#kate chatters

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By the way if anyone cares about more locked tomb x classic literature, I've been very slowly writing an absolute bullshit modern AU where harrow and gideon have to play beatrice and benedick in magnus's low budget passion project production of much ado about nothing. ortus and protesilaus are overly passionate script supervisors. babs does costumes. harrow has one sided renaissance academia beef with palamedes (claudio). once I hand my dissertation in this weekend I am free to write this in earnest. that is a threat and a promise

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(kaz voice) I was gonna do it anyway but I wanted them to ask me first lol <3

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he's having a great time at his dead brother's wedding! (he is going to have a menty b at the next mild inconvenience and has been held at gunpoint already)

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is it actually canon that jordie's full name is jordan? bc it says that on the wiki but I do not recall that ever actually being said in the books, I thought it was fanon lmao. did leigh say it or smth

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if you desireth SOC fic more, then pick from these Situations four

inej pirate button. press for inej pirate and also knife-throwing in the circus

Local Regency Newlyweds Worst Gossip Mongers In History (& Use It For Evil)

barrel cleanup prank ***GONE WRONG***

grwm for my dead brother's respectable wedding!!1!!!1!!! (muffled screams)

Voting ended onMar 9, 2024

For your consideration:

1. (what it sounds like)

2. (sequel to the regency au when existence...)

3. (also what it sounds like; remember the stuff in crooked kingdom about how merchers sometimes try to 'clean up' the barrel? sort of a sequel to a world alone but will be possible to read separately. also likely to end up being connected to guild me, build me)

4. sequel to jordie lives au I never told you...

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well you see jesper, there's this other fic of mine where--

(vague update on this one: now titled, which is nice bc it means I've worked out what I'm getting at. 13,000 words, may crack up to close to 20k by the time I've finished, so expect another monster like I never told you. may be done in the next few weeks? hope so anyway)

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KERCHMEN ‼️

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(kaz voice) I didn't know we were getting a cat.

(inej voice) no. YOU'RE getting a cat