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[asphodel-storm]

Kyler x Hawk for the @allvalley100 'Ghosts' prompt.

"If I can't get close to you, I'll settle for the ghost of you~"

Hawk was hungover and Kyler was screeching about... wait.

"Is that a threat?"

"What?"

"If you can't get close to me I'll be a ghost?"

"No way I'd bone a ghost! Except, like, how we all do."

"...what?"

"If ghosts are invisible and we walk through them then our dicks are like constantly inside ghosts."

"..."

"I want to bone you bone you bone you, not accidentally ghost bone you."

Hawk scrunched his face up and blinked. Kyler chose to take that as a good sign.

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100

Prompt: Punchline

Pairings: Hawkmetri, one-sided Kyler x Hawk

Friendships: Sam & Demetri

(CW for implied sexual harassment)

***

Kyler Park is going through it.

First Hawk says he never gave a shit about him, then his trig tutor cancels, and now he’s being held at knifepoint, staring down the loser whose arm Hawk snapped.

“I know about the movie theater. You forced yourself on Eli.”

“That what you think?” Kyler smirks. “He liked it.”

“Like Sam did?” The switchblade presses harder.

“Jealous? All these years, and Lip still doesn’t want you.”

The blade retracts, and a bony fist flies.

“Stay the hell away from my friends.”

Then he’s gone. Kyler's nose throbs.

Maybe Rickenburger is free this weekend.

***

@asphodel-storm @jinkx-monsoon-season I took y’all’s one-sided Kyler x Hawk AU and made it slightly less Cursed. Or maybe more Cursed? I’m not actually sure :O

This goes with this and this! Had to throw in Demetri defending Sam’s honor, too. Kyler doesn’t discriminate--he can be a creep with BOTH genders!

Also you think Demetri wouldn’t resort to violence if he heard Kyler was copping feels with Eli? You’re wrong

[weird-xie-liankovic]

For @allvalley100

Prompt: Star Crossed

It’s Kawk Friday, and it’s time for the Gone with the Wind trope!

Moon's barbeque party was the worst. Especially this part, where she was dumping Hawk in the middle of her living-room.

“What about my tattoo? This means forever!” Hawk shouted, on the verge of tears.

“I like you, Hawk. But I'm not dating a bully.”

Moon left, and Hawk stomped his foot. He grabbed a bonsai from the coffee table, and threw it into the wall.

A low whistle blew from the couch, and disheveled Kyler Park sat up.

“Nice pitch, dawg.”

Hawk growled and stormed out, with Kyler shouting after him:

“Just so you know, I’d totally date a bully!”

[bel-frost]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hawk and Kyler kidnap a Mafia boss! A brilliant fic written by Asphodelia! It's very well written and so entertaining.

[familiarstale]

Neopet Aster. Yes she is also named after another flower oc, since Aster was already taken I had to call her _x_Aster_x_ Back in early December I drew the others 

lets see if tumblr will let me link it

and said how I was torn on making the sixth. I did pretty much a few days later but only now actually drew the sunset space dragon I'd say not bad considering I've never drawn a dragon before. Because the colors were just so pretty I was going to not put clothes on her at first, but after thinking about how everyone else had clothes, it would have been a little weird to have her be the nudist of the group I love my space dragon on Neopets I'm franziska_garcia

[assassin-bioweapon]

kawk replied to your post “Some people messaged me saying that my art has been reposted, I’m not...”

BS. U should fully Thank your reposters, even those who dont credit you. Anyone interested can find your art using Google Reverse search or tineye.

I would never thank someone who took my work without my permission and posted it somewhere else without my consent and without me knowing it’s going around, apparently people don’t have time to search the source and they will kepp reposting without it because that’s what they do, unfortunately. Besides it would be nice if people interested in my work saw the credit attached to the picture so they don’t have to search to see who did it.

[asphodel-storm]

Kyler x Hawk for the @allvalley100 prompt Fairy Tales

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baddest of them all?"

Rather than sighing massively and droning out 'you are', like every other day, the magic mirror showed King Kyler an image.

A fierce warrior was leading a group of bandits terrorizing a town. He had a scar above his lip...

He was the mousy little servant that had disappeared from the palace a few months ago.

And he had become glorious.

"Well shit. Call the huntsman, I want that bandit caught, yo."

"Your magesty is... jealous?"

"Nah, my magesty is into it."

[asphodel-storm]

Kyler x Hawk for the @allvalley100 prompt 'Spice'

"Hey, you like spice?" Kyler asked while they waited for the others after class.

Hawk shrugged, hoping Kyler would give up on small talk.

"Cause I wanna get jalapeno pants." Kyler cackled and Hawk flushed despite himself. It wasn't like Kyler was actually hitting on him, just being dumb.

"Shut up."

"For real, you're hot like chili and I got a big ol'poblano to toss in there."

"Holy shit Kyler shut up!"

...

He actually seemed sad now.

...

"Fine. Speak."

"Your face is red like a pepper. Know how I like my peppers?"

...

"Stuffed." Kyler wiggled his eyebrows.

"Yeah, shut up."