So I've been listening to the audiobook for Words of Radiance while unfucking my apartment from the aftermath of the contractors who were over last week. And right from the moment when Adolin managed to set up thst duel I was thinking "Oh boy you didn't say how many guys he could bring to help him." Kept repeating it out loud every time the topic came up.
Well what do you know the book finally gets to the duel. Just at the moment where everyone realizes what's going on, I bend down to lift something and suddenly my lower back goes POP and I collapse in a groaning heap. Threw my back out bad.
And I can't help but think that it was Adolin Kholin briefly breaching the veil of fiction, reaching out of my phone to snap my back with his bare hands for being a fucking smartass.











