"What if superman was actually seen as an outcast in his society and grew up being hated by his own people."
Because what do you mean Katon-Ur was bullied for his body on his home planet. What do you mean he can't recognize compliments because his body dysphoria refuses to believe that other people could find his body type attractive.
What do you mean he admits that he hates himself in the bar!
ღ. # synopsis ─ robert, herman, victor, colm and katon-ur realise that maybe falling for you and putting you in the line of danger isn't the worst thing out there. (M!Reader)
ღ. # warning's ─ blood, curse words I mean... have ya'll played the game.. please be wary of spoilers I don't think there will be but be wary. ღ. # 2460 Words
ღ. # a/n ─ punch up and phenomaman's are shorter i'm sorry but they are included! T^T
Robert :
He had tried really hard to avoid it, keep you out of the fucked up shit he got himself into, whether it be the constant fights, getting kidnapped. The constant visits to the infirmary or being saved by countless hero's because he himself didn't have any super human powers. Robert really had tried but the more you stuck around, the more you bandaged his wounds and the more you showed your care he fell.
"Are you guys going out drinking? Can I come?" Your voice was bright over the comm line and it made everyone groan, they loved you, though they would never admit it their chimes of 'fine' 'you are part of the team' showed it more than they ever had to say. "Robert, you comin'? I'll buy first round!" Now of course that had everyone in better moods and cheering.
If he had said he wasn't smiling he would've been lying, despite the shit going on with himself, the world, Mecha Man he found it hard to smile but you made it so easy. "Yeah.. What the hell, why not." As usual the bar was crowded, villain's filling every inch of the bar, none of them batted an eye at your team but the second Robert intended to head inside he got shit.
Your eyes met his in an instant and he felt the nerves of the day melt away, you were a warm blanket against the freezing fear of life. "Aye, he's with us. With me mostly, but you know, with us." The door slammed shut before he could comprehend what you had just said, you both had feelings for each other, that was obvious.
But Robert had said to pump the breaks because it couldn't get in the way of work, but really it was a front to protect you from his demons. He might've been stupid on some accounts, but he was well aware you could take care of yourself and whomever came at you but if you got wounded because of him it might've led him to his inevitable end early.
The Z-Team valued Robert much more than they let on, especially with the constant bullying but as they surrounded the poor overworked man it shined. "So.. Not to be greedy, but are ya buyin' the second round? Since your little lover ere' got the first one?" Colm laughed slapping the taller mans leg and scurrying off to the bar for more drinks.
Even if this team had trouble being a team, they sure as hell knew how to party as one. Alcohol coursed through everyone's veins, the music loud but the tension between you and Robert was louder than anything else in the room. "If I were to lets say, ask if this was a date almost. What would you say?" His voice was lighthearted just incase this wasn't what this was to you.
"Robert, I've been trying to get your attention since you started working here, and you think this is a date?" Mecha Man's ears flushed as a laugh escaped his lungs before he hunched over laughing harder, god he was an idiot.
He had caught the vibe, or at least felt the vibe you wanted to go out but he pushed it away, your safety was more important, he wanted this team to work. "I mean, I knew. Or I thought I knew but I didn't want to step on that HR violations line." If lying was truly a sin that led you straight to hell, this line alone was getting him sent to the depths.
Roberts cheeks flushed further at the sound of your laughter echoing in front of him, this was embarrassing, though the fear of putting Shroud's target on your back was slowly dissipating. He could protect you if it came down to it, you being his was worth the risk. "Is that a yes then?"
If the rest of the team was laughing in the background he pretended not to hear it, or was he even able to hear it over the feeling of your lips suddenly on his. "If you want it to be a date, then hell fuckin yeah it's a date."
Herman :
It wasn't even villain's he worried about killing you, it was himself. Constant water that soaked your skin, your shoes, your clothes, he knew dealing with it dealing with him, was a hassle that wasn't worth it. Herman was deeply grateful anytime he got your attention, he was deeply grateful anytime you did anything around him or even for him! Most of the team didn't pay attention to him, he was a shadow behind the rest of Z-Team and he was okay with that, because for once in his life he was part of a team.
