Well, Stan and Dipper both sound wonderful, as you’ve probably heard, though they STUBBORNLY REFUSE TO ADMIT IT!!!
I’ll tell you who surprised me the most though, and that’s Grunkle Ford! I heard him singing in the shower one time and wowie zowie! He was like a Broadway Angel!
...With wrinkles. And a big nose. He’s the Phantom of the Bathroom!
I cornered him later that day and demanded he shared his vocal wonders with the world! He got all shy, but cracked when I told him I’d let him try Dipper’s What-the-heck-ahedron thingy! He solved it in 34 seconds, of course, but a deal’s a deal!
So here’s a random Broadway song I had him sing, in all its glory! He insisted I publish it under a fake name, so don’t let him know I said it was him!
Or do! A lot! MAKE HIM FAMOUS, PEOPLE!!!
~Mabel
