life of the party or however that saying goes
PLEASE bring hin to any party your hosting bc when this guy is drunk he can lit a party tf up
he kinda seems like he would be the one pushing everyone to have a drink
also he is most definitely either hitting on or sleeping with all the woman at that party
"cmon dear, have drink with me!"
"im not having a drink with a complete rando so go find another person to sleep with."
the hunk of man seemed absolutely baffled by your denial of his request. he had full heartedly believed that any person who he wanted would be his but that delusion was shut down almost immediately.
but unfortunately for you, this man wasn't going down so easily.
"who said I wanted to sleep with you? is it forbidden to have a drink with someone your interested in?"
"it's more like I don't trust you at all because a man who somehow made this whole party alive again is someone that I should fear. you get what I'm saying?"
the man furrowed his brows. although he couldn't see your face due to his inability to see, he could tell that you were talking with a sense of humor in your voice. what about this was funny?
"hmm, i guess you do have a point. then, if i may, how could i convince you to share your time with me?"
"how about you work for me?"
"...work?"
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𓂃۶ৎ OKUBO
lihitos partner in crime
basically just lihito but a little more reserved
only a little bit
"oh my goodness."
as if looking for verification, you pointed up at lihito, who was currently both naked and on the ceiling to get the attention of the friend you had made earlier. little did you know, that was NOT a friend you should gone to for any reason.
as he looked up, he started to burst out laughing. you were not amused at all because everyone there was being consistently flashed by the man on the ceiling. as you were trying to calm him down, he suddenly began to start stripping at well before cheering lihito on.
so now there was two naked men, one of them hovering above everyone in the office and the other cheering. obviously, the one cheering was somewhat tackled down to the floor before being forced to put some clothes back on.
aborting your previous mission, you decided to try and find someone that knew these two so that they could be taken home. as you were looking around, you had found two men, one of them being himuro himself, who didn't seem the slightest bit phased on the disturbance happening. in matter of fact, they seemed somewhat expecting of all of this stuff to happen. the man standing next to himuro was a bit shorter and had a bob while wearing some type of traditional japanese attire.
as you approached the duo, the commotion seemed to had gotten louder and louder so you turned around to see an even more bizarre sight.
all the other drunk men had also stripped so there was a ball of naked men dancing and laughing.
what the hell.
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𓂃۶ৎ SAWADA
well my girlboss is obviously gonna slay while drunk.
he might just turn the bar table into a runway and start dancing
idk he just slays when he's drunk! he's just like that yknow?
"you sure you don't wanna dance with someone as talented as me?"
"sawada you know i would love too but i can't dance to save my life."
the man in front of you raised an eyebrow and scoffed, as if he already knew that.
"well im aware of that but i don't care! do you want to dance or not?"
"will you teach me if i say yes?"
"i.."
the man paused before continuing on, thinking about what he should say.
you sighed before giving him the best puppy eyes you could, pleading so that he would teach you at least one dance move that you could continously spam.
"ugh fine! you better match my moves well or ill never teach you again!"
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𓂃۶ৎ SEKIBAYASHI
10/10 actor here
pretends that the alcohol doesn't do anything to him but as soon as he's behind closed doors he collapses
literally is sweating bullets a stumbles and when someone asks if he's okay he responds so confidently
"IM FINE!" while his legs are threatening to let go 😭
"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"
a loud slam on the table from sekibayashi's big jar of beer was heard around the bar.
"COME ON! ALL OF YOU ASLEEP OR SOMETHING? BRING ME A TRUE CHALLENGE, OKAY?"
you watched seki with no emotion. the act he was putting on was kinda pitying to look at and you almost wanted to laugh at how desperately he was trying to put the tough guy act on. surprisingly enough, he had no more opponents. it seemed like everyone there had gotten the memo that none of them were gonna be able to out drink THE sekibayashi.
as seki was slowly walking down from his bar stool and up to you, he seemed to be looking around with a scowl on his face.
"damn, all of them pussied out! i was hoping to find a real man here!"
"yeah im glad that didn't happen. your legs are shaking, see?"
you pointed your hand to the legs of the man in front of you who didn't even notice how much his legs were shaking currently.
"hey! th-thats just because i have been standing for a while!"
"you were sitting but okay. let's go already, the smell in here is suffocating."
you lead seki to the car, you obviously getting into the drivers seat. as soon as you were seated, you looked at the passenger seat to see sekibayashi completely passed out. you chuckled lightly under your breath.
"what a dumbass."
