Apr 2, 2022
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karl
@holy-mothxr
"Oh sorry, I almost didn't see you there. Otherwise I'd be scraping bits of you off my heels later and isn't that such a inconvenience?" Actually it's a good thing Miranda did little more than slightly bump Heisenberg because any more than that, and she'd probably send herself flying face first into the ground... It was hard enough as is getting used to moving around with such a height, but in heels? How did Alcina put up with this on a daily basis?! It was a miracle she hadn't given herself up yet! All thanks to her sheer strength of will did she manage the same poise her tallest Lord did.
Heisenberg’s usual scowl deepened. This fucking bitch really had the nerve to sit there and act like she hadn’t fucking done that on purpose....
“Watch where you’re fucking going, you giant leech,” he snarled at her. “I have better things to do tonight than wash the stink of your perfume out of my clothes!”
There was a pause in which something seemed to occur to him.
“What the fuck are you even doing here, anyway? Last I checked, you had servants to run errands outside the castle for you so you didn’t have to get off that giant ass of yours.”
my friend KayLoo posted this and it is SO TRUE
Daniela: Oh my God, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?!
Bela: This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material.
Cassandra: It's like Rock, Paper, Scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Karl: Rock also defeats baby.
WHY KARL PLEASE NO o7
karl: okay i found the bird, how do i get him to where the rebellion can get him and he cant try and go back to the darkness/karl: notices the window and remembers how tom cant fly/karl: good enough! let me just lure wag over and then-YEET/ and thats how a bird got thrown at mach four right at waglingtons head as the bird screamed swears🔮
oh my god
karl what did you do