for your consideration: low-stakes chatfic. misaki somehow convinces v to troll the server with them by impersonating one another (down to names and avatars).
bonus: they must now dodge video-calls in order to keep up the pretense for as long as possible.
real misaki & real v: hitmeuppp, K9
swapped misaki: kitmeuppp
swapped v: M9
(the server will see them normally but i feel like it will be less confusing for the readers... and me....)
hitmeuppp
v
v
vvvvvvv
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
my babiest baby girl
hitmeuppp
omg.... i can't believe it....
K9
...
I have a bad feeling about this....
hitmeuppp
YOU ADMITED THAT YOU'RE MY BABIEST BABY GIRL!!!!
hitmeuppp
> replying to: my babiest baby girl
you literally replied right after this lol
K9
...
What did you want?
hitmeuppp
woah you're hot when you pretend to not care
anyway!!!!,!1
do you want to prank the server?????
K9
What sort of trouble did you plan this time?
hitmeuppp
trouble???
me????
pffttt NEVER
im a picture of calmness and perfect behaviour
K9
I will not burst your bubble for you.
So, what is that idea?
hitmeuppp
> replying to: I will not burst your bubble for you.
excuse me????
rude!!!!
anyway!
so i thought that we could switch our profiles!!!1
K9
I will not share my login information with you.
hitmeuppp
wow break my heart much????
but i dont want your login info
i meant that you should edit your profile and name to look like mine
and i'd do the same to match your profile
and then!!!!
K9
I'm concerned with where this is headed...
hitmeuppp
and then we have to act like each other
and not let the other serial losers find out!!!!
hitmeuppp
what???
WHY?????
my idea is so amazing
wonderful
flawless
fun
exciting
joyful
K9
I don't see what's so exciting in pretending to be someone else.
Besides, I don't think that you'd do a good at impersonating me.
hitmeuppp
yeah?
well i think that URE just chickening out!!!
cmon v u can admit that ure scared i wont judge
K9
...
Send me your profile picture, biography and a status you'd like me to use.
hitmeuppp
HELL YEAH
omg okay im omw
u do it 2!!!
[catsaki.png]
omg i cant wait.... this is so exciting >:3
[#main in Slaughterhouse.Losers]
goreboy
angel Darling angel no Need to be shy now
we All know that you Like to take a Lil' bite from time to time
Angelic
Can we let the cannibal jokes die 😭
M9
omg my fav maneater is crying bc of a man!!! |
omg my fav maneater is crying|
omg|
goreboy your jokes are unnecessary and unwelcome.
goreboy
look who Decided To grace us with his presence
Angelic
Here we go again.....
Felicite
<LUCA_IS_SO_COOL> <kitmeuppp> the bloodhound war started !!
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
Where👀 is 🗺️the popcorn🍿⁉️
kitmeuppp
Stop with this nonsense. |
Stop with |
omgggg helll yeahhh fun!!!!
Angelic
Oh wow, V is using an 's instead of writing is separately
I never thought I'd be alive to witness this change!
Felicite
That's really new haha
M9
Were you not the ones who always poke fun at my texting habits?
Angelic
What? No, of course not V! We love your full sentences <3
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
Yeah dude ask Misaki! They're so crazy for your texting style!
M9
Well then, what do you think of it Misaki?
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
HOLY SHIT
NO WAY HE ACTUALLY DID IT
Felicite
Maybe Misaki's flirting tactic started to work after so long
goreboy
or the Vigilant loser hopes to be backed up
kitmeuppp
omg v of couse i lorvvvvvv your style
its so gorjus
and so chewable
i just want to nom on it
M9
holy shit..... |
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS |
OH MY GOD I NEED TO SCREENSHOT THIS HDHFHF |
...
I regret asking.
kitmeuppp
And I regret typing that... |
And I re |
aww v :(((
don't break an assassin's delicate heart 1!!!
Felicite
Aw don't worry Misaki we love you!!!
kitmeuppp
thank you felicie
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
FELICIE????
MISAKI R U OK?
DID V SHOCK U THAT MUCH???
kitmeuppp
ah....
yes.... yes he did
i just want a lil love!!!
goreboy
wow v way to Go
Breaking the Assassin's heart
how cruel
M9
omg i can't |
this is so fuckign funny |
HAHHDHFHG |
...
My apologies Misaki, but I don't reciprocate your feelings.
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
THIS IS BETTER THAN KDRAMAS
Felicite
You're so right Luca !!
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
anyway!!
anyone up for vc???
<kitmeuppp> ????
[K9 & hitmeuppp]
K9
What should we do now?
hitmeuppp
eee
ummm
hfhfhg
tell him that my mic is broken
K9
Okay, I will do that.
[#main in Slaughterhouse.Losers]
kitmeppp
sorry misaki's microphone is broken
Angelic
Misaki sweetheart are you sure you're not too shaken up?
kitmeuppp
yes, yes i'm okay
Felicite
I'm not sure.... You don't really text like yourself Misaki
M9
Yes Misaki, are you alright?
Maybe you should go offline and rest?
goreboy
aww look the Totally not a serial Killer is worried
that's almost Sweet
M9
ronin youre not helping me aaaa |
Shut it gore loser
LUCA_IS_SO_COOL
OMG???? v???
FELI THIS IS SO CRAZY
WHAT IF V AND MISAKI ARE POSSESED???
Felicite
Yeah they're a bit off...
hitmeuppp
omg....
i think we're busted
but it was so funnnn
K9
Apologies for not keeping up the act better.
hitmeuppp
nah nah
it's ok
we're chill
i didn't do the best job either LOL
let's wait a bit and then switch back in secret
K9
Alright.
[#annoucements in Slaughterhouse.Losers]
goreboy
thanks for This Gem <hitmeuppp>
attachement:
K9
omg v of couse i lorvvvvvv your style
its so gorjus
and so chewable
i just want to nom on it
[#main in Slaughterhouse.Losers]
Executioner-Bot
<K9> left the server.
The whimsy and silly spirit of Misaki has possessed me
Also omg chat fics are so fun???? Hello I want more????? Not just silly ones obv, but omg maybe I will do more in the future who knows....
rn i have a bunch of kpop and oc drafts waiting for me and the 2nd part of FBSP but shh that can wait longer hfhfhg