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he saw the plushie you have of him… have fun 💔 (hes gonna tease the living hell out of you now)
Heyyya
I was wondering if we can get a fic of the ronin just being absolutely flustered by the reader and reader doesn’t even know what they are are doing
Or just flustered ronin pleaseee 🙏
OH MY WORD I LOVE THIS???? final exams are over so watch out I'm back cw: ronin being ronin, ronin route spoiler
It started with a hoodie.
Not just any hoodie... Ronin's hoodie. Black, oversized, fraying at the cuffs and still faintly smelling of blood and motor oil. You didn’t even ask before you threw it on one morning. You were cold. You didn’t think it’d matter.
You were wrong.
Ronin, upon seeing you curled up on the couch with his hoodie swallowing your frame, stared like you’d just skinned a god in his living room. He dropped the grocery bag in his hand. Apples rolled across the wooden floor like they were fleeing the scene.
“…You good?” you asked, blinking.
“Y-Yeah,” he coughed, turning away so fast you thought he pulled a muscle. “Fine. Just. Forgot something.” He didn’t come back into the room for twenty-two minutes. You timed it, but the hoodie was only the beginning.
It got worse when you leaned over him one day to grab a drink from the fridge, body brushing his shoulder like you didn’t just light his nerve endings on fire. You sipped the soda and mumbled, “Thanks for buying the cherry one, I know you hate it,” and walked away. Ronin sat there, blinking at the fridge door, completely unaware that it had been closed the whole time. He would later realize he hadn’t blinked for 47 seconds straight.
You weren’t trying to do anything. Not really. You just existed like you always had: comfortably, casually, like his space was yours now and had always been. You danced barefoot in his kitchen to songs he didn’t recognize. You left your toothbrush next to his, as if you’d always planned to. You’d scroll your phone, legs tucked under you on the couch, while he sharpened knives nearby.
And it wrecked him. He could carve a man’s spine out through the back and not flinch, but one look at your bare thighs in his hoodie and his brain turned to static.
You started noticing it after a while. The way he choked on air when you absentmindedly licked whipped cream off your finger. The way his knuckles went white when you chewed on your necklace, totally unaware you were staring directly at his mouth while doing it.
The way he nearly dropped a blade when you asked, casually, sweetly, “hey, do you think I’d look cute with blood on my cheeks, or is that more your thing?” That’s when it hit you.
You were flustering Ronin. The Butcher of Uptown. Your terrifying, eloquent, blood-drenched boyfriend, undone by whipped cream and accidental innuendo. So.... you decided to test it. You started running your fingers through his hair while he's focused on something else. Leaning on his back while he's working, chin on his shoulder, breath warm by his ear. You noticed the way he’d pause, every time.
You bent to pick something up and stretched deliberately, just once. He made a noise that sounded like a dying laptop fan and excused himself with the phrase, “I forgot I have to… sandpaper… something.”
You twirled a knife once while cooking and cooed, “I think I’m getting better at this. Might put you out of a job.” And he straight up dropped the dish towel, stared at you, and said in the most cracked voice imaginable:
“…You’re gonna kill me.”
You blinked, all fake innocence. “With the pasta?”
He looked away, hand dragging down his face. “With everything.” Eventually, you cornered him. Not with threats, not with blood. Just with a smile, and a bowl of strawberries, and that look on your face that made him feel like he was the one getting hunted. “You okay?” you asked sweetly, popping a berry between your lips. “You’ve been acting weird lately.”
Ronin stared at you like he wanted to bite something. His jaw ticked. “I’m not acting weird.”
“Mm,” you nodded. “Sure. So it’s totally normal for you to fumble a crowbar when I put on lip balm?” He inhaled sharply. You leaned closer. “Totally normal to walk into a wall?”
“You were singing.”
“I was singing 'my dead gay son'.”
“…”
You tilted your head, feigning confusion. “So… you are flustered.”
“I am not.”
You leaned in, resting your chin on your hand, grinning like sin. “Wanna kiss me again?” His ears went red.
“…Don’t start something you’re not ready to finish,” he warned.
