#kathy kyle

[kathy-kyle]

Has the penguin given you your 2k yet smh

NO HE HASNT

i’m planing to high jack his next opt and just take it (plus a little interest because fuck him) @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @florence-wayne-official @addison-wayne18 @youngergrayson @warren-wayne-kyle anyone wanna help?

also hello @a-wayne-child and @thomasbutnotaneviloneiswear i would invite you but you’re like 7 soooo

[youngergrayson]

What is a thing your siblings do that annoyed you to no end ?

oh boy, i’m so glad you asked

dick: eats fries with ice cream and spies on me at times

jason: steal all the guns because i’m ‘too young’ to own them

tim: take my caffeine

damian: randomly start sparring

@florence-wayne-official paranoid piece of shit, exposes me too often, also follows me on dates

@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne the literal definition of ‘i told you so’ and rubs it in my face and breaks my favourite mugs

@kathy-kyle goes to see croc without me

@addison-wayne18 she and my girlfriend fight to death sometimes and it’s cute but when they drag me into it, it gets annoying

cass: leaves her socks in random places

duke: leaves his mugs in random places

anastasia: tries to kill me

babs: hacks into every device i own

stephanie: follows me on dates

honourable mentions

bruce: treats me like i’m 12, doesn’t know i’m a singer

kate: doesnt trsut me to date

[kathy-kyle]

me: *going to the criminal underground to meet with my crime buddies and plan crime and stuff*

also me: *making sure my stuffed animal llama is comfortable while i’m gone*

[kathy-kyle]

for me bisexual panic is hanging out with a girl and crap talking your male ex with her and then realizing you were actually on a date with the girl and panicking more

[kathy-kyle]

Are you a villain,a hero or a vigilante?

i’m more of an undecided third party

Am i close friends with some major players on the villain side? Yes.

Am i enemies with some major players on the villain side? Yes again.

Am i technically siblings with some major players on the hero side? Also yes.

My alignment really depends on where you stand. i’m a morally grey thief who will not hesitate to kick Joker, Penguin, and Superman’s (fuck superman i hate that guy) ass

[kathy-kyle]

sooooo this guy i knew a little while ago just texted me saying he needs to tell me something and that’s never good

[kathy-kyle]

i need to update this lmao Everyone else has an introduction post so here’s mine

Hello! My name is Kathy Kyle (technically that’s not my last name but that’s a conversation for a different time) I’m 15 and my pronouns are she/they

Once upon a time i broke into a random apartment and it turned out to be home of one Selina Kyle who decided to take me in. I still don’t know why but i do know i’m better off because of it. Now i live just outside the narrows with my turtle and my very large collections random shit. Selina stops by pretty often and sometimes i’ll even stay at Wayne manor so yeah life is pretty good. Nonviolent crime is a well paying profession not to mention my part time job at Jimmy’s mechanic shop.

also penguin if your reading this you still own me that 2k and if you don’t pay up i’ll have to come and get it myself and no one wants that to happen