#katzkandyfoxstew

[femalethepug]

"I wasn’t. He just happened to be on my plate… wait a second—”

“Why is there a dog in my motel?”

Ummmm meow? -Wags her cinnitail and tries to look like a cat- I'm a cat...-Tries not to woof at the word-

[bowmanofesgaroth]

*intense music begins to play in the background*

[theoriginalbloodcountess]

Do you happen to have any cute lil' ol' grannies on hand?

I would be one, yet, youthful and perhaps more beautiful than cute. Why do you ask?