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𓂃۶ৎ OHMA
forgets everything
as soon as the alcohol gets in his system he forgets everything; including you
lowkey funny though because he doesn't know anyone anymore
might slur his words but it is rare
his face gets red but in a blush typa way
"hey, who the hell are you?"
you were taken aback. who the hell were you? your girlfriend, soon-to-be wife!
"hah, funny. now you need leave that alcohol alone before you get even drunker."
you put your hand on his shoulder before he shrugged it off before giving you a stank face.
"don't touch me, i have a wife."
"yeah? im your wife idiot."
"you wish, my wife is both boautiful and amazing all in one person."
your eyebrows rose and your lips shifted into a smug smirk as you realized what was happening. somehow someway, your boyfriend had lost his memory from being drunk.
and of course you weren't gonna pass up this opportunity to see how he truly felt about you.
"hmm, you don't say? but your wife must be weak - i mean, look at you!"
he looked at you, obviously trying to give his most serious face but failing miserably with red coating his face.
"if she was here, she'd kick your ass."
"really? how do you know that?"
"i don't date, let alone marry, weak people."
you smiled, feeling content with your boyfriends responses before dismissing yourself from the conversation. of course you didn't actually leave, you just turned around the corner to the bathroom to turn right back around back out into the bar. and to no surprise, your boyfriend had seen you and called you over.
yeah, you'd be taking him out more after this.
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𓂃۶ৎ TAKAYAMA
gets flustered very easily and face gets red when he's drunk
prefers not getting drunk because of the fact he's a whole BODYGUARD
but sometimes one drink comes after the other and keeps going.
"hey, what's on your mind? you've been drinking like a mad man and you dragged me here too."
you looked at your fiancé in worry as he kept downing drink after drink. obviously, he was stressing out about something but what? you put you hand on his shoulder while he was in the middle of his 4th drink. he looked at you in surprise before slowly putting the half way done drink down.
you studied his features carefully, noting that his face was soft red and that he looked almost embarrassed to look you in the eye.
he looked down at his hands before taking yours with a soft smile.
"im okay dear, you being here is enough to get me through my worries."
"are you sure? you know you can tell me anything."
"of course, you'd be the first person id tell love."
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𓂃۶ৎ SHEN
doesn't get drunk
literally is just incapable of getting drunk
drinks as much as he wants
there were only two questions on your mind as you were seated next to the weird guy you started hanging out with who's name was 'jackie lee'.
1. why were you here in the first place?
and
2. what the hell is this guy made of?
the guy was completely odd to say the most and he definitely also had a thing for getting dead drunk - or so you thought.
here was the man jackie lee in all of his glory, downing drink after drink, most of them being beer, and having absolutely no reaction.
not even a stutter or shade of red was on him, just pure tomfoolery as he put on a nonchalant face while drinking drink after drink.
you were questioning on whether you should talk or not but you kept getting discouraged by the way he just kept drinking.
while many questions were going through your mind, you had unknowingly put on a disgusted face while looking at him and obviously, he noticed.
"why are you looking at me like that? did I do something?"
you quickly fixed your face before blurting out something you really shouldn't have.
"how can you drink so much?"
"how can you barely drink 2 beers?"
"touché."
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𓂃۶ৎ WAKATSUKI
another "i only drink when I'm stressed" er
not surprisingly i don't think he gets drunk
too responsible
coming back to this so I don't mischaracter the hell outta him
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𓂃۶ৎ SAW PAING
well i mean yells somehow even louder than he usually does
also is very energetic like he usually is but this also means that he might do crazy shit.
also yaps about nonsense
his hangovers ARE CRAZY
little sad puppy the whole next day bc his head is killing him, as well as his vocal chords
"saw please shut up, your killing me right now."
"HUUUUUUUUUH? CMON, CMON, CMON! [name], YOU CANT BE JUST LOUNGING AROUND! YOU GOTTA PUMP YOURSELF UP LIKE ME!"
you rolled your eyes lovingly. saw paing wasn't an easy guy to have a crush on but you still loved him that way. you currently were sitting by him while he was yelling his heart out about pumping yourself up and being the best out there.
"saw, you should really stop before you come complaining that your head hurts to me again."
saw whipped his head in your direction before opening his mouth wide again to yell nonsense once more. that was a habit you really needed him to stop.
you stood up from the stone ledge you were sitting on to slight tap his shoulder so that you could give him the sternest look you possibly could without laughing.
"don't come crying to me if your head hurts, 'kay?"
