#kashmircrowhouse

[cyberpunk-cybrid]

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Data Entry 4.0:

It’s a little creepy how similar me and Alice look. Red hair, pale skin….it ends at that. Alice is a bird,  but also a human. Somehow. And she spends her days throwing other birds at people.

I mean, what?

Alright, besides that. She’s a neat gal. Alice sure can hold her liquor pretty damn good fer a bird. Even if she FAILEd to mention I had a sweet bun in my hair, I still like her. We should hang out more. 

[arcadesburning-blog]

Alice. There's a large, intimidating woman in my office and she's threatening me with a knife.

[cyberpunk-cybrid]

"May I ask who's Alice?"

Nope

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Ok, yes

Alice is of friend of mine from Bioshock. She’s a bird. But also a person. It’s complicated. :I

And she’s really, really fun. 

[cyberpunk-cybrid]

Alice, hey, Alice!

Why didn't you tell me my hair was so messed up last night! I walked home with a rat's nest!

 Everyone could have seen!

[thegodofdecay]

kashmircrowhouse replied to your post:Speaking of growing beards that happens to me...

…shouldn’t you tell boots that his five o clock shadow isn’t going to kill him

Nah. 

[cyberpunk-cybrid]

Your line has been infiltrated by + 5 hackers

It's hella late for these greetings, but I don't care c:

Hello my lovely, lovely moochers

[arcadesburning-blog]

I've never met someone quite like Alice McCarthy.

No one can make me feel so.... old.

[arcadesburning-blog]

kashmircrowhouse replied to your video:If you ever had any doubts about my feelings on...

doc you’re talking to yourself again

Alice, this is the internet. One talks to oneself for an audience.