You smiled sweetly. “Who says I’m not ready?” He stared at you. And then walked away, again.
From the hallway: “I hate you.”
“Love you too Beaufort.” And that was your new favorite game. Not teasing him to hurt him. Not pushing too far. Just… making him feel it. Making him realize that you weren’t afraid of him, not when he was ten seconds from combusting every time you so much as tied your hair up in front of him. Flustered Ronin wasn’t a myth. He was very real.
And he was yours. Crowned in blood. Brought low by soft smiles and cherry soda. And absolutely incapable of surviving one innocent wink.
God help him when you started wearing his rings.
Serial Sick
in which: your favorite serial killers find out you're sick pairings: ronin x reader || angel x reader || v x reader || misaki x reader
You think the devil has horns, well so did I.
Ronin beaufort x reader
What happens when your bike gets busted, and the garage you go to has a certain devil working.
Reader has a motorcycle, reader is a university student, nothing bad happens it's just a drabble, reader probably thinks blood is hot it's kinda implied
WC: 1,185
A/N: My first X reader 👉👈 this was original x oc but I adjusted it. if the grammar is wrong or refers to a he instead of a you.. mb it's 1:15 and I'm sitting in my nans dark spare room. Banners from here and here!! NOT BETA READ!
saw your requests were open for killer chat! If you don’t wanna do this one, I totally understand, please don’t feel pressured!❤️
could I request a Ronin x reader, in which in which the reader does have actual murderous tendencies, but like, in a more protective way? They kill corrupts and such to protect the innocent. I’d love to see some pre and post murder chaos with Ronin and his lover. ❤️❤️
Like I said, if you don’t want to do this one, you don’t have to! Love your work❤️
oooooooooooooooo oooo oki
so, for the moment, i'mma do this in dot point form, but if i get more energy later, i'll turn it into a full blown fic o7
hope you don't mind, i have taken a few artistic liberties ':)
enjoy!
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Hiii!!! I have a request!! What about Ronin (or all the KC members) reacting to MC who gets cuteness aggression over their cat?? Like they could be acting all laid back but the second their cat comes, they start attacking it with kisses and cooing at them. It would be even better if MC had a grumpy cat
Thank youu!!<3
-Anon💕
cat-lover trait
ronin:
he probably makes fun of you especially when you're in vc and suddenly you say something like "c'mere kitty, kitty! who's the prettiest kitty? that's right! you! my little fur baby, i love you so much!" with that over-sweetened voice and kissy sounds. but it's not like he doesn't get it, he also has pet-children on his own and even if he doesn't dote on them, he gets why you'd act like that. he'd get some toys or snacks for your cat and play with it, or film you playing with it and acting all stupidly in love so then he has blackmail.
(but if he saves it and then watches it when he's alone with pepperoni and blackjack with an affectionate grin on his lips, that's between him and the old man high above)
angel:
she finds it endearing and very, very cute. she films you while you coo at your cat or shower it with kisses and then replays the videos when she misses you or on a especially rough day. she showers your cat with gifts (that is your child after all and she spoil both her cuties, and she always wanted a pet but it'd be hard with her lifestyle so she can feed her selfish desires) she absolutely teases you if you're someone who's very "chill bro" most of the time but then turn into babbling, giggling mess as soon as your cat enters the room. she wouldn't want you to stop acting this way though, seeing this sweet side of your is one of her favourite moments in a day.
misaki:
they so get it. like misaki does the exact say thing with the strays they meet around town. with barely any money left for themself, misaki buys snacks and little toys for the cats they stumble upon (they mourn the fact that they can't take one home but a trailer is not really a home anyway). so, when they see your cat they have the exact same reaction as you - especially if it's irl. misaki just jumps for joy and showers your cat in love. but in a misaki fashion they'll make fun of you and tease you about your behaviour and how very chalant you are. but at the end of the day, you're just two hopeless cat lovers.
v:
he finds you absolutely adorable. a fond smile on his lips when he hears the shift in your voice, sees the happy sparks in your eyes. he just loves to see you like this, so absorbed by love for this innocent being. he helps you taking care of it; takes it to his most trusted vet, buys it the best of best cat food and snacks. your cat has its own place in his bunker and main house. he treats it like one of his own. v is the happiest when he sees you happy so, seeing you like this with your cat is always perfect for him. and no one had to know that he has a whole album of your pictures while you dote on your (or his) cat.
