#karasuno incorrect

[bokeijii]

au ; you can hear what your soulmate is singing

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hinata: yamaguchi! did you get any sleep last night?

yamaguchi: i couldn’t, for some reason the jurassic world theme song kept playing, it was probably just in my head but it wouldn’t stop. oh my god it’s back?

sugawara: eh? it’s probably your soulmate singing or rather, humming.

yamaguchi: ..who would- looks at tsukishima.

tsukishima: throws headphones and looks away.

yamaguchi: it stopped.

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atsumu: whenever my soulmate sings it’s really muffled and quiet, it’s cute.

bokuto: ooh, what do they sing?

atsumu: this morning it was renai circulation.

sakusa, realisation: NO.

[arminsrealwaifu]

Hinata: Do you wanna see me hit a freak quick?

Also Hinata:

[bokeijii]

kageyama: screaming at hinata

daichi: okay what happened this time.

flashback

hinata: i have this really bad headache

tsukishima: i heard if someone screams at you like really loudly, it scares away the headache.

[bokeijii]

kageyama: I HOPE YOU FALL INTO A PIT AND WITH YOUR SHORT LEGS, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT.

hinata: OH YEA? I HOPE YOUR DUMBASS DRINKS SOME POISON INSTEAD OF MILK.

kageyama: gasp ILL NEVER SET FOR YOU AGAIN.

hinata: damn, kageyama, we know you don’t mean that.

kageyama: i’m sorry, yea i didn’t.

hinata: thought so.

[bokeijii]

tanaka: bro what’d you get for question 4?

nishinoya: bro i got 42069

tanaka: bro same

nishinoya: bro

tanaka: bro

[bokeijii]

karasuno reunion

tsukishima at hinata: wow you’re still short.

hinata: let’s see what you say when the sky falls and kills you first-

sugawara: OH MY GOD

daichi: what’d you learn in brazil-

[bokeijii]

nishinoya: that’s some wap that’s some wap!

hinata: i don’t get it, what does wap mean?

kageyama: apparently it means waffles and pancakes.

hinata: that’s nice!!

the next day

hinata: suga-san do you want to get some wap?

sugawara: chokes, what now?

[bokeijii]

kageyama: sometimes i think-

tsukishima: no way!