"Herman, I need you in here babe." No matter how many times you called him that he failed to properly react every time, whether he'd slip and fall or release so much water he drowned the floor. It was endearing, well to you anyway, your shared co-workers didn't think so. It was simply an affectionate term, no weight behind it, no pressure that came with it but it only made him want to be yours more.
Waterboy was by your side faster that he would've made it for anyone else, he knew why you asked for him, he reached past you to grab the mug up in the tallest bit of the cupboard and smiled down at you. "Do- I.. W-Why do you c-call, say th-that when referring to me?" His cheeks were flushed, goggles lifted to sit tightly against his forehead, Herman blinked rapidly as water continued to drip down his face.
You frowned wondering if he didn't like the nickname, but you had been calling him that for weeks. "Oh, do you not like it? All you had to do was say so." He might've been able to get out a quick, mildly stuttered sentence if your eyes weren't gazing so deeply into his. You watched him shake his head sending water droplets flying like he was a dog.
"No! I-I mean, no! I.. I like it, it's nice, I f-fail. Do-Don't see why you use that n-name when talking to.. To me." Herman flinched as your frown deepened, this was going poorly and he wasn't sure how to fix it, he wanted to help. To help you, not upset you or make the vibes weird.
One of your arms snaked around his neck, pulling him to bend to your level so your faces were at the same place. "It's a term of affection, I'm being affectionate toward you. I like you." If Herman wasn't blushing before, he was bright red now, water falling rapidly from him and creating a puddle on the floor.
"You- M-me? Y...You like me?" Waterboy.. was stupid on most occasions but he wasn't immune to the way you treated him so softly and full of care. He was well aware that you wanted him, but could he allow himself to want you? To put you in the face of danger, to allow you to see him at every state.
You watched his eyes dart between you and the floor, a silly smile on his lips while he repeatedly opened his mouth to speak but nothing came. Your hand was so warm on the back of the neck he felt like it was steaming against the cold water that covered his flesh. Perhaps words weren't needed as he found himself leaning in, so.. So terribly slowly.
Herman was a patient man, you on the other hand were not. You pulled him further into you, trying to keep your footing on the soaked tile as his lips met yours. His arms snaked around your waist and even squeezed you, but the lead was yours.
Victor :
Hookups were easy, kiss a lot, tell very little. Or that was how Victor viewed it for awhile, until he realised he didn't want a hookup from you and if anything he wanted your attention twenty-four seven. "Are we still on for tonight?" Your voice made his ears tense, head slowly turning to you, yes he wanted to still do your routine tonight. He'd wait for you after work and take you to some shitty rundown bar and you both would fuck until the sun came out.
Then when you turned up late for work with ruffled clothes and messed up hair together everyone knew."Sonar. You have better hearing than me, why the hell aren't you listening?" Roberts voice caught him off guard and he sat straighter looking around the room. Of course no one was paying attention to him but Robert, but the initial scare was still there.
"Yeah, just cause I have better hearing doesn't mean I want to listen to the shit you say." He spoke casually acting as if he didn't just jump out of his skin. Most of the team laughed at his remark, but you.. You glared daggers into the back of Sonar's head. Maybe he didn't notice, or maybe he was so terrified he couldn't acknowledge it.
As soon as the meeting was over you grabbed him and yanked him into an empty conference room. "What is your problem?" Sonar could give a number of replies to this, a drug addict, a bat human freak.. The list went on but in this moment his mouth was dry, he didn't have a reply. "Robert was talking about cutting someone from the group, one of those people is me."
Robert intended to cut... You from the Z-Team? "Robert wants to cut you? Who's the other option?" His feelings were harder to play off now, the way he grabbed you and stared so deeply as he tried to think of a loophole was a tell tale. "Why does he want to cut you? He wouldn't do that, you're one of the strongest members."
