Send me ‘☠’ to hear what my muse would say to yours if they were completely drunk off their head. (you cannot escape unscathed!)
“‘Ow th’ flyin’ fuck do I keep gettin’ invited fer naughty funtimes with these gorgeous people ‘o don’t know ‘ow goddamn gorgeous they are? Like... like ‘ow’s tha’ a thin’? I thought ‘umans did tha’ mostly, I was not expectin’ elves t’be chock fulla n...neuroses just like mine.
“‘Bet ‘e’s screwin’ th’ ginger,’ dammit girl like 75% percen’a yer people’re ginger, an’ I mean I live a stupidly charmed life but I’m not tha’ lucky so y’gotta--gotta be more speffic! ...Specific!”