Hi hii!! I really love your writing! ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ Is it alright for me to request you to write a KC x reader who basically is too nonchalant about being invited to the server since they have the Ao3 curse? (。· v ·。) Like they have experienced too many weird and bizarre things that it doesn't even faze them that they are in a server of killers.
I just imagine them willingly outing themselves to the server really early on and having a scroll that's a list of all their near death experiences that reaches the floor and they always go "Do you want me to go alphabetically orrr?" When someone asks them about their near death experiences. (They literally pull out the rolled up scroll and let it unroll and hit the floor while they say that.)
Thank you for your time and I'm sorry if my ask is too much!🙇🏻♀️
The writer's luck
N/A: It's a very fun request. I love it!
Since you started writing, strange things had really happened to you. Not things like constantly losing things or stubbing your toe on furniture. Obviously not! The curse had hit you with everything.
Things like the time a car lost a tire while in motion and it went flying directly at you (by pure luck it swerved when it was about to hit you in the face), also your computer caught fire at night and by pure luck it didn't set your whole room on fire. You had a long list of similar situations that you had started to write down on a sheet that had gotten longer over time. They were all "funny anecdotes" according to you.
When Ronin invited you to the server, you quickly noticed that it wasn't a role-playing server and that it was clearly a server with serial killers. You were so used to it that it was like, "Oh! I'm with serial killers, that's great. I'll write a great story with these experiences". You didn't even stop to think that they could kill you and you quickly revealed that you were a writer and again, by pure luck, they didn't come after you to kill you.
Ronin Beaufort x Talamasca Reader
Summary: You're currently on medical leave from you job as a Talamasca (paranormal investigator from the Interview with the Vampire world) after getting a smoke inhalation injury. Completely bored you spend more time on your side job of being a journalist and a freelance writer. Yet trouble finds you, you're invited to a serial killer group chat with a certain killer that seems a little too familiar. It has a long intro, sorry 😞
Background information
You always wanted to get out of Angelwood, it's a small, overly religious town in the Midwest. Adults brushed it off as teenage angst, you'll grow to love it one day. So, you allowed it to be pushed back despite how much it lingers. Falling into normal company that was approved of, with some rebellious acts of drinking or smoking in corn fields.
You weren't the most popular person but you weren't a complete outcast, just a quiet person who spent more time writing or doing any other hobby that keeps people away from you. The main person who never allowed you to fully isolate yourself was a person named Ther, you were from a family that the Estridge family got along with.
The main reason why you are currently stumbling home slightly tipsy, they invited you to a small party. Though the feeling of someone watching you has been getting stronger, you first started feeling it a week or so ago, maybe you should listen to your gut more often.
Getting kidnapped was never on the bucket list, the kidnapper being an old vampire that though you were pretty and entertaining just added insult to injury.
It was kinda like having a sugar mommy, well a much older one that could read your mind, control your body, and uses you for food. But, you had a bed, well you shared her coffin, and really good food. Some nights she took you driving in her car that was a very pretty blue and a vintage Ferrari.
Trust was growing, until you found yourself dazed from blood lose, tired of this back and forth pattern. You've tried to kill her before, stabbing her, garlic, a cross, all pointless but this time you have an axe. She was busy drinking and didn't hear you behind her, you took her head off her shoulder in one swing.
Suddenly you were in a meeting with a secret society that deals with paranormal creatures called Talamasca, they were watching you for the year you were with the vampire. You didn't want to work for them but it was that or go back to Angelwood, you had a way out and you took it, along with the blue Ferrari.
A few years have passed, you've changed your name and look like a different person... well you are a different person. Medical leave wasn't something you had planned but being in a burning building because a vampire wanted to kill you with them left you with smoke inhalation. With nothing else to do you focus on your writing.