Whether it was the truth or not was to be decided, maybe he was just dick-riding you because it felt like the right thing to do, or worse maybe he truly believed you were one of the strongest. "Sonar.. If I do get cut from the team, I don't want to stop seeing you." Seeing him.. He didn't want to stop seeing you either..
"No, I.. I don't want to stop seeing you either. I want to see you twenty-four seven, can this be.. More of a hookup?" If he didn't know you as well as he did he might've been hurt by the loud laughter that escaped your annoyed face. Sonar wished he didn't feel it, the soft fluttering feeling when he saw you happy. If hero work didn't kill him you surely would.
The hero peeked to the sides of where you both were standing and was met with the entire team snickering before running as if they had been caught red handed.. Which they had. "I would love to go out with you Victor."
Colm :
Punch up knew he was smaller than you, height wise, muscle wise he almost tripled what you had. But he also knew he tended to go fists first into a fight when maybe he should stop and use his head. That was what worried him, if something happened to you because of his foolishness he would die inside. "Love I already told ya. I don't wantcha' getting hurt."
You sighed, flicking his cheek making him frown, if the roles were reversed he would've done the same, had it been a stranger he would've punched them square across the face. "You don't get to say that, I know you mean well but you go into every fight fully ready to fight to the death. Fuck you Colm."
Though your words were full of venom, your gaze was not, the love you felt so deeply for him was hard to ignore. He annoyed you in every possible way but love overrode that every time. "I'm not asking you to get publicly married to me, just give me a chance." In this moment he wishes his ignorance was as strong as his arms were, because he was going to give you a chance when you spoke with that sweet voice.
Colm stayed quiet but the small huff he let out said you had already won. "If you get hurt because of me, or because any of ta' bastards after me.." It started strong but when you smiled sweetly and leaned closer to his face the words became uncharacteristically soft.
"You'll protect me won't you?"
Katon-ur :
"I have begun to feel someone tug on my heart. But, I do not want them to come into harms way.. I did not think it would happen so suddenly after my end with the Blonde Blazer." Robert sighed deeply at Phenomaman's words, when did he become the resident relationship counsellor.
"Just tell him that.. Tell him he tugs on your heart or whatever." He said it like he was annoyed with the taller man and he kind of was, but it was also kind of nice to see him feel something for someone else after how depressed he was. So maybe Robert could take this seriously and help the poor... guy.
Katon-ur nodded, one hand coming to support his jaw in thought, on one hand he could do that, be honest and tell you every stupid little thing that you made him feel. He was phenomaman, why wouldn't you feel the same way back? "Robert. Is there a chance he does not return the deep feelings I harbour for him?"
Vulnerability like this, from a man like that was new. A big, strong hero that was currently curled into himself full of worry and insecurity that someone he worked with wouldn't want him romantically. "You like me, like that?" For once in his long lived life he felt a sudden panic flood through every limb he had, you.. Your voice. Had you heard all of this?
"Well, guess now you don't have to tell him." Phenomaman turned to the other hero so fast he might've broken his neck if it were less sturdy than it was. Right now he could either turn and fly out of the building like the cops were on his tail or admit it.
Katon-ur stood, he didn't float. For once he stood on the ground properly and faced you with all the courage he had. "I.. Yes, you tug on my heart and I have begun to realise I require you more than I worry for your safety." He could have worded that better, but the smile that spread across your cheeks spoke enough words.
"I like you too, and should I be in danger, I know who to call to save me."
Base Yandere Phenomaman Headcanons: Phenomenal Obsessive Love (Dispatch)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another chapter, and this one is Phenomaman base yandere headcanons! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter here, my muffins!]
(Disclaimer: Phenomaman is not Yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Phenomaman X Gender Neutral Reader From Dipstach-
.Phenomaman is an alien that comes from a different planet and decided to stay here on Earth and protect the feeble humans of Earth.
