#katzcratch

[mysteryprof]

Hanzo at the Mic: Ask me to join talon again and I'll fucking scatter all of you

Hanzo, completely sober, takes ALL the karaoke time he has allotted to just make callouts

[mysteryprof]

I’VE BEEN CALLED OUT

[mysteryprof]

Percy I want the new Hanzo to clap his ass hard enough to burst my ear drums is that Valid

ab 👏 so 👏 lutely

I want Claptain Hanzo to reach a frequency so high it makes my head bust

[mysteryprof]

ok this is the lasT one im not SENDING YOU ANYMORE I WAS LITERALLY SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND IT SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FUCKING FACE. No One: Percy: hhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh overwatch fandom, i'm trying to get us fattie hanzo content, but i scream about him too much and my love for hanzo keeps alerting Jeff Kaplan

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[mysteryprof]

No One: Percy: I'm not a slut, but for Demon Hanzo and anything that looks like a monster, sounds like a monster, and smells like a monster, who knows? I'm down to fuck any "monster" once.

YOU AND TUNE KNOW RIGHT WHERE TO HIT ME

[mysteryprof]

ok i know NOTHING about pokemon so I gOOGLED them and you remind me of Teddiursa because you're BEARy important to me ❣️

cR I E S 

BABE

I LOVE U SO BEARY MUCH 

[mysteryprof]

@katzcratch I love you

[mysteryprof]

This is a callout post for katzcratch

For those who are unaware...

IT’S OFFICIALLY @katzcratch’s 21st BDAY

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HAPPY BDAY TO ZA WARUDO’S BEST GIRL

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HAPPY BDAY TO THE BADDEST BITCH I KNOW

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HAPPY BDAY TO THE MOST AMAZING GF

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I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST BABE

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LOVE YA 💛🐬