#kanerxtazer

[stamkose]

Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you Rule 3: make up 5 new questions Rule 4: tag 10 people and link them to your post Rule 5: let them know you tagged them 1. Who is your favorite player? It's hard to choose, but I think I'm gonna go with Kaner 2. When did you start liking hockey? I started liking hockey when I was about 9 or 10 and I played for a year but then tore my ACL and I never went back to playing :/ 3. Why do you love hockey? I can't even put that into words 4. What is your favorite goal song? Chelsea Dagger ovi 5. Who should win the cup this season? Hawks again baby

1. Who is your favourite team? 2. Why are they your favourite? 3. Top 3 players? (On any team) 4. Do you play hockey? 5. If you could have one thing from the NHL store and it didn't have any cost, what would you get?

[delarosejacob-blog]

Rule 1: post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the question the tagger set for you

Rule 3: Make up 5 new questions

Rule 4: Tag 11 5 people and link them to your post

Rule 5: Let them know you tagged them

My answers: 

Least favorite hockey player? Henrik Zetterberg.... I don't know why so don't ask ok

Favourite movie? Harry Potter or something idk

Favourite snack? Oh god, chips maybe?

Favourite clothing company? H&M

Favourite actors/actresses? Jennifer Lawrence eh

My questions:

Favourite European country?

Favourite book?

Favourite hockey team?

Team Canada or Team USA?

Jonathan Toews or Patrick Kane?

[88-kane]

Rule 1: Post the rules
 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you
 3: make up 5 new questions
Rule  4: tag 10 people and link them to your post 5: let them know you tagged them

1 What got you into hockey? The passion, love, atmosphere. Like, everything about it. 2 What is your opinion on a hockey team moving to Seattle? idek.   3 What makes your favorite team your favorite? Ahaha, I don't even know. Just something about them makes me fall in love with them.  4 Who is your favorite retired player and why? Wayne Gretzky 5 How many jerseys do you own, what teams, and players? Chicago Blackhawks - Patrick Kane and just got a Dave Bolland Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey. 

My Questions

1.Your favorite position in Hockey?

2. Your least favorite NHL player?

3. One thing you love about Hockey?

4. Do you play Hockey? What position?

5. Your favorite NHL team? 

[ekblad5]

So I Was Tagged In Some Stuff While I was at Camp aka Jail

Rule 1: Post the rules 

Rule 2: Answer the the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones. 

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you've tagged them 

I was tagged by chi-blackhawks :) 

1. If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be? Patrick Kane maybe idk

2. Do you play any sports? If so what? Nope

 3. Are you a good cook? Nope 

 4. Favorite sports team? Penguins, Blackhawks, Panthers, and Lumbus

5. Biggest turn on? Plays/Likes hockey, plays music, happy trail, muscular, like watching movies, likes music, nice lips

 6. What would be the first thing you would spend 1 million dollars on? Blackhawks tickets

 7. Who’s the hottest hockey player in your mind? Brandon Saad. There are to many hot hockey players

 8. Which celebrity annoys you? Most annoy so I can't pick one. 

 9. Are you a saver or a spender? Saver

 10. Any addictions? Hockey, music, 

11. Guilty pleasure? Krispy Kremes

Your Questions :) 

1. If you could travel anywhere, where would it be and why? 

2. If you could live with one hockey player, who would it be and why?  

3. Describe your perfect guy. 

4. Favorite movie? 

5. Favorite Disney film. 

6. Favorite band/artist. 

7. Favorite Album. 

8. Do you like to read? If so what are your favorite books? 

9. Favorite animal. 

10. If you could meet any hockey team, which team would it be? 

11. One thing that always makes you smile! :) 

[nextstopwonderland]

Kane/Toews - Animal Transformation - Tazer is turned into a duckling (Sharpy POV)

“I think he needs floaties.”

Patrick resists the strong urge he gets to slam his head against the wall.  “Kaner. He’s a duck; I don’t think they make floaties for them. What kind of duck can’t swim?”

“The kind that are magically transformed hockey players?” Kaner suggests and damn it, he has a point.

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Graphic by monalisasnmadhatters, story by chaoticallyclev (hopefully to soon be completed)