#karate problems

[elester01]

doing pushups on your knuckles is so fucking painful i swear it is like JBDHKFMNBREHWIOLKMNR FVGHUIREKNBFGHIDEKNBFH

(i have to do pushups on my knuckles now. send help.)

[kandascending]

How am I supposed to tell the other senseis that I don’t enjoy going to practice anymore because I hate this stupid relationship between the one sensei and brown belt (they actually don’t like it either) because it pisses me off and he pays no attention to me at all (not in a romantic way, just friendly).

[everydayqoutableinteraction-blog]

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Sensei Hiro: “The hand must stay tight to the chest as it moves up your body for this movement.”

Me: “But…”

Sensei Hiro: “I know. This martial art was designed by men. They just didn’t understand-”

Me: “Stop! Stop it now!”

[feralninjaprincess]

I forgot to say I got kicked in the throat tonight.

It was awesome and scary and it sucked balls. I still won though.

[feralninjaprincess]

Oh well, I'm glad I'm washed it.

It's much softer now.

[feralninjaprincess]

This must be what marathoners feel on taper week.

[everydayqoutableinteraction-blog]

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Lucius: “That was a Lucius from a parallel universe, it won’t happen again Sensei.”

Sensei Hiro: “Oh I get it, time and space were warped in this area.”

[feralninjaprincess]

Bruised boob