#kei talks

[keiispeach]

rape me? sorry I meant rape me? no, my bad. please rape me-

[keistance]

shj is BEGGING hyj to marry him at this point ngl

[claudvain]

Do you have any boring headcanons about the FE3H lot? Like, Sylvain has to make his pieces face the opponent and sit dead centre of the square, or Claude switches which way he starts his braid each day to see if anyone notices?

Oh boy do I they’re all I think about everyday !!!!!!! I’ll share some for Sylvain Claude and Ferdinand (they’ve been hogging all of my brain space alshsj)

Sylvain looks like garbage every time he wakes up— he can never get his hair to cooperate, his eyes are crusty, sleep lines all over his face, the whole nine yards. Man looks like he went through war after 8 full hours of sleep no matter what. I also think Sylvain has a sensitive stomach and is never brave when his tummy hurts and he Will whine about it to anyone within 3 feet of him (will he pay attention to what he eats so he can prevent these tummy aches ??? Absolutely not)

Claude dog ears his book pages. He dog ears them and he writes all over his books and he sticks in pages with more writing, his books are a mess. Claude also only writes in pen/ink, he hates writing with pencils. Something about it just doesn’t hit the same as ink !!!! Which means all his writing is super messy and smudged because he doesn’t wait long enough for it to dry and when he makes a mistake he just scribbles it out and on days where he’s been up working, you can tell because of how stained his hands are from ink

Ferdinand hums to himself constantly. Always. He’s always making some sort of noise or sound— humming, whistling, tapping on something, literally always making noise. He’ll tap his fingers against the table and people like to try and guess what song he’s got stuck in his head based on his tapping. Ferdinand also loves collecting little things, like trinkets and knick-knacks and just anything and everything. He’s got figures and buttons and rocks ribbons and anything he can get his hands on. Ferdinand just relates to Ariel from the little mermaid with her gadgets and gizmos and whosits and whatsits and thingamabobs

Anyways I love them and I love thinking about them

[eternatus-truther]

I'm showing Volt's recent search history, it doesn't give me the best feeling. If anyone has ideas to help stop him, it would be appreciated. I like it here in Galar a lot.

How to legally disappear

How much is it to change your name in Galar

Cheap apartments in Kalos

Jobs for hire in Kalos

Ways to subtly detach from friends and family

6+ pokemon friendly apartments in Kalos

[doctor-depressed]

my phone just autocorrected “Keigo” to “Keith”

sorry hawks ig ur keith now

[plusultrasweatystudent]

executive dysfunction sure do be something huh

[keikuns]

if anyone play genshin & is willing to co-op with me for the chi of guyun quest i will give u my first born