...sorry, phenomaman. you look a little too much like robert's dad in that suit for him to be thrilled about this one. you look great tho.
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...sorry, phenomaman. you look a little too much like robert's dad in that suit for him to be thrilled about this one. you look great tho.
(Other Outfitswaps: MechaPrism, MechaMal, MechaBlades, MechaBat, WaterMech, MechaPunch, MechaGolem)
Dispatch really went
"What if superman was actually seen as an outcast in his society and grew up being hated by his own people."
Because what do you mean Katon-Ur was bullied for his body on his home planet. What do you mean he can't recognize compliments because his body dysphoria refuses to believe that other people could find his body type attractive.
What do you mean he admits that he hates himself in the bar!
Perhaps I judged you too harshly.
Base Yandere Phenomaman Headcanons: Phenomenal Obsessive Love (Dispatch)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another chapter, and this one is Phenomaman base yandere headcanons! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter here, my muffins!]
(Disclaimer: Phenomaman is not Yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Phenomaman X Gender Neutral Reader From Dipstach-
do yall agree
Very self-indulgent Dragon Age AU.
- Robert is a half-elf and the presumed dead son of the late king of Fereldan. He's been in hiding and on the run for years, helping people where he can using a special enchanted armor created by his grandfather and used by his father. The story gets kickstarted when he's down in the Deep Roads and runs into the man who killed his father and a bunch of his men. The armor goes missing in the confrontarion and Robert is gravely injured, though he is thankfully found by a group of Grey Wardens. He is taken to Vigil's Keep where one of the Wardens, Chase, recognizes him and identifies him as the prince of Fereldan. One of the commanders there, Mandy, makes a deal with Robert, she will expend resources to help him get his armor back and maybe even to help deal with the situation with the guy who killed his father, but she wants him to help out with their newest group of recruits who are concerningly difficult to deal with.
- Chase is a human fighter who used to be a royal guard and specifically protected and defended Robert. He didnt believe that Robert was dead and became deadset on searching for him, which led him into the Deep Roads where, unfortuantely, he contracted the blight. He had to join the Wardens so he wouldn't die, as so many do. When Robert finds out, he is devastated and blames himself. Though Chase is better off in this AU since he can still fight and get out there, he just has the same short life expectancy that other Wardens have.
- Mandy is a human who willingly chose to join the Grey Wardens because she wanted to help defend and protect Thedas.
- Courtney is an elf who grew up in Denerim. She was orphaned young and unfortauntely had the life experience that a lot of city elves have in Thedas. She resorted to thieving and criminal activity, but actually isn't in the Wardens because of being captured. She chose to join on her own, but refuses to talk about what motivated her.
- Chad is a human mage. He left his family young, when he was revealed to be an apostate, because he didn't want to put them in danger, but also didn't want to be dragged to a circle. He spent his life on the run from templars, though he hasn't shied away from causing problems. He actually went to Tevinter for a while, but came back to Fereldan when a mage friend of his, Alice, was caught and taken to a circle. He managed to get her out, but they were almost caught if they weren't found by Mandy and other Wardens first. They decided to take their chances with the Wardens rather than deal with life in a circle.
- Bruno is a golem. He technically can't join the Wardens properly since he can't go through a joining, but he likes the purpose of being part of something like the Wardens, so Mandy decides to take him on and give him the opportunity.
- Alice is a village born elf mage. When her powers first appeared, she accidentally hurt another girl in her village and she and her mother had to go on the run. Her mother ended up giving her own life at one point so that Alice could escape. She met Chad and they traveled together for a long while before they split up when he wanted to go to Tevinter to try and escape the constant need to be on the run, but she didn't want to leave Fereldan. Unfortauntely, she was caught, but managed to get word to Chad, knowing he would come to help her.
- Victor is a human and used to be in the lords of fortune, but actually got kicked out because his scheming kept hurting and getting innocents involved unncesarily. And so, of course, when he ended up in Fereldan, he continued to try his schemes and got himself arrested. He was found when Wardens were recruiting and Mandy was able to recognize his potential and how they could find ways to use his cleverness for better use.
- Malevola is a qunari tal-vashoth, born to a mother who was tal-vashoth and a father who was in the qun at the time but left to be with her and her mother. She enjoys her freedom from having to deal with the qun, though that unfortuantely can get her in trouble sometimes. She met Victor shortly after he got kicked out of the lords of fortune and they traveled together and helped each other out, though they got drawn into even more trouble because of his schemes. When the Wardens decided to take on Victor, she volunteered to join as well, not thrilled at losing her freedom by joining a group like the Wardens, but figuring its better than loosing her freedom in jail.
- Janelle is a human and was an antivan crow who, unfortunately, got caught during a job in Fereldan. She was found during recruitment and was picked because of her skills.
- Colm is a human who was cursed to be incredibly strong but with all of his height taken, so people always assume he's a dwarf. He had met Janelle before and became instantly enamored, having no idea at the time that shes an assassin. When he saw her later being taken by the Wardens, he volunteered himself to join up as well, pointing out that he might as well out this strength of his to good use.
- Herman is a half-elf warden hopeful. He's young and awkward and wants to be able to prove himself doing something important, but Mandy is hesitant to let him join because she isn't certain that the joining won't kill him.
- Katon-Ur is a human mage from Tevinter (it was the closest I could think of to give him that 'alien' esque relationship to the culture without making him a qunari).
- Elliot is a human mage that Robbie had brought in to help him create an item that could help protect Fereldan from the blight without the need of Wardens. Robbie kept promising that he would grant Elliot true freedom in return for his efforts, granting him a proper place on his council, but he just used that to keep him willing and complacent. Once Elliot realised he was just being used and that Robbie was never going to give him what he promised, he snapped and killed him.
I'm really phenomabrained bc why was my first thought upon seeing this screenshot "This is how the people of Urgot-52dc spoke to/about Katon-Ur."?
Phenomaman and all his fankids are test tube babies
It also took my several episodes before I could finally say "Phenomaman."