#kit kyle wayne

[florence-wayne-official]

Someone said I look just like Bruce Wayne I’m-

Like.

Hmmm

I wonder why

It’d totally not

Like he’s my dad

Or anything like that

Noooo, not at all

(Featuring childhoods pics of me and @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne )

[youngergrayson]

What is a thing your siblings do that annoyed you to no end ?

oh boy, i’m so glad you asked

dick: eats fries with ice cream and spies on me at times

jason: steal all the guns because i’m ‘too young’ to own them

tim: take my caffeine

damian: randomly start sparring

@florence-wayne-official paranoid piece of shit, exposes me too often, also follows me on dates

@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne the literal definition of ‘i told you so’ and rubs it in my face and breaks my favourite mugs

@kathy-kyle goes to see croc without me

@addison-wayne18 she and my girlfriend fight to death sometimes and it’s cute but when they drag me into it, it gets annoying

cass: leaves her socks in random places

duke: leaves his mugs in random places

anastasia: tries to kill me

babs: hacks into every device i own

stephanie: follows me on dates

honourable mentions

bruce: treats me like i’m 12, doesn’t know i’m a singer

kate: doesnt trsut me to date

[florence-wayne-official]

I SWEAR, if I see THE Damian Wayne running after a kid his age at the park with a katana and cursing him out ever again I WILL alert the authorities so PLEASE pass this message on to Bruce and tell him to control his child

-a concerned bystander

Anon, it’s pretty bold of you to assume that dad can control that child but I’ll threaten to have Kit ( @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne ) steal his pets. That should have him calm down for like, a week

Either that or I’ll tell Dick

[florence-wayne-official]

Me, a college dropout: *reads a different book daily, has a library built into my house*

Kit, who literally has a doctorate: *jared, 19*

@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne :)

[florence-wayne-official]

Shopping with the golden trio!

Ring shopping eeeee

@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @youngergrayson I look like a fucking giraffe next to y’all omg-

[youngergrayson]

golden trio a year ago:

florence: yeah, i don’t want to settle down, it’s just not for me, rose wilson is hot though, how would it be dating her?

kit: i don’t ever want to get married, it’s not just for me, i prefer the single life better, even dating is a stretch, i’d never be in a relationship, i have a job.

thea: oh, nice, i’m still in school, i’m gonna be the only wayne to ever graduate and i’m happy with my boyfriend, i’m the sanest one

golden trio: annoy the hell outta criminals but still loveable, no one wants us to die as of now

golden trio now:

florence: yeah, i live with rose wilson, we adopted a spider kid and i’m gonna ask her to marry me soon, i’m settled down in nyc making clothes and no self preservation

kit: i cannot process the fact my significant other, who i’ve adopted two speedsters with, wants to marry me, i cannot process, i’m in love, i still have the job.

thea: nO LONGER IN SCHOOL, EVERY WARE HOUSE SHALL BLOW UP, and i’m taking it slow with my girlfriend and i get buried alive a lot

golden trio: there’s now a bounty on us and we are wanted and literally every villain wants us dead

@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @florence-wayne-official well, that happened-