.He had been in love with Blonde Blazer and just wanted to continue to fight crime with her as Blonde Blazer and not let her settle down as Mandy.
.He was really like the prince in Swan Lake when asked what else. Like, what else is there other than crime-fighting as superheroes, brah! (This joke was originally made by my partner, love you, Love Muffin!)
.He thought he would never love again, but he does learn to love again, and that is how you end up in his life.
.Well, more so under his radar.
.He had ended up saving you, and when he looked into your beautiful (Eye color) eyes. He knew you had bewitched him, body, mind, and soul. (A Cookie to anyone who gets that reference)
.He knew that you were a normal human and that meant you were weak and fragile and needed someone like him to take care of you.
.He wanted to be the man you would need in your life, and that means he will do everything he can to make sure you are taken care of.
.He is a very protective yandere that would put his life on the line for you to keep you safe and sound and keep you as his and his alone.
.He is an alien who has only spent a short time on Earth, and so he does not understand the social cues for courting you.
.And he does not understand when his protective nature is seen as creepy stalking.
.He sees it as him watching over you and keeping you safe and sound.
.He does not really know how suspicious it looks when he is flying outside your home and how he is really making people who care about you worried.
.He also does not understand the concept of personal space. He wants to hold your hand, take you into his arms, and just be close to you.
.He does not understand that you may not fully like that, and he does not understand what boundaries are when you try and set them with him.
.Also, he is a yandere who is not the brightest, and he will rarely be manipulative. He is just so oblivious to social norms and what is acceptable and unacceptable that he does not realize that he is being a stalkery, and possessive yandere.
.He does not like sharing you and would not understand you being in love with someone who is not him.
.He is Phenomenal, and the human people you could be interested in are not, so why would you want to be with them and not him?
.He cannot and would not be able to comprehend it; it is just too much for him.
.No matter how many times you explain, you like who you like, it just does nnot make sense to him.
.With rivals, he tries to be nice to them, but is very much saying how they are not worthy of you and do not compare to him.
.He does not arrogantly do this, but in a way where he genuinely thinks that most, if not all, human rivals are not able to be on his level.
.He explains to them that they are not able to keep you safe and take care of you the way he can.
.If they are agreeable to what he says, he will say that it is phenomenal, and then that would be one less rival he has to deal with.
.If they are not as agreeable, he will still try and play nice, but it would start to eat at him, and they would unknowingly be pushing his buttons.
.As if they are walking in a mind feel of making his yandere side snap.
.If he does somehow snap at a rival, he will simply crush their head and cover it up he gave them plenty of chances, and he was doing it for the greater good.
.Keeping you safe is for the greater good, and he will crush as many heads as he needs to to keep you as his and his alone.
.He would one day have confessed his love to you. At this point, you had noticed him coming around all the time, and he had taken you on many dates.
.Flying you all the way to Japan for sushi and Italian food in Rome, and so much more.
.His feelings for you are pretty obvious, but he still does a big romantic gesture for his love confession for you.
.He has heard that those are quite popular, and he is certain you will accept his love from his grand love confession that he does.
.If you do accept his love, his heart is full of love again, and this time, he will make sure that he does it right and does not mess up and lose you.
.Because if he lost you, he does not know what he might do. Something drastic he can imagine.
.But if you do not accept his love, he feels his world falling apart, and it is one hundred times worse than it was with Blonde Blazer.
.You are his everything, and he cannot lose you; he will not lose you.
.So you better be ready to be knocked out and kidnapped, it might not be in that moment, but it will be soon.
.Where he kidnaps you and makes you his, keeping you locked away as he fully believes that with time, he can make you love him.
.But he also learns you are safer when he has you locked away, where no one can find you.
.So even if you do learn to accept his love and return his feelings, he is not going to let you return to your home, friends, or family.
.You are his, and he can keep you solely as his and have you never ever leave him or reject him.
.He will make sure your time with him is Phenomenal!
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]