Intro finished
Getting added to a group chat randomly wasn't the oddest thing you've ever had happen to you, though them being a serial killers was a shock but it was great inspiration. Plus human contact with people outside of the Talamasca would do you good.
When Ronin first found your writings through your journalism, you wrote a few articles on his murders. They were written as if you were detached from human suffering, never calling them gruesome or tragic. You reported on them like it was the weather, so of course when he saw you were looking for inspiration for your novel he invited you to the group chat.
Lying about being a serial killer was probably the easiest thing you have ever gotten yourself in to, using your own experience killing vampires as stories about the murder. Plus you had the perfect lie about why you aren't killing.
<you>: "I don't think I'll be committing any murders soon. Got a bad case of smoke inhalation :("
Some of your messages are so believable that it causes Ronin to start searching through even more personal records trying to find if there was any truth within any of your murders you mention. That also brought him taunting you in chat, only for your response to be to taunt him right back.
You're gutsy, daring him to try and kill you maybe with a goodbye kiss too, this all took place in the main chat for all to see. Never having any shame if someone saw how you flirted and taunt the Butcher himself multiple times.
When he adds religious imagery to his murders or references religion on chat, it is mainly you who point them out for theological criticism. He can take that, definitely well educated criticism that come from a place of artistic nature. You do end up being called a nun/priest when you point them out though.
On the topic of religion, both of you have had full heart to heart about religion on video call with each other. The walls come down slowly.
A lot of the stories you share with him are ones that seem similar to Ronin's own experiences, a small Midwest town but isn't every small Midwest town the same. Through it was somethings that stood out, stone angels lining the street, and creepy jocks you cannot remember what they look like.
But all small Midwest towns sound the same, haha. He does figure out you both grew up in Angelwood too, than he would find your deadname through a lot of digging. Even finding an odd job that leads to dead ends and redacted sites.
You find out who he was the first time he mentioned Angelwood and everything made sense why he felt so familiar.
The first time you re-meet him would be totally an accident, you allowed a co-worker to borrow it... that was a stupid idea because it was making a weird noise. You had to bring it in and brought it to a trusted mechanic a neighbor mentioned.
You drove there with your poor baby clearly suffering, when you finally park you pat the dashboard before leaving and entering the shop. It was empty until you tap a bell on the desk and Ronin pokes his head into the office only to smile as you stand there with a disgusted look.
"Ah, Darling you couldn't wait to meet me could ya?" "I'm here about my car... it's making a weird noise."
He paused when he saw the 400 Superamerica Series II in blue, having a moment when looking at it then back to you. You're pretty sure he's about to strangle you, he does eventually becomes professional so he could fix the car... your baby.
Later that evening he brought it up in chat when Misaki was having a moment about wanting a good paying job. This is the first major lore drop about your MO, as you framed it about it being your ex/groomer's(?) car that you murdered and took her car.
No one could complain, also slightly worried as you do drop little things about what happened when in that relationship.
Ronin enjoys your rot that you are slowly showing more and more. Both coming from a deeper anger that has yet to fully bare its fangs at him, but one day it would.
When he first finds out about your second job as a Talamasca it was after the events in Purgatory that made the relationship official. It would go one of two ways, either you willingly tell him or he gets in shit because someone targeted him to get to you.
The first on is boring so let's go with the second one. It would be a vampire who you were sent after to kill and wanting to make you suffer for trying to kill them. So, they lure Ronin out, you do manage to get in-between them but the image of a supposably the corpse standing back up was fucking sick. Until you beheaded them.
Ronin would have mix feelings on your killing because you willingly go after people who are millions times stronger and harder to kill. (them also being seen as something that mocks god would add to the conflict) Your rot would become even more beautiful to him, something so deeply disturbed happen that you refuse to let happen to anyone else.
He would tease you about it but I think after finding out why you chose it was more forced because it was that or going back to a home that would never be able to understand what happened to you. He would immediately want you to retire for your own safety, he sees them using your own anger and hatred to control you.
Your rot that comes from your anger is something he loves but he hates it when you do not get to control your